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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2295 on: July 16, 2014, 04:20:11 pm »
Granted, you now have a hungry jaguar.
(On a side note, I'm pretty sure both of us wouldn't find that previous wish a bad thing)

I wish I was in excruciating pain.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2296 on: July 16, 2014, 04:36:57 pm »
Granted; it's caused by having sexual thoughts.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2297 on: July 16, 2014, 06:58:36 pm »
Granted, but air is now carcinogenic.

I wish I could kill birds with my mind.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2298 on: July 16, 2014, 09:44:32 pm »
Granted. But every time you do so, bird shit falls on you.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2299 on: July 16, 2014, 10:32:18 pm »
Granted, but it's slower than first-generation dial-up.

I wish I was a fish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2300 on: July 16, 2014, 11:04:30 pm »
Granted.  I eat you.

Ironbite-I wish for unlimited money
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2301 on: July 16, 2014, 11:16:24 pm »
Granted. Your wealth crashes the world economy, so it takes all of your money just to buy a single loaf of bread.

I wish to be healthy, wealthy and wise.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2302 on: July 17, 2014, 06:04:50 am »
Granted. You're forced to get up at the asscrack of dawn every day for the rest of your life.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2303 on: July 18, 2014, 12:23:20 am »
A giant Pile of shit.

I wish for 4,000 Dollars.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2304 on: July 18, 2014, 02:57:32 am »
Granted. It comes with $150 000 debt at an interest rate of 65% per day, compounded hourly.

I wish for some cheese.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2305 on: July 18, 2014, 10:54:44 pm »
Granted. It's so spoiled that not even insects will touch it.

I wish for better pay and hours at my job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2306 on: July 18, 2014, 11:05:01 pm »
You now work at a cheese factory, whipping unpaid laborers back into work while they beg for their lives. Enjoy, you miserable greedy soul.

I wish for R.U Sirius to be made of cheese.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2307 on: September 21, 2014, 12:15:33 am »
Granted. When you eat me, I make you so constipated that you require surgery to remove the enormous mass of fecal matter. In other words, you're full of shit.

I wish for the ability to travel back in time and correct my mistakes without suffering any consequences from paradox.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2308 on: September 21, 2014, 12:30:38 am »
Granted, the current timeline causes you to die at the age of 11 from a car accident.

I wish was gud at TF2.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2309 on: September 21, 2014, 12:46:58 am »
Granted. You suck at everything else, including breathing, sleeping, and not shitting your pants.

I wish I had functional angel wings.
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