Okay, I'm certainly no master wordsmith, but this fanfic is
FUCKING AWFULEasy Mode: Read the opening chapter
Normal Difficulty: Read the first five
Hard mode: Read 15
Nightmare mode: Read 50
Dark Souls Mode: Read it all.
EDIT: Also, the developers of Dark Souls 2 had a competition of facebook for shield designs, they have selected the finalists which will be sent to the developers where they will select a few to appear in the game. One design might look familiar:
The first one on the fifth row is Discord and the Luna logo. I believe it was designed by an anon on /mlp/