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Offline Jack Bauer

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #165 on: May 10, 2012, 02:48:46 am »
You get a Core Medal and an additional three million combos.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #166 on: May 10, 2012, 12:14:17 pm »
You get an alien ninja playing the bongos with a pirate dolphin who works as a barber on the side.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #167 on: May 10, 2012, 01:08:18 pm »
You get back four students going sexily to Potions class.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #168 on: May 10, 2012, 05:51:39 pm »
You get menses. Lots of menses.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #169 on: May 10, 2012, 06:08:07 pm »
You unlock the vending machine, and it is full of stars.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #170 on: May 11, 2012, 04:34:42 am »
You got a fireball to the face.

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Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 19, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #171 on: May 12, 2012, 10:32:22 pm »
You get frostbite!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #172 on: May 12, 2012, 11:27:02 pm »
Yousa getsy somma yoomy göbbely gobbems! Bork bork bork!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #173 on: May 14, 2012, 03:02:34 am »
You get, somewhat inevitably, a multitude of chickens!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #174 on: May 14, 2012, 04:24:28 am »
You get an angry Grammar Nazi.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #175 on: May 14, 2012, 06:39:40 pm »
You get a the Tarrasque's foot coming down on your head.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #176 on: May 14, 2012, 07:55:08 pm »
Get the charred remains of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #177 on: May 15, 2012, 02:34:01 am »
You get Lugia.

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Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 19, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #178 on: May 15, 2012, 10:07:48 am »
You get a steaming pile of dog shit.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #179 on: May 15, 2012, 04:32:47 pm »
You get an extremely confused - and very human - Vlad the Impaler

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