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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8175 on: January 24, 2016, 10:17:06 pm »
Huh? I just found out that Wendy's serves chicken nuggets? Thanks UP! Learn something new every day. Like, I probably haven't been to Wendy's since they started serving chicken nuggets. How many years (decades?!) have I deprived myself of Wendy's chicken nuggets because I Just Did Not Know? 







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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8176 on: January 24, 2016, 11:00:32 pm »
Their chicken nuggets are superb, I tell you. You should definitely try them.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8177 on: January 24, 2016, 11:20:20 pm »
I shall. Really this is the first time I've gleaned a genuinely useful bit of info from any of his posts. That's a chicken nugget flavored needle in a flaming huge hay stack, ya know?
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8178 on: January 24, 2016, 11:21:22 pm »
But is it an ethical chicken nugget needle?
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8179 on: January 24, 2016, 11:41:35 pm »
Well, I'm quite sure Wendy's does not use that free range, vegetarian diet-fed, humanely slaughtered and unionized processing facility Sharia Law chicken. Wendy Nuggets are made from hot blooded 'Murrican factory chickens that have Breasteses So Huge their hearts can't handle the strain, so they faint and flop over when they jiggle inside their tiny conveyor belt cages (with their beaks cut off first, of course). So yeah. It's Ethical.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8180 on: January 24, 2016, 11:44:40 pm »
Well good. Because otherwise we'd get to spend the next two years hearing about it.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8181 on: January 25, 2016, 12:04:50 am »
Cluckin' Bell: Suffering Never Tasted This Good!
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8182 on: January 25, 2016, 12:24:10 am »
Quote from: mellenORL on January 24, 2016, 11:41:35 pm
Well, I'm quite sure Wendy's does not use that free range, vegetarian diet-fed, humanely slaughtered and unionized processing facility Sharia Law chicken. Wendy Nuggets are made from hot blooded 'Murrican factory chickens that have Breasteses So Huge their hearts can't handle the strain, so they faint and flop over when they jiggle inside their tiny conveyor belt cages (with their beaks cut off first, of course). So yeah. It's Ethical.
No, no, no-was the chicken ethical. Did it make the limited decisions it could from the confines of it's tiny factory cell in the most moral and ethical manner possible for an upstanding chicken given its position?
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8183 on: January 25, 2016, 01:32:55 am »
Make sure all your meals are made ETHICALLY!

* Every meal must declare its support and adulation for hardcore gamers.
* Every table must have Vivian James' holy visage drawn upon it.
* Every utencil must be made of the finest silver your affluent upbringing can afford.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8184 on: January 25, 2016, 09:29:01 am »
⬅ Flame and Burn is over there.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8185 on: January 25, 2016, 09:39:11 am »
Special today - flame broiled chicken breasteses.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8186 on: January 25, 2016, 09:47:50 am »
I for one don't have any sympathy for the chicken. I think they're asking for it. At least they've made a pretty good industry from being nuggets.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8187 on: January 25, 2016, 09:56:32 am »
Ever worked with chickens?  Its painful enough to either make you vegan, or turn you into an extreme carnivore like me.  I hate chickens.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8188 on: January 25, 2016, 10:38:18 am »
I like them when they are done in hot and spicy
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #8189 on: January 25, 2016, 05:23:55 pm »
Chickens are alright by me, but roosters can fuck right off. Noisy little cunts.
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