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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3285 on: April 08, 2014, 12:54:08 am »
Oh yes, should I mention the most notable blog of them all, Social Justice Wario, has a character that everybody knows who has a lust for money, condemning Free-market Capitalism.

What the fuck!?

As far as I know, that blog was not a poe.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3286 on: April 08, 2014, 12:57:41 am »
Oh yes, should I mention the most notable blog of them all, Social Justice Wario, has a character that everybody knows who has a lust for money, condemning Free-market Capitalism.

What the fuck!?

As far as I know, that blog was not a poe.

...Do these idiots not realize that it makes them seem like hypocrites?

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3287 on: April 08, 2014, 02:15:06 am »
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3288 on: April 08, 2014, 02:17:01 am »
Granted, "Social Justice Wario" flows off the tongue nicely.

I'd prefer "Feminist Eggman" as a trope, though.  Because he's confirmed to be an actual feminist.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3289 on: April 08, 2014, 12:09:42 pm »
I need to start a character social justice blog, but actually answer questions in-character.

Like if Social Justice Wario actually roleplayed as Wario and answered everything like Wario would.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3290 on: April 08, 2014, 12:12:46 pm »
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3291 on: April 08, 2014, 12:19:38 pm »
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3292 on: April 08, 2014, 07:16:13 pm »
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[Weight loss surgery] is a form of genocide against the fat

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3293 on: April 08, 2014, 07:20:58 pm »
People who undergo weight loss surgery often need it for health reasons. Should those people just remain that way and eventually die from related causes?
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3294 on: April 08, 2014, 09:38:46 pm »
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[Weight loss surgery] is a form of genocide against the fat

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Makes sense. After all, if zygotes are people, why not adipocytes?
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3295 on: April 08, 2014, 09:50:34 pm »
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[Weight loss surgery] is a form of genocide against the fat

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Makes sense. After all, if zygotes are people, why not adipocytes?

Interestingly, having just gotten back from Canada and meeting a friend face to face, I realized something.  I could lose the entire friend's weight (120 pounds) and be healthy again, for perspective.  I'm about 290 as it stands, so the fact that I could lose an entire PERSON... it was shocking.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3296 on: April 08, 2014, 10:47:41 pm »
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3297 on: April 08, 2014, 10:59:09 pm »
Is "people of size" supposed to be "people of color" for fat folks now?

If that's implying that white people "have no color", do thin people....not have size?
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3298 on: April 08, 2014, 11:14:17 pm »
Is "people of size" supposed to be "people of color" for fat folks now?

If that's implying that white people "have no color", do thin people....not have size?
Exactly. Thin people are in fact individual mathematical points and have no volume.

Or possibly zero measure sets.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #3299 on: April 08, 2014, 11:17:19 pm »
Or possibly zero measure sets.

Probably more like nowhere dense sets.
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