Worst of Social Justice

[Art Vandelay]

PETA would argue that humanity has few if any unique capabilities, and that we're "all just animals".

Well, humans are animals, so they're correct on that front.

[Commissar Kaz]

I'll take my free fleshlight please. I mean, those things are what, $70-$80? Shit ain't cheap.

Not to mention we're the only animal that can kill a lion by shoving an arm down its throat, because we're the only animal to think to do so.

Is that really possible? Because if it is, that's pretty awesome.

[Witchyjoshy]

Yep.  Chokes the lion to death.

Of course, be prepared to get some injury from it, especially around the area where the lion's teeth will be, but it'll hurt less than being clawed to death.

[I am lizard]

Yep.  Chokes the lion to death.

Of course, be prepared to get some injury from it, especially around the area where the lion's teeth will be, but it'll hurt less than being clawed to death.

It's also probably the most complicated way to take down a lion.

[TheUnknown]

PETA would argue that humanity has few if any unique capabilities, and that we're "all just animals".

Well, humans are animals, so they're correct on that front.

Of course, what really bothers me about this is when they claim that humans aren't unique in any way and are just like other animals . . . until they need to enforce their human standards and ideals on only humans because "as humans, we should be above all that".  Which is it?

[I am lizard]

PETA would argue that humanity has few if any unique capabilities, and that we're "all just animals".

Well, humans are animals, so they're correct on that front.

I'm actually wolf-kin (✿◠‿◠).

[ironbite]

Aww did I miss Magus and Ironchew hate fucking each other?

Ironbite-I'm sad.

[Witchyjoshy]

Yep.  Chokes the lion to death.

Of course, be prepared to get some injury from it, especially around the area where the lion's teeth will be, but it'll hurt less than being clawed to death.

It's also probably the most complicated way to take down a lion.

When you don't have tools of any sort, it's probably your best bet.

[Canadian Mojo]

>claims all white people fuck animals.
>Is a white person.

Top lel.

So white women are animals?

[Dakota Bob]

Yep.  Chokes the lion to death.

Of course, be prepared to get some injury from it, especially around the area where the lion's teeth will be, but it'll hurt less than being clawed to death.

It's also probably the most complicated way to take down a lion.

A bit simpler than trying to psyche it out so bad it gets depressed and leaves you alone.

[RavynousHunter]

Yep.  Chokes the lion to death.

Of course, be prepared to get some injury from it, especially around the area where the lion's teeth will be, but it'll hurt less than being clawed to death.

It's also probably the most complicated balls-to-the-wall awesome way to take down a lion.

Fixed that for ya.

[TheUnknown]

Yep.  Chokes the lion to death.

Of course, be prepared to get some injury from it, especially around the area where the lion's teeth will be, but it'll hurt less than being clawed to death.

It's also probably the most complicated balls-to-the-wall awesome way to take down a lion.

Fixed that for ya.

I'm sure whoever accomplishes this will immediately hear Fatality afterwards.

[Damen]

[Witchyjoshy]

Me too ._.

[Art Vandelay]

I kind of want to give this moron a piece of cinnabar and tell him it's a ruby.