A little conversation with Madame Scarlet had me laughing.
Damen: Seems like up until now work was eating your life away. We've talked often and it seems like most of the time you were either at work or on your way to or from it. I was starting to wonder if you even knew what your apartment looked like.
Madame Scarlet: A mess.
Madame Scarlet: There's a floor in it somewhere.
Damen: Ever look around at it and think "Now that's just not fair; I'm not here long enough for it to get that messy."?
Madame Scarlet: No.
Madame Scarlet: I'm just not there long enough to clean anything.
Damen: Heh, I've had moments when I'd look at some bit of funk in my room and think "When the hell did that get there?"
Madame Scarlet: I think I will name the mess Freddy.
Madame Scarlet: Freddy's been steadily growing for months.
Madame Scarlet: Sometimes I have the energy to hack away at bits of him, but not often enough to make a big dent.
Madame Scarlet: Anyway, gotta guard.
Damen: ...that is so going up on the forums.
