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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #570 on: November 18, 2013, 10:23:10 pm »
You would get this.

What would happen if you introduced SCP-682 to Chuck Norris?
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« Reply #571 on: November 19, 2013, 12:51:31 am »
You'd get a washed up fundie hack reading a specific entry in a rather overrated series of horror-themed short stories.

Why do cats know to piss and shit in the kitty litter, but think it's perfectly okay to throw up on the carpet?

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« Reply #572 on: November 19, 2013, 12:53:47 am »
Because cats, like humans, generally have more control over when they use the bathroom than when they throw up.

Why is my alarm clock rude to me?
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« Reply #573 on: November 19, 2013, 08:08:18 am »
Because you enslave it by making it stay up all hours of the day and night just to wake you at a specific time.

You are given the opportunity to use a machine that will grant you the ability to live as long as you please in a state of youthfulness. However, a cruel person with a criminal history must die in the process.
Do you take this opportunity?
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« Reply #574 on: November 19, 2013, 08:20:41 am »
Damn straight I would. There's absolutely no downside to that. You'd be retarded not to take it.

What would you say is the most annoying thing on the internet right now?

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« Reply #575 on: November 19, 2013, 09:20:05 pm »
Damn straight I would. There's absolutely no downside to that. You'd be retarded not to take it.

What would you say is the most annoying thing on the internet right now?

MRAs whining about how straight white males are second-class citizens and that patriarchy is a myth.

You are offered money to be the executioner in the legal execution of a death row inmate. You have no knowledge of the accused's crimes or if they are even guilty of these crimes. If you refuse this offer, someone else will be hired to take your place.
How much money would be enough to convince you to accept, if at all?

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« Reply #576 on: November 19, 2013, 11:37:55 pm »
Between $500 and $1,000. If the dude's gonna die anyway, I might as well get some pocket change out of the equation.

What's the most annoying thing your pet does?
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« Reply #577 on: November 19, 2013, 11:55:32 pm »
One of my dogs eats everyone's underwear, regardless of state of cleanliness. WTF?

Who is your most hated fictional character and why?
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« Reply #578 on: November 20, 2013, 12:30:17 am »
Dolores Umbridge. I wanted Voldemort defeated, but I wanted Dolores destroyed

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« Reply #579 on: November 20, 2013, 02:32:41 am »
Sparkles

You die and discover that you will be reborn. You are given the choice to be reborn at any time, whether in the past or future. What year do you choose?
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« Reply #580 on: November 21, 2013, 03:47:24 pm »
I'd go with the same year I was originally born. The future is too uncertain and I'm not a nostalgia freak.

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« Reply #581 on: November 21, 2013, 06:07:50 pm »
I hid behind the couch, saw my dad putting presents under the tree, and became an honorary elf until my younger siblings were old enough to be okay with the realization.

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« Reply #582 on: November 21, 2013, 07:09:59 pm »
I was a waiter for a short time that was my only job but it wasn't so bad.... .


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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #583 on: November 21, 2013, 07:18:44 pm »
I'm already in the country, so I should be fine. It's not like there will be overwhelming numbers or anything, so just let the dogs eat any that wander too close. Just wait it out and hope that power, water and internet stay connected.

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« Reply #584 on: November 22, 2013, 12:21:58 am »
As long as my face/other distinguishing features were hidden well, sure. (Why the hell would you ask something like that?)

Why is the Piracy Thread such a shitstorm?
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