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Offline Askold

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Realistic Barbie doll
« on: July 03, 2013, 08:30:34 am »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2353420/Artist-Nikolay-Lamm-shown-Barbie-look-like-measurements-normal-19-year-old-woman.html

Artist made a 3-D model of what the average 19 year old looks like compared to the Barbie doll. Average skinny girl, but still quite realistic.





Things I notice:

a) Barbie has a huge head.
b) Barbie has no ass.
c) Barbie generally looks like she's been stretched out.

It's not like I thought that Barbie is healthy -or even realistic- looking, but I hadn't noticed b and c.
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Re: Realistic Barbie doll
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 09:03:04 am »
I never saw Barbie as having the ideal appearance. I thought she was freakishly tall and orange.
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Re: Realistic Barbie doll
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 10:16:57 am »
A lot more realistic considering that a traditional barbie would have more health problems than you can shake a stick at.
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Re: Realistic Barbie doll
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 11:05:10 am »
It's also a good reminder of why that much makeup looks horrible in real life. There's a good reason my best friend calls those types of chicks "barbie bitches". Well, that, and she puts up with their shit a lot.
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Re: Realistic Barbie doll
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 11:10:46 am »
Realistic Barbie has the ideal tennis player's build. She looks strong and fast. Compare her to old pics of Maria Sharapova at 19.
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Re: Realistic Barbie doll
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 11:18:30 am »
I honestly think both versions are nightmareish.
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Re: Realistic Barbie doll
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 11:34:16 am »
I'd prefer kids playing with realistic Barbie. But with less makeup.
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Re: Realistic Barbie doll
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 11:56:50 am »
Quote from: Brain Fritz on July 03, 2013, 11:34:16 am
I'd prefer kids playing with realistic Barbie. But with less makeup.
Same here. A bit of eyeliner, maybe. But not much more than that.
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