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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #300 on: April 18, 2013, 03:45:08 am »
Quietly, in my sleep, like Grandpa...not screaming and yelling like the people in his car. ;)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #301 on: April 18, 2013, 04:13:16 am »
Putting my penis in an actual woman's vagina. I know, I'm into very fucked up shit, but that's just how I am.

What's your favourite song?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #302 on: April 18, 2013, 04:25:25 am »
I do not have a favorite song.  I crave variety too much.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #303 on: April 18, 2013, 11:32:18 am »
Because you're too busy clopping to go to sleep.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #304 on: April 18, 2013, 01:19:26 pm »
Because you're too busy clopping to go to sleep.

Why?

Because he likes to, that's why.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #305 on: April 18, 2013, 05:14:57 pm »
Yas ma'am

What's your favorite type of food in the US that's based on another country's food?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #306 on: April 18, 2013, 08:35:07 pm »
Pizza.

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« Reply #307 on: April 18, 2013, 08:59:15 pm »
The teaching evolution one.  I can think of a few ways to make that amusing for myself. ;)

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #308 on: April 18, 2013, 09:47:17 pm »
Tea. I am at my best with a mug of tea by my side.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #309 on: April 18, 2013, 09:48:55 pm »
Cricket.

Is it possible to both lie and tell the truth with the same statement?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #310 on: April 18, 2013, 10:21:18 pm »
Yes


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« Reply #311 on: April 18, 2013, 11:05:27 pm »
It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #312 on: April 19, 2013, 05:18:55 pm »
I really have to pee.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #313 on: April 19, 2013, 06:39:51 pm »
a functionning one is good enough


what's your favorite tune right now?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #314 on: April 19, 2013, 11:50:34 pm »
As of this very moment, Tom Lehrer's "The Irish Ballad"

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