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Granted. Unfortunately, the correlation is inverse.I wish all food was exactly as healthy as it was tasty.
Granted. But it's the only food you like.I wish I could imitate any voice.
Humanity does learn from history,sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
Quote from: Silhouette on August 17, 2013, 02:12:42 pmGranted. But it's the only food you like.I wish I could imitate any voice.Granted. The government brainwashes you and makes you a weapon.I wish I could imitate any singing voice.
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Granted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.I wish I could sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly anytime I wanted.
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 17, 2013, 11:49:33 pmGranted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.I wish I could sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly anytime I wanted. You now sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly, perpetually.I want my body to be expensive-gay-porn-worthy.
Quote from: Undecided on August 18, 2013, 01:22:45 amQuote from: SmokingDodongo on August 17, 2013, 11:49:33 pmGranted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.I wish I could sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly anytime I wanted. You now sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly, perpetually.I want my body to be expensive-gay-porn-worthy.Granted. You are a lesbian porn starlett. I wish I could summon people at will by name.
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 01:38:18 amQuote from: Undecided on August 18, 2013, 01:22:45 amQuote from: SmokingDodongo on August 17, 2013, 11:49:33 pmGranted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.I wish I could sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly anytime I wanted. You now sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly, perpetually.I want my body to be expensive-gay-porn-worthy.Granted. You are a lesbian porn starlett. I wish I could summon people at will by name.Granted. Whenever you summon someone, they land on your head.I wish I could bitchslap Amy (of Amy's Baking Company infamy) and get away with it.
Granted, but every time you use this ability you age ten years.I wish for a cybernetic exoskeleton that both gave me increased strength and speed and protected my body from any extra wear such abilities would normally give.