Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government

[Stormwarden]

chitoryu: And little tinfoil hats. Can't forget the hats.

[StallChaser]

Also, all of their trustees are "sensitives and batteries," whatever the fuck that means.

I'm just imagining a bunch of little 9-volts dressed up in tiny suits and placed in front of a cardboard model of a meeting table.

Don't you know anything?  It takes batteries to power their foreclosure ray (They'd build a free energy machine, but there's a huge conspiracy to stop it from working).

[ThunderWulf]

I think my brain just broke...

[Askold]

Also, all of their trustees are "sensitives and batteries," whatever the fuck that means.

I'm just imagining a bunch of little 9-volts dressed up in tiny suits and placed in front of a cardboard model of a meeting table.

Don't you know anything?  It takes batteries to power their foreclosure ray (They'd build a free energy machine, but there's a huge conspiracy to stop it from working).

Foreclosure ray would explain why they foreclosure houses with no mortgage. Someone just got drunk and decided to go play with the ray.