I DIDN'T TRAIN FOR THE PUDDING, RAAAAH
I must be really tired, because I read "train" and thought it was the wrong word, as if the transportation and the verb are two different spellings.Then take the bus instead.
Shane wasn't a mod before...?
Ooh, we have markup for spoilers now!(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/sidog/art/hey.png)(click to show/hide)
I'm about to start the crazy task of backing up the old IRC Quotes thread. The memories must live.
Any thread killers out there?
I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.
Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.
I'm about to start the crazy task of backing up the old IRC Quotes thread. The memories must live.
HADES
I fuckin love you, man.
But... But... the first post in Thread Killer is supposed to beQuote from: SaveTheBalesAny thread killers out there?
I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.
Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.
My life no longer has meaning.
My life no longer has meaning.
But... But... the first post in Thread Killer is supposed to be*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*Quote from: SaveTheBalesAny thread killers out there?
I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.
Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.
My life no longer has meaning.
I had my first bowel movement of the year this morning. Finally. I was getting a little worried.
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
No, but I appreciate the gesture anyway.My life no longer has meaning.*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*
Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
No, but I appreciate the gesture anyway.My life no longer has meaning.*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*
Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
Fact: I saved the Thread Killer OP in a txt file and a copy of SaveTheBales' avatar, just in case the forum collapsed and we needed to rebuild. Again. And then this happens.
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.Well, I’m a pen!
That's funny. Do you know what else is funny? The computer is replacing the pen, I mean, just look where you're posting from.How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.Well, I’m a pen!
I look forward to a relaxing retirement. Complete with pension.you must suffer a punishment for that! Deaht's too good for you. First, you'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill you
Will I get to scream back at the robots?I must agree on the fact that the pen can create more heinous crimes against humanity than a sword could ever comprehend. I mean, just look at "My Immortal".
And you could do so much worse to me. I think you know that, but you’re afraid to do so because you know that I am mighter than the sword.
I hope Jazzy signs up for the new forum soon. And finds out the new route to the IRC. Jaaaaaaaaazzy.
Huh, I've not posted here yet. Have some carrots:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uqBx13aymCE/TE7W1JLmByI/AAAAAAAADb0/BekLmYjctcw/s400/41J36PY5RJL.jpg)
Where can I get carrots like that?
They should be an ingredient in Gay Soup, which would obviously have to have a white sauce.
What if it's a straight guy who is just really open to anyone pursuing whatever sexuality pleases them? 8)While the guy is all-around decent, he doesn’t sound very fabulous.
I'm wondering. Once everyone's fully shifted from the old forum to here and it's undoubtedly and completely dead, would anyone object to me posting fucktons of porn over there until proboards shuts it down? After all, when you abandon ship, it's rather poor form not to scuttle it (assuming it's not already sinking).
I was wondering...
If you fail, you are not really a total failure as, at the very least, you have been successful at failing.
If you see what I mean.
And if you succeed, you fail to fail, right?
So does this potentially mean, and hence we can hypothesise, that any absolute in a physical realm produces a paradox?
And if you succeed, you fail to fail, right?
So does this potentially mean, and hence we can hypothesise, that any absolute in a physical realm produces a paradox?
Also cheeseburgers.Better: Butterburger Cheeseburgers.
Also cheeseburgers.Better: Butterburger Cheeseburgers.
Mmmmmmm!
Fixed that for you. :PAlso cheeseburgers.Better: Turkey Cheeseburgers.
Mmmmmmm!
There is no 'grey side'. There are grey Jedi which have both light and dark side powers used. However you can think of 'grey side' as the Unifying Force (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unifying_Force) if you desire, I suppose.That's kinda my point. The Jedi, with their stark light-and-dark division, seem to be, y'know, dealing in absolutes.
Oh, so you're going after the quote about how it's... gotcha. *shrugs*There is no 'grey side'. There are grey Jedi which have both light and dark side powers used. However you can think of 'grey side' as the Unifying Force (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unifying_Force) if you desire, I suppose.That's kinda my point. The Jedi, with their stark light-and-dark division, seem to be, y'know, dealing in absolutes.
I think my dark sense of humor is going to get me in trouble some day. Amazingly not everyone likes abortion jokes.I don't understand.
So, several days into a bout of what I am assuming is strep throat and I have no idea what to take for it. I don't like taking nyquil, brand name or store brand, cause it makes me feel loopy and I don't like that. I'll go to the doctor if it gets bad enough but I prefer to let my immune system work itself out. Suggestions on how to ride out the storm?
I think my dark sense of humor is going to get me in trouble some day. Amazingly not everyone likes abortion jokes.So you're just gonna abort them, then?
Just go to the ruddy doctor. That's what they're there for.Easier said than done (and paid for) in some jurisdictions. :(
Smite for possibly not knowing about the Decameron before today.Smite because it's a button.
And also because you were at +2/-1.
Smite for possibly not knowing about the Decameron before today.
"Left sock plus Spider Kneecap equals 'the fuck'! LEARN!"
I will see your quails...And now, a lamprey, with bonus human.
(http://i.imgur.com/KCpOr.gif)
And raise you a jackalope!
(http://i.imgur.com/xKViL.jpg)
Behold, the most amazing animal of all:(http://images01.olx.com/ui/1/81/76/8397576_1.jpg)
The dog.
(http://completedogfood.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/complete-dog-food.bmp)
I got my first smite. I don't know what it's for, but I will cherish it forever.Legs
Is that some sort of algae?Yeah, some species in the synedra genus.
Because it is a button and buttons are made to be pushed.That's exactly what labelling such is for, so when the trap it triggers activates the fault is totally on them, as it said not to push it.
Which makes you wonder what they're thinking when they label something "Do not push". That just makes a lot of people want to push more.
Why can I post without an account?You can't. That post never happened.
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.
(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)
...
Past life?
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.
(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)
...
Past life?
So you’re saying you’ve been a bitch in your past 50 lives? :DHas anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.
(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)
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Past life?
Very true. You can flip a coin 50 time and have it land on heads every time.
That makes me want to set fire to my screen.You don't like Daphnia? But it just wants to be your friend.
Will do.Thanks. Appreciate that. ;D
(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)It's strangely adorable.
n another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?I’m on 25.
In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?I use 50. I'm just that hardcore.
(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)It's strangely adorable.
In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?
I appreciate the gesture.(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)It's strangely adorable.
In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?
You're an idiot.
Not really, I just wanted to try out the Crocker's Rules thing.
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/01/romney_income_calculator_how_much_does_mitt_make_how_long_would_it_take_him_to_earn_your_salary_.html3 hours 38 minutes :-\
No matter how I adjusted, it never exceeded 18 hours. And I work in investment banking.
The dishes are never done.When did you steal my life?
The dishes will never be done.
My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.
Kittens are cute.
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?In certain cultures: Yes.
The dishes are never done.When did you steal my life?
The dishes will never be done.
My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.
Kittens are cute.
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Joke's on you, there's been a drought lately.Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Remember what I said about tormenting?Joke's on you, there's been a drought lately.Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
...actually, would you mind sending some more rain this way? The economy is kinda agriculture-dependent.
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.That sounds like something I'd say.
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070602231421/muppet/images/9/97/Sirdidymus.png)
I know that's not a quote from Sir Didymus, but I at least tried to put it in a manner he would say it.Well, I was intending to go witha a joke that was supposed to be about Sir Didymus not being an epididymis, but I guess that works, too. :D
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.
I think I might be tone deaf.
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.I sing horribly as well. That doesn't stop me from singing, I just do it when no one is around.
I think I might be tone deaf.
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-too-long.gif)
Edit: Sim I graduated from AVU (ArtVandelay University). I have a diploma printed on a photocopy of Art's whipped out wang. Totally Legit.I'm jealous. That sounds so much more awesome than the standard diploma I have buried at the bottom of some closet.
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?As the resident Person Who Gives An Undeserved Amount Of Importance To This Thread's History, I will tell you the tale.
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...
I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?As the resident Person Who Gives An Undeserved Amount Of Importance To This Thread's History, I will tell you the tale.
Basically, there was this thread about someone who felt they were a thread killer, i.e. nobody replied to their posts in a thread and so it died. People kept the thread about thread killing alive because, y'know, funny. Since it had to be kept alive at all costs, people posted on any subject at all. The conversation died down sometimes, but eventually someone remembered it and posted again. It was reincarnated time and time again after forum issues made it die, and after we switched forums to ProBoards, and then after we switched to SimpeMachines.
The full story is much more detailed and glorious, but eh. Nobody cares.
Basically, there was this thread about someone who felt they were a thread killer, i.e. nobody replied to their posts in a thread and so it died. People kept the thread about thread killing alive because, y'know, funny. Since it had to be kept alive at all costs, people posted on any subject at all. The conversation died down sometimes, but eventually someone remembered it and posted again. It was reincarnated time and time again after forum issues made it die, and after we switched forums to ProBoards, and then after we switched to SimpeMachines.
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...
I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)
That's awesome. Where did you find it?
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrei9SGto1qas05eo1_500.jpg)Nerds in Love, eh?
these rings are fascinating. Waveform of the owner's voice when they say 'I do'.
EDIT- wait... you mean like actual ads on tv? Never seen 'em either way...Radio ads, actually. Advertising for Netflix.
Emcee: If the grass is greener on the other side, what does the doorbell sound like?(Not an actual example.)
Contestant: Uh, kumquat?
Emcee: Correct!
Emcee: How fast can you watch movies using Netflix?(actual example)
Contestant: Instantly.
Emcee: Correct! You can stream movies instantly using your computer, gaming console, or other devices!
If you ask me, that's fake. 2.6 gigabyte floppies are about as plausible as the Bible.
I went downstairs to get a glass of water and I came back with toast instead. I'm not sure how that happened.
Yay, we're back!
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...
I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)
Y'know, if I ever wanted to live in the United States for any reason at all, as of late, it'd probably be in order to enjoy the sheer, utter bizarrity that is CNN (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-february-13-2012/cnn-s-coverage-of-whitney-houston-s-death). Were they always like this, or was it the ratings beating from Fox that set them off?
That's why you get an Egg McMuffin.
:O
I don't even know what to say.
That's why you get an Egg McMuffin.
I don't like eggs :<
Eggs are one of my favorite foods. It's sad when people don't like them.Eggs are one of the best foods ever.
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.
Hey, it could be worse. You could be like a young woman who chooses not to study very hard, and then fails her exams, struggles against the lack of job opportunities and then winds up on the streets and turns to prostitution in order to avoid penniless destitution. Then you'd be... well, you'd be in a worse position, is my point here.*
*too dark?
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.I don't even remember then last time I ate at a McDonald's. Hopefully I won't have to any time soon.
Why do I feel today's xkcd (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/first_post.png) is a stab at Paultards?
A couple of you might know about this rabbit I've posted about a few times over the last year or so. It lived under the pine trees in my back yard, and I used to see it around a lot. This morning I found it dead in the road :<
A couple of you might know about this rabbit I've posted about a few times over the last year or so. It lived under the pine trees in my back yard, and I used to see it around a lot. This morning I found it dead in the road :<That's too sad. :(
In other news, today I went to the take-away shop across the street for my lunch, they gave me a few free chips with it and I got a semi. Is that normal, or do I like free stuff just a little too much?
In other news, today I went to the take-away shop across the street for my lunch, they gave me a few free chips with it and I got a semi. Is that normal, or do I like free stuff just a little too much?
It could just be a post hoc fallacy. Was there anyone moderately attractive in the vicinity and within a clear line of sight (probability says quite potentially, unless your standards are stringent, there are very few people around or the place was hosting the Annual Convention of Extraordinarily Ugly Individuals)?
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?
Do you do it in the shower, too?
Suggestions welcome.
You can have all the stink bugs in my apartment, Jeb. I don't want them.
You can have all the stink bugs in my apartment, Jeb. I don't want them.
Are they baby stink bugs? Those are the only kind I want.
I throw my stink bugs out of the window.
You can't fix stupid.Nope. You can’t. I usually hold out a bit of hope that I am dealing with ignorance instead, but in this case, I would say this was just stupid.
I ate too much pizza.
I don't think "god damn it" counts as a swear these day. Maybe in the 50's, but not so much now.
I don't think "god damn it" counts as a swear these day. Maybe in the 50's, but not so much now.
I still see it regularly censored in movies shown on TV.
My first obscenity was the word "Fuck". However, I pronounced it wrong. "Fook".
I 'fuck'ed like a Scotsman.
My first obscenity was the word "Fuck". However, I pronounced it wrong. "Fook".
I 'fuck'ed like a Scotsman.
I have to respectfully point out that we don't say "fuck" like that! If I'm not mistaken saying it as "fook" is a Yorkshire/Lancashire thing. We say it pretty much as normal with a big emphasis on the "Fff...". This is best exemplified by our lord and saviour Billy Connolly as seen below. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf7YKT5scQ
robot dinosaurs roam the earth once more.
Going if you're prone to seizures wouldn't be a bright idea.
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things. :-\ I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
It all depends on how you define "explode" in the context of a penis.
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things. :-\ I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
I'm in the 99% that can't name all 9 Justices. I know most of them, but seems I always forget one or two.A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things. :-\ I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
I'm in the 99% that can't name all 9 Justices. I know most of them, but seems I always forget one or two.A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things. :-\ I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
Depressing thing involving animals:A dead animal on the road is always a sad sight to see, pet or otherwise. :((click to show/hide)
@BreakingNews: Wisconsin elections board orders historic recall election against Republican Governor Scott Walker - @AP
SJGR :D
I fear what I'll be like when I'm actually old, considering my already frequent usage of "back in the day" and "damn kids."
Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt :P
Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt :P
I'm pretty sure that a lot of parents think all their children are special. Once down the street there was a family with only one son, who had serious seizures that resulted in developmental brain damage. They were brought on by eating too much sugar and as a result his parents had to regulate his diet very carefully. His parents considered him an "indigo child", and while I think it is a very stupid idea (but a genius scam), I do feel sorry for them. They were probably looking for some way, any way, to value their child's strengths and not focus on his weaknesses. He was a very sensitive boy. Unfortunately he moved away. Although I would like to meet him again and see how he's doing.
Bah... Kids don't know a thing about literature these days... *Waves cane*
I've actually never received that compliment, or compliments about my intelligence (or much anything), from my parents. I was told that by a couple of ex-coworkers and some people I've dated. Of course, I'm horribly immature and such a compliment couldn't be further from the truth ;D
My world! My world is dissolving! All sense is gone! D:Bah... Kids don't know a thing about literature these days... *Waves cane*
Too bad Christine Grant seems to be the same age as the author of Twilight. D:
*Sings*(http://i.imgur.com/VtkMC.jpg)
Soft kitten
Warm kitten
Little ball of fur
Happy kitten
Sleepy kitten
Purr purr purr
I fear what I'll be like when I'm actually old, considering my already frequent usage of "back in the day" and "damn kids."
I've never said damn kids, but I have yelled at some hipsters "damn hipsters, get outta my house. I don't like you and Pabst Blue Ribbon is not good beer"Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt :P
PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!
motherfucker.PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!
Oink oink suie yippie yo kai yay.
PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!
Oink oink suie yippie yo kai yay.
Just got my second ever energy bill. And was I ever surprised.It's amazing how much electricity those baseboard heaters use. Running my AC in the summer costs half of what using heat in the winter costs.
Somehow, I managed to cut my average daily electricity usage to 40% of what it was from my first bill. Only real difference is that the spring weather is keeping the baseboard heaters from kicking in. I just didn’t have the proper frame of reference before to realize that that would make such a difference.
Just got my second ever energy bill. And was I ever surprised.It's amazing how much electricity those baseboard heaters use. Running my AC in the summer costs half of what using heat in the winter costs.
Somehow, I managed to cut my average daily electricity usage to 40% of what it was from my first bill. Only real difference is that the spring weather is keeping the baseboard heaters from kicking in. I just didn’t have the proper frame of reference before to realize that that would make such a difference.
Mark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night. With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower. WOOT. Way to go, Kid!
An old guy drove his car in circles til it broke, and this is somehow a sport. /deadpanMark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night. With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower. WOOT. Way to go, Kid!
I don't know what any of that means ;D ;D ;D
Mark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night. With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower. WOOT. Way to go, Kid!
I don't know what any of that means ;D ;D ;D
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nb4cnRuq1qb5gkjo1_500.png)ROFLAO
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nb4cnRuq1qb5gkjo1_500.png)
(http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/video-game-memes-the-sims-pets.gif)
Oddly enough, that was the suggestion I came up with when that meme got popular.
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P
rockstar 101 - You don't get to destroy your instruments till AFTER you play the song...This, boys and girls, is why we A) don't showboat until we've got some measure of talent and B) buy strap locks.
(http://i.imgur.com/PscxS.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/PscxS.gif)
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P
Well, then go ahead and make your own suggestion.
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P
Well, then go ahead and make your own suggestion.
Alone in the Dark was mine. Along with... hm. Well that was the only one. LOL
:o
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7419/563956939.jpg)
:o
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7419/563956939.jpg)
I sure hope that is a troll. Glee fans are aware that the songs are all pop culture covers, right?
on the same note...
(http://chzschooloffail.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-bram-stoker-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave1.png)
I remember back in HS that some kids thought that Marilyn Manson was the original writer/singer for "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" Dissed yet another band I like (The Eurythmics).
EDIT: Always thought Annie Lennox was awesome-looking in that video.
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.They've been doing that a lot around here, too.
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.They've been doing that a lot around here, too.
You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."
Because NOT interfering in a country full ofPeople jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.They've been doing that a lot around here, too.
You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."
The KONY 2012 thing pisses me off to no end. First of all, anyone who has read anything about the situation in Uganda already knows who Joseph Kony is. Secondly, I don't think a bunch of white suburban slacktivists should be getting involved in such a sensitive situation, especially one in a different country with a vastly different culture. </rant>
Because NOT interfering in a country full of(sand) niggersgooksoilterroristsnon-whites is something America is known for...
If we don't do something to help these freedom fighters in Libya, we will reinforce the perception in the Arab World that the Western powers interfere in Middle Eastern affairs only when their own interests are at stake.
For the longest time, when I thought of J.K. Simmons, I could not help but hear in my head, “I trust my barber.” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Spider-Man)
More recently, that was replaced with, “I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Portal)
But I think the new phrase is gonna eventually be, url=http://t
Everyone, Google "zerg rush" right now. Do it. You know you want to.
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy. So is my cousin's come to think of it. Chis are fartblossoms.
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy. So is my cousin's come to think of it. Chis are fartblossoms.
My greyhound can beat your aunt's chihuahua in gassiness.
If a saber is a type of curved sword, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabre) why is a lightsaber a straight sword?
You named your cat Dammit?
We don't care about no government warnings about the promotion of the simple life and the dams they're building.
Bring back Lazarus, and the first thing he sees is that?! I think I’d stroll right back into the tomb!...little did we know that Jesus was Lazarus's drinking buddy and one night when Lazarus got really drunk all his other drinking buddies wrapped him up and told his family he was dead - then had him entombed - Jesus thought the joke had gone too far and performed a 'miracle' but couldn't help making that face when he let Laz out... ?
lol - not sure if this is trying to be inspirational or ... what? All hail the Herp Derp Savior?
(http://i.imgur.com/CJRMA.jpg)
So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.psh - no, that would require him to get onto an aircraft carrier with a huge 'Mission Accomplished' sign behind him...
Kinda want this to happen for my birthday next month. T'would be freaking amazing (especially with frosting filling).So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.psh - no, that would require him to get onto an aircraft carrier with a huge 'Mission Accomplished' sign behind him...
ooooo - this is a cool idea...
Make cookie bowls by turning your pan upside down
(http://i.imgur.com/JKwQo.jpg)
Or with a peanut butter filling with melted chocolate poured over it and left to harden.in the same theme - fill it with Reses Peanut Butter Minis and warm it up to get things good and melty...
This is awesome.
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/epic-win-photos-animal-coffee-table-win1.jpg)
Dude, I want one! (The Robo-Beast, not the hippo).okay. Don't forget the end tables...
wedding cake
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alien-wedding-cake.jpg - I don't know if I'd want to eat this - but certainly attacking it with a knife would not be a problem...
Everything there is just too awesome for words. Especially that guitar!Dude, I want one! (The Robo-Beast, not the hippo).okay. Don't forget the end tables...
(http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/alien-tables.jpg)
Dining table...
(http://www.hrgiger.com/gegauf/loft.h1.jpg)
or the motor cycle...
(http://couchcutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Alien-motorcycle-1.jpg)
guitar
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guitar-500x375.jpg)
shoes
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qua4mSD41r3cbfvo1_400.jpg)
wedding cake
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alien-wedding-cake.jpg) - I don't know if I'd want to eat this - but certainly attacking it with a knife would not be a problem...
Or just visit the Bar in Switzerland
(http://blog.sndimg.com/hgtv/design/HilaryJ/dh_cowboys-and-aliens_alien-lounge-catacombs.jpg)
Dude. Those pics are fucking awesome.if offered any of those - I'd have to go with the motorcycle...
I want dat ax.
guitar
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guitar-500x375.jpg)
I have to potty right after eating or drinking.
A fart is an ass orgasm.
There are no secrets on FSTDT. :P
There are no secrets on FSTDT. :P
I've got a secret.(click to show/hide)
A fart is an ass orgasm.
In that case, I have multiples every day. ;D
You know, I'm thinking I want to reconfigure my Wi-Fi so that instead of asking for a password when you try to connect, it appears unsecured, then asks for a password as soon as you try to use the internet. That way, I can make it appear to be unsecured and call the network "free internet", then it can redirect to a page that says "nope, Chuck Testa" to ask for the password.
It would amuse me.
I like milk chocolate, anybody else?
I think "Game of Thrones" should be renamed "Incest Boobs".
Good marketing, that.That makes you want to go in and try it?
Just six legs. I've never seen one before. Somehow, I mustered the courage to put him outside.
(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/3/4811918_01e20ae651.jpg)
Like a creeper standing next to someone.
Just six legs. I've never seen one before. Somehow, I mustered the courage to put him outside.
The Trololo guy died. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html)
My dad never stopped talking (singing) about him.
Well, I took my final blow against Scott Walker today. Hope it helps get rid of him.I don't know if it'll help get rid of him, but for what it's worth I'm sure he enjoyed himself immensely.
(http://i.imgur.com/0Q8Gd.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/0Q8Gd.gif)
Wait a second - so this guy shoots two people just to get drinks that he doesn't even drink?
What a bastard.
Isn't it funny that the old forum, now devoid of mods, is being steadily overrun by spam bots? It really goes to show a typical forum exists on the edge of total collapse into anarchy.
That said, I wonder how long it'll be before Proboards realises that it's dead?
Yes.
So a short while ago I was planning to tug myself off to lesbian porn, got sidetracked when I got up to grab a wad of toilet paper and somehow ended up spending several hours listening to the Backstreet Boys instead (and no, it wasn't ironic).(http://i.imgur.com/HQSOT.gif)
I know this is probably a stupid question, but um... Does this mean I've lost all rights to call myself a heterosexual?
I'm up.
*Sings* All alone, all alone, all by myself.
Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.Thanks for that. Now not only do I have that song stuck in my head, but the line you quoted is the only one I know.
Lyrics
The Earth Band's recording of the song features several changed lyrics. The most prominent change is in the chorus, where Springsteen's "cut loose like a deuce" is replaced with "revved up like a deuce."[2][3][4]
This is commonly misheard as "wrapped up like a douche (the V sound in "revved" is almost unpronounced and the S sound in "deuce" is easy to mistake as an "SH" sound)."[5][6] Springsteen himself has joked about the controversy, claiming that it was not until Manfred Mann rewrote the song to be about a "feminine hygiene product" that it became popular.[7]
Oh mercy me. I love the 80s.
-- "Wrapped up like a douche"???-- lol(http://i50.tinypic.com/2yoxw7o.jpg)
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blow/blindedbythelight.htm#.T-F7w8XNkqg
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
There's also
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."
There's also
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."
Jimi is responsible for this and actually said that line many times during live concerts. It is also rumored that he pretended to be gay and in love with a fellow soldier to get kicked out of the army.
More reasons that is Jimi the man ;D
I am guilty of being so sure it was 'scuse me while I kiss this guy'. I even sang that line during Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Forget which game has the song.
As depraved as my mind can be, I never caught that line until I read that Jimi would sing that line here and there. This may be more unexpected as I listened to Jimi a lot in High School. I fondly remember playing Final Fantasy Tactics with The Ultimate Experience playing on my computer, they really should've put Machine Gun on that album, that was a great piece.
Though now I sing that line and my friends all look at me weird and I tell them that story and they're all "nuh uh" and I'm like "uh huh" and what are we talking about again?
Jeans and t-shirts make up the bulk of my wardrobe.
Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.
Also he claimed that polyamoury is disgusting while at the same time banging on about his own scat fetish at every opportunity.Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.
Was he the one who started babbling about us supposedly advocating genocide of Christians because WMD wanted to travel back in time and stop Christianity from spreading or something like that? And then told her that he wanted her to be raped and murdered?
I was amusing myself by seeing just how far Axl Rose has let himself go.
Then:
(http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheYXHSIHJVC2U=/imgAxl%20Rose2.jpg)
Now:
(http://www.moviespad.com/photos/axl-rose-2012-interview-f2502.jpg)
Jesus Christ.
Also he claimed that polyamoury is disgusting while at the same time banging on about his own scat fetish at every opportunity.Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.
Was he the one who started babbling about us supposedly advocating genocide of Christians because WMD wanted to travel back in time and stop Christianity from spreading or something like that? And then told her that he wanted her to be raped and murdered?
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator (http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/). I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator (http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/). I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.
The body of Christ
Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned
The body of Christ
Oh what a body, I wish I could call it my own
I want to open up a YouTube channel with a fake persona: A paranoid conspiracy theorist who sees evidence of all the conspiracies working together wherever she looks. Anything taller than it is wide? Phallic imagery! A triangle? Pyramid UFOs! Dungeons and Dragons? It's the occult!(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/jet_fuel.png)
Korra season 1 is done. What to do, now?Bitch about how Young Justice stopped 1/3 of the way through season 2 to take a break until September?
I want to open up a YouTube channel with a fake persona: A paranoid conspiracy theorist who sees evidence of all the conspiracies working together wherever she looks. Anything taller than it is wide? Phallic imagery! A triangle? Pyramid UFOs! Dungeons and Dragons? It's the occult!Probably already been done a dozen times, though.
Personally, I think we should start a conspiracy theory about where all the conspiracy theories come from. I mean, it's odd, isn't it? They so often seem to come out of nowhere and spread across the Internet rapidly...
Apparently Aliens guy was a guest on Joe Rogan's podcast the other day. That's like a Fukushima of crazy.
Apparently my family is blessed with long life but not the mental faculties to endure it.
cuddle puddle in the planter...Methinks this would not be a good time to water that plant. :P
(http://i.imgur.com/wRzmA.png)
cuddle puddle in the planter...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KITTYPUSS!
(http://i.imgur.com/wRzmA.png)
Sometimes in hot weather, they'll gather around sources of moisture. Maybe they're attracted to the mint flavor... if it's mint flavor.
Ants can be very weird.
I am rofling over the new ads for IE. "Safer and sexier."
Thread Killer's still at only 53 pages...Ha HAAA - your at the top of page 54...
Awww yeah.
All these newfangled internet thingies and do-hickies that people are joining. Man, I remember when the Internet was made of Geocities, and little animated gifs of lava lamps and fire and things.
All these newfangled internet thingies and do-hickies that people are joining. Man, I remember when the Internet was made of Geocities, and little animated gifs of lava lamps and fire and things.
(http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab139/Screechybear77/rainbow-bar.gif)
Oh that takes me back.
I missed the Geocities era entirely. The earliest I was regularly using the internet was when Myspace was just becoming popular.
This thread is now about pants.
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2324/4735443700b.jpg)What kind of dentist carries a stethoscope?
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2324/4735443700b.jpg)What kind of dentist carries a stethoscope?
Guess how much schadenfreude I'm engaging in over the Olympic fiasco. Guess!
Guess how much schadenfreude I'm engaging in over the Olympic fiasco. Guess!
500 metric units of schadenfreude?
Infinite schadenfreude?
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)
Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)
Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.
So saying "Soccer" is the equivilant of 60,000 murdered Jews.(click to show/hide)
So saying "Soccer" is the equivilant of 60,000 murdered Jews.(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.
What kind of candy?
The most creative (and probably most time consuming) use of sprinkles...
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cake_embroidery_with_sprinkles.jpg)
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
He was a rather persistent troll we had back on the old forums. He'd generally show up once a day or so, post a big fuckoff thread of copypasta and then bugger off. He also made a new account every time he did it. Fun times.Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?What is a Mabus impersonator? Surely not somebody impersonating the Secretary of the Navy, Ray Mabus?
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
How many of you guys use the buddy list on here?Oh, there's a buddy list?
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
person is a drooling idiot...if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
That was a bit more like it!
Hey, the deep-fried Mars bar is the national dessert of Scotland.
"You're Scottish! Fry something!"
Fried Coke is frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter that is deep-fried and then topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry... Fried Coke is estimated to have 830 Calories (3,500 kJ) per cup.
That's disgusting. It looked like funnel cake, at a glance.
Oh god, what have I done? I downloaded the Minecraft demo off the XBL marketplace earlier to see what the fuss is about and already it's got potential addiction written all over it :oIf you think that's addictive, try the PC version. It's amazing what mods can do to that game (looking at you, Technic Pack).
And The Aether mod.Oh god, what have I done? I downloaded the Minecraft demo off the XBL marketplace earlier to see what the fuss is about and already it's got potential addiction written all over it :oIf you think that's addictive, try the PC version. It's amazing what mods can do to that game (looking at you, Technic Pack).
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfulls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
Some nice WC poetry:
Here I sit brokenhearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
I've come across graffiti of that little rhyme a few times while in public washrooms. I suppose it's a notch above the usual "Call Mary Smith if you want a good time!" and "4/20 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY" stuff.
We have a picture of a train with graffiti that reads "Islam sucks." Pretty sad.Yea, there's stupid stuff, but there are gems amongst the matrix sometimes.
sometimes it just takes the skill to know how to use what you have... or just the right place to put the right word...
EDIT: It also never fails to amaze me the quality of work people get from what's supposedly a store-bought spray can of paint. That's skilled airbrush quality stuff there.
watch this: Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.
Hey Peter, watch this!
*jumps off the roof with an umbrella and breaks both legs*
Sometimes I watch trains go by to look at the graffiti. There's some good stuff on them too sometimes.
Space, I'm so tempted to make you a Mark Martin avatar based upon Zachski's Bowser avatar.Would that be a good thing, or a bad thing? *muses*
Speaking of movie adaptations, I just heard the classic sitcom Alf is getting the CGI treatment for the big screen. Once again, Hollywood is threatening to take a great big shit on my childhood. >:(Erk! >_<
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/580911_468572289834588_1246170591_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/226229_402908633103420_1196767830_n.jpg)This is my most favorite warning sign ever.
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/226229_402908633103420_1196767830_n.jpg)This is my most favorite warning sign ever.
Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.
Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.
Man, that pic takes me back... Even if it's just the price of gasoline.
I'm a nostalgic person, what can I say?
I remember when a pack of smokes cost, like, $5. Now they're between $11-$13.
Awful in what way? Generally, or to post messages on a message board with?Generally. It's slower than dial-up and the resolution is so bad that text is almost unreadable.
I tend to use my computer to post messages, and play games with my gaming thingies.
Awful in what way? Generally, or to post messages on a message board with?
I tend to use my computer to post messages, and play games with my gaming thingies.
Meanwhile, Margaret Thatcher died tonight. On Twitter, where she's died about 200 times in the past 2 years...
http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/08/margaret-thatcher-not-dead-fake-twitter-accound-claims-thatcher-dies-78823.html
So much for the "older, wiser, more mature" Prince Harry then. He's still a moron.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19346468
What happens if someone actually kills the thread?
What happens if someone actually kills the thread?I killed it once, for three days...
I'm forget where I'm going (or why I'm going to my destination) so often that I don't even bother faking it. In fact, it isn't uncommon for me to tell people where I'm going at work just so I can ask them when I forget.I don't usually forget, but when I'm walking around town I have a tendency to get lost in my thoughts and suddenly realize I'm a block past my destination.
Remember how you got Pumped Up Kicks stuck in your head and would have gladly given anything to just get it out and then eventually it did? Now...yeah, you're welcome.Never heard of it. Though I have heard about the bird. In fact, everybody's heard that the bird is the word.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28i00n8.jpg)
Double Sandman all across the sky, what does it mean?
(http://www.randompics.net/wp-content/main/2011_06/JeRHJ.png)Picture isn't working. :-\
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.Hey now, you shouldn't feed those poor lions an aborted fetus. You have to wait until it's older and more plump or it won't be enough for them to eat. :P
"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.Hey now, you shouldn't feed those poor lions an aborted fetus. You have to wait until it's older and more plump or it won't be enough for them to eat. :P
"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
I know where I'm moving.I may be away for a bit while I move to Niue. Looking for a roommate Hades? I'm quiet.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba80357W11rw70wfo1_500.png)
Wait, the post before that would have been post 419, so did you get your $2m from those very generous Nigerian businessmen?Nope, the bastards cleared out my bank account.
Oh goddamnit, I think Gangnam Style is growing on me. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this.
I'll be okay tomorrow as long as I go to sleep within the next hour. I want to watch and episode of Heroes on Netflix, which will take 45 minutes. Unfortunately, I have never successfully only watched one episode of Heroes before, because those stupid bastards are pretty damn good at cliffhanger endings, and I will almost certainly end up staying up for two or three episodes...It's a WILD Saturday night for Veras! - sleep late tomorrow ;)
I'm going to do it anyway.
I'm so wild.
Jimmy Savile
Dig him up & put in the dock. If he refuses to answer the allegations, then he's hiding something so burn him at the stake. If he does speak, he must be a witch so burn him at the stake.
Whoever made that image really needs to learn how to crop.(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/7/27/e51f688b-be21-4b44-a9e4-050860419ca0.jpg)
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525561_451506998248711_490303173_n.jpg)What did they expect? That's Glasgow. :D
I just got another great email with the subject line "Bad news - your neighbor is a sex offender."The spam you get sounds so much more interesting than mine.
I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.
I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.
I don't know for sure, but my experience of animals and pets tells me that your cat will resemble the Deepwater Horizon and the floor the Gulf of Mexico.
Just, y'know, to manage expectations here.
I just heard a dumb commercial. It had low, ominous music in the background and a very gruff VO guy says "Medical marijuana is now legal in Connecticut, but who will regulate it? And who will be using it? Tune in tonight to find out."
That's all it took to scare it? What a pussy.
I just saw a random headline stating that some genius parents named their daughter Hashtag. Le sigh.Should have named her Derpina/Derpette.
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.
It takes me back 40 years, when all england was WHITE. !!
Genuine headline spotted moments ago on the BBC's RSS feed: Will the Pope's tweets be infallible?
There's a cat that's not even mine laying on my bed asleep. Oh well. This is the Tennga Kitty Mission, after all. Or so the stray cats must tell each other.
Today one of my students suggested that we build a monument to Hitler, because he killed himself, and the guy who killed Hitler deserves a monument for doing so. Apparently, this is a fairly well-known joke, but I had never heard it before, and nearly fell down laughing.Haha, nice. Sounds like you have some awesome students.
He then proceeded to ask if he could write his government final on insane false things that Republicans believe about Obama.
Headline on STV News website today: 'Extreme pornography' man found with indecent images of octopuses.I know, right? How can any journalist who expects to be taken seriously not know that the correct pluralisation is "octopodae".
Yeah, not exactly a proud day in our history.
Soy milk is nastier than a dead hippo's rancid anus and chocolate soy milk serves only to ruin otherwise perfectly good chocolate.
What's that thing the robot is punching?
Cough.
Except for that time a bug in the forum code ate the original Thread Killer.
Except for that time a bug in the forum code ate the original Thread Killer.I killed it once for 3 days...
True. This is the 4th or so incarnation of TK, killed at various occasions by software bugs and forum moves. Still, it has not yet died a natural death.This is the third. The eaten threads were eventually brought back, Thread Killer included.
My t-shirt is being chewed on my my parrot right now. It will look like swiss cheese in an hour.
I can't possibly be the only one who misread that as gay Africans, can I? :o
Because they're hungry.
I can't possibly be the only one who misread that as gay Africans, can I? :o
I think of Prog Rock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_rock) every time I see your username, SpaceProg.
I miss Ironbite's cute velociraptor avatar.
There is a Sushi buffet in town.
Ironbite-I may move in there.
It's my sign off. Been doing it for years.
Ironbite-and never will change it for anyone.
That makes my fingers hurt just from looking at it O_O
I don't eat raw meat of any kind. I'm paranoid about parasites.
So does anyone here like sushi?
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.I'm sure someone, somewhere, has argued that masturbation is wrong because it's gay. Also, this. (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1493#comic)
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.I'm sure someone, somewhere, has argued that masturbation is wrong because it's gay. Also, this. (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1493#comic)
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
As for why people in general don't consider it a homosexual act, well, my guess is it's because masturbation is the norm and homosexuality is not. Plus, plenty of people who are exclusively heterosexual (in sexual acts that involve more than one person) do it, which makes one wonder if it is homosexual in any meaningful sense as opposed to by technicality.
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
You have to remember though, that The Hobbit, unlike LotR was written as a children's book and had more fantastical scenes in it because of this...(click to show/hide)
I've read the book twice, and I don't recall anything as ridiculous as the scenes in the movie in there.You have to remember though, that The Hobbit, unlike LotR was written as a children's book and had more fantastical scenes in it because of this...(click to show/hide)
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
As far as I can tell, tomorrow is the 1st birthday of this current incarnation of the forums! :)
As far as I can tell, tomorrow is the 1st birthday of this current incarnation of the forums! :)
The Beginning of The End, as some would call it.
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.
(http://i.imgur.com/c6js0.jpg)
busy Exit - everyone gets off there...
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.
I don't remember enough Italian to say, but I seem to recall something similar.
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
In russian, the noun the modified depending on what case is then, then the adjective is placed before it and is modified in the same way
It's a very logical language....but fuck the verbs...fuck em so hard
Something like that. Adjective position can shift emphasis from marking a distinction between one thing that has one quality and one that doesn't, versus saying that a quality that a thing has is an important part of it (adjective last vs adjective first, respectively). Sometimes, anyway, depending.spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.
I don't remember enough Italian to say, but I seem to recall something similar.
From what I understand from my Spanish studies so far, an adjective that modifies the noun goes after it, while an adjective that is an inherent part of the noun, so to speak, goes before it. Is that accurate? :-/
No, but it is near the junction with I-69. And if you go due south from Climax, you reach Colon.(http://i.imgur.com/c6js0.jpg)Not exit 69?
busy Exit - everyone gets off there...
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't westernQuote from: DeimosIn russian, the noun the modified depending on what case is then, then the adjective is placed before it and is modified in the same way.
It's a very logical language....but fuck the verbs...fuck em so hardQuote from: SpaceprogSo while English is shooting up in the loo, Russia is logically getting hammered on vodka.
I have no idea where these dang tags are farklempt...
Big spoiler alert!(click to show/hide)
I just heard the worst cover ever, yes it's worse than Brittney Spear's cover of Satisfaction. Coldplay covering Beastie Boy's Fight For Your Right.
I'm more curious about what that pepperoni or sausage is doing in the bathroom.
I'm also very jealous. My apartment is 100 sqft bigger, but nowhere near as nice.
I'm just wondering, how bad is LSD for you? Ditto with shrooms.A certain giraffe named Larry says that as long as you don't take it with yellow, you'll be as healthy as a coffee table.
Fucking hell, inhaling bourbon and coke is painful. Just in case anyone wanted to know.
I'm just wondering, how bad is LSD for you? Ditto with shrooms.
I do believe I've found the best game ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2XkTIYhQC8
Good bit of cursing, so probably NSFW.
I love getting emails from Christian Mingle. "Find god's match for you!" Wow, nice guy. "LOL, Africa? Fuck that shit, I'mma make people get it on."
I got a Liberty University ad recently.I love getting emails from Christian Mingle. "Find god's match for you!" Wow, nice guy. "LOL, Africa? Fuck that shit, I'mma make people get it on."
There is a galactic empire, encompassing millions of star systems, and tens of millions of planets. The empire is shielded from human sight by technology thousands of years advanced from our own, and manufactured by an incomprehensibly vast corporation that conducts the overwhelming majority of trade in the entire galaxy. This is a corporation that announces entire planets in layoffs; it is run by executives that could buy said entire planets if they so choose; its major shareholders lose entire continents when the share price dips by the smallest increment. Christian Mingle is a subsidiary of that corporation, and has ten per cent of the advertising budget.
Either that, or Google AdSense has badly misjudged me. But I'm still inclined to go with the first theory. The fuckers are everywhere.
I got a Liberty University ad recently.
I just got accused of being a racist. My band's guitarist is black, and the singer is Armenian. Pretty sure racists don't do that. Unless they're hipsters. Which would be weird.Black and Armenian people join bands when they're so inclined. By doing the same and being a white person, you're appropriating their social customs.
You need to get ready; not for a trickle, not a stream, but a flood of God’s favor, a tidal wave of God’s goodness.
I have a facebook friend who follows an online ministry, and this is the post she shared today.QuoteYou need to get ready; not for a trickle, not a stream, but a flood of God’s favor, a tidal wave of God’s goodness.
What if the Pope resigned because he's pregnant with the new Jesus, and MTV makes a show about it called Sistine and Pregnant?
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."I need not to mention how much I love that quote.
Sometimes I wish I could speak bird so I could tell all the birds that the big block I live in is my nest, and it has AC, a heater, awesome food, beds, etc. Then all the lady birds will love me and I wont die a bird virgin without any eggs to care for.
You know what's kinda hilarious? I've done some unusual, crazy, or bold stuff when sober.. What I've done has actually made people actually ask me if I'm drunk or high while doing said things. Hah! 8)
bluestiel:A very accurate summary of me, and this is just a post I've stolen from Tumblr.
I try to be accepting of ships I don’t ship but there are some ships that just
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I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.
Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
Honestly anyone who was in the postives fell into the category I assumed meant "well liked" particularly given the smite wars over some users.I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.
Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
Make that +23, because I would smite you so hard for this post :p
Honestly anyone who was in the postives fell into the category I assumed meant "well liked" particularly given the smite wars over some users.I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.
Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
Make that +23, because I would smite you so hard for this post :p
The season/series end to Young Justice... wow... dem feels. It's incredibly rare for a TV show or film to leave me so... rattled? It's hard to describe the feeling, but it's really powerful.
I am gonna be so disappointed if there is no season three, which seems to be the unfortunate case.
I've gotten so many emails from Big Willy lately. I must say, if I can enlarge my manhood by four inches, I'll nearly be on par with other men.
I kinda liked the fuck yeahs/nos, since if some member said something really horrible and they had tons of fuck nos, then I would know that they didn't represent this site as much. But since the system was getting jacked up it wasn't fair.
I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.
Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
I kinda liked the fuck yeahs/nos, since if some member said something really horrible and they had tons of fuck nos, then I would know that they didn't represent this site as much. But since the system was getting jacked up it wasn't fair.
From what I've seen on other sites, a positive reputation doesn't necessarily mean that you're especially good, but rather that you just say whatever people agree with or want to hear.
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).I was super excited when the lollipops/day were growing quadratically. But then they slowed down. And then they stopped. I mean, I understand why. But still.
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).
That's pretty nifty. I had a diamond sword on the second quest and still got clobbered.
How long was this "I got nuthin" meme been around?
Because I already had enough of it, let alone I've never liked it.
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).
That's pretty nifty. I had a diamond sword on the second quest and still got clobbered.
It helps to eat a stupid amount of candy. That raises your HP. Admittedly, you need to eat a lot of the stuff (around 10000 for 90hp), but its something.
Invulnerability potions suck. The cooldown is far too long for the effect time, so it wears off and then you can't heal.
What's the answer to the frog's final question?Just ignore the second part completely and answer as literally as you can.
Got it, thanks.If I recall correctly, the question is something like "type the answer to this question to win". Just be as literal as you can with that line.
Wait, that's it?! Potions?!
I thought it was something like "What is the only thing not contained within this universe?"I thought it was.(click to show/hide)
'Tis nice. Personally, I only wish I'd found it before I'd used the well.
Well, I'm now trying to kill the dev, but fuck me is that hard. Is the whole "press a certain key to win" clue just a red herring, or am I just not mashing the keyboard hard enough?
I wonder if the Japanese have their own equivalent of Weeaboos. A similar group of man-children who have a hard-on for what they envision western culture to be based on super hero comics and Saturday morning cartoons.
Just a random thought that occurred to me.
I disagree.ROCK. ROBOT ROCK.
HAY GUIESE I JAST JOIND UR FORUMZ CAN I BE A MOD LOLOLOL!?1111oneoneone!
HAY GUIESE I JAST JOIND UR FORUMZ CAN I BE A MOD LOLOLOL!?1111oneoneone!
Stfu! yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
Stfu! yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
How do you know he's not a mod? A secret, ninja, mod...
He seems to have a mod hat...
Stfu! yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
How do you know he's not a mod? A secret, ninja, mod...
He seems to have a mod hat...
[Mod heels on]
Double posting is not allowed, you keep this up little lady and you're banned. You better knock these shenanigans off. No more funny business, you got it!!!
[/mod heels off]
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
I know a trans-asterisk-man who takes that approach to his prosthetics....
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
I know a trans-asterisk-man who takes that approach to his prosthetics....
Stfu! yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
Well this is good. I was afraid last night when I went to bed that Art had killed the thread single-phallusly with his dick.
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
It was about time I added something new to my signature.
(repulsor-fires a piano at chitoryu12)
I have decided to read the entire SJW thread.
....I need pepto.
Hahaha, it looks like the Flame and Burn section is going to be a thing of the past, much like the NSFW section.
Hahaha, it looks like the Flame and Burn section is going to be a thing of the past, much like the NSFW section.
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.
Which is?
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.
Which is?
I have a cat named "Dammit". Also, I have a little black cat named "Little Black Cat".
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!
OK, just honk if you like boobs.
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!
I was disappointed when he didn't put the hot sauce on his balls. Not sure what that says about me.
Nope, jelly donut all the way. :P
Technically I'm mostly Ukrainian. But hey.
Nope, jelly donut all the way. :P
Technically I'm mostly Ukrainian. But hey.
I had a German professor from Cologne who said that the way JFK was using "Berliner" (as a non-citizen) made it gramatically correct in the German language because he wasn't literally using it as an adjective but a metaphor for unity. I never really cared, nor do I know,I just wanted to boost my post count in thread killer.
Ah right. Ukrainian. My bad. I remembered wrong.
Nah, it isn't entirely incorrect.
I didn't say anything about that.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/29uvsdj.jpg)
Ian, I'm on to you.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZfziHdb.png)
If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.
If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.
I went all the way to 500% (as far as my browser can go) and there's nothing.
If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.
I went all the way to 500% (as far as my browser can go) and there's nothing.
If you save the image and open it in paint, it's a 1x1 pixel grey square. Clearly a work of art that will continue to be discussed in minimalist circles for the several decades.
My blog. Means he's been reblogging/liking a ton of my posts.
Stop using naughty languagehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NM0rYa81P8
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.Didn't we already go over that a few pages back?
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)
A single rose. Big spender.
Morte just ate a watermelon chunk, rind and all. I'm a mixture of impressed and horrified.Badass dog is badass.
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)
A single rose. Big spender.
Speaking of Bieber, he was recently caught by paparazzi responding to fans gathered below his hotel balcony by spitting on them (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-photographed-spitting-hotel-balcony-fans-gathered-article-1.1410167).
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)
A single rose. Big spender.
Speaking of Bieber, he was recently caught by paparazzi responding to fans gathered below his hotel balcony by spitting on them (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-photographed-spitting-hotel-balcony-fans-gathered-article-1.1410167).
I hate to defend Bieber, but based on all witness accounts it appears that the fans were out on the road and no where near being under the balcony. While Bieber is an idiot and a spoiled brat, I really doubt he'd go so far as spitting on a large group of his fans, especially when there was media present. This is pretty much just TMZ exaggerating in order to get a story.
Hardly. More like lucky she didn't get sick. Rottweilers can snap human bones, a rind is nothing. I'm just impressed her stomach was big enough to hold it all. And feeling stupid because I left her alone with it long enough for that to happen.Wasn't trying to. I was joking about how cool that is for the fact her stomach could hold it all.
That said; she's a baby, not a badass. No need to perpetuate breed stereotypes.
Ever seen a dog sit on an electric fence? I tell you, it's quite a sight.
Today at approx. 5 AM, I turned 35.
Where is my Matlock? *Waves cane*
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.
Pretty much. They slipped the law into a different bill, denying highway maintenance funding to any states that didn't raise their drinking age.
It's done absolutely nothing to prevent problems from drunk youths. If anything, all it's done is increase the number of arrests for underage drinking.
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.Only if you're a fundie.
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.
We need to work on artificial intelligence so we can put machines in charge. Humans cannot be trusted to govern each other.Agreed.
Or we can just revise the system to weed out the dumbasses, like with tests and qualifications and whatnot. I'd kinda like to see that tried.
Or we can just revise the system to weed out the dumbasses, like with tests and qualifications and whatnot. I'd kinda like to see that tried.
The moment we require tests for voting or to hold office is the moment that right-wing assholes try to manipulate them to keep liberals from passing.
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.Only if you're a fundie.
I think I may be stalking someone of the forums....by accident.
Ironbite-not sure how that happened either.
Damn! You found out my deepest darkest secret.
I refuse to mention what happens if I can't find the toilet, it's best for everyone's sanity.
When, and how did you install a camera in my house?Damn! You found out my deepest darkest secret.
I refuse to mention what happens if I can't find the toilet, it's best for everyone's sanity.
I'll spoil it for everyone
He explodes into rainbows & unicorns... it's super sexy <3
Man, this discussion is making me wish I hadn't lost the screenshots from the time I made a Glenn Beck sim and had him wet his pants in the front yard after a disastrous date with a local fireman.I laughed harder at that than I probably should admit. A shame you lost it, that sounds really funny.
Thread Killer seems like the right place for this.That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFsIQsFY04
We were downtown the other day and found this store.That is rather unfortunate of a name.(click to show/hide)
I bet business is booming.
We were downtown the other day and found this store.(click to show/hide)
I bet business is booming.
If I suffocate from laughing, I'm gonna sue!We were downtown the other day and found this store.(click to show/hide)
I bet business is booming.
Indeed. What kind of TARDIS-child manages to get a whole train up 'em? Disturbing imagery all round.
The roots aren't edible, as they're much more toxic than the shoots and leaves. Berries are toxic too. It's really recommended that if you want to eat Poke, you only eat the newer growth that hasn't taken on a lot of red color yet.
Still, I don't blame you. I probably wouldn't trust myself to cook it right on my own either.
I'll just leave this here (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/) for you all to enjoy. I suppose now you'll all be occupied for the next few days.
I've decided to combine The Simpsons and translator poetry. A certain well-known phrase, English -> Japanese -> English:
I welcome the new insect monarch of us for
It may help me as TV Personality trusted
Others to toil in rounding
It is a cave of sugar in their basement.
Is it just me, or does badly translated Japanese always have a serene, philosophical feel to it regardless of content?
YOU NEVER HURT LIE MEANI got bored and decided to try to work the mangled thingy into a song in it's own right
You love the chase and you love the hunt
You don’t know the rules and you don’t know the law
Think about what you promise lots of
That which I get from someone else.
I want to tell you about my feelings
Can you understand?
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play along
And if you ask me how I feel
I mean, you're blind.
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
Never, ever will be
In to you
Never, ever will be
In to you
We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play along
I want to tell you about my feelings
Can you understand?
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
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I just saw my neighbour's son standing in the parking lot, rapping by himself. When I asked him why he was doing this, he replied "'cause I had a bad day."
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This is pretty neat.
We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play the
And if you ask me how I feel
I mean, you're blind.
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.
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This is pretty neat.
Did you send me the final version?
One of the figures is missing and the equations don't look good, also the word "shit" appears in red a couple of times
Switched razor blades and something weird happened. The new blade gave a better shave, but felt far worse than my normal blades. It felt like shaving with an old dull blade.Same happened to me when I went from 3 to 5 blades.
John Landis... John Landis... *Thinks* Oh, to hell with it...
Who's John Landis?
John Landis... John Landis... *Thinks* Oh, to hell with it...
Who's John Landis?
I've been busy teaching my hands how to River Dance.Like this?
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one "tried to throw him out the window." HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.They didn't call her the Iron Lady for nothin'.
Ergo, Margaret Thatcher tried to throw Fudge out of the window.
Fudge's phrasing was "He tried to throw me out of the window" (emphasis in the original, conveniently enough).
From which we can deduce that Fudge is apparently unable to tell the difference between male and female muggles.
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?
If Tea Party idiots think Obama is preparing to use the military to take their gun/force them into FEMA camps/whatever, why do they keep voting for military budget increases?
You forgot to exclude the stoopid womenz who should be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant, and those nasty queers who want to turn your kids gay and-If Tea Party idiots think Obama is preparing to use the military to take their gun/force them into FEMA camps/whatever, why do they keep voting for military budget increases?
Because SUPPORT THE TROOPS FREEDOM FOR ALL EXCEPT THE BROWN PEOPLE AMERICA FUCK YEAH
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Matrix_b4b84a_1071566.jpg)
I just realised I'm too old to join the military.
Damn... too old to be cannon fodder is damned old...
Excpet me cause I'm 18 and I need money for college. (Gotta love being born poor with high ambitions.)
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?
<boring, analytical answer>
The red pill was a trace program. The blue pill knocks you out, by the sounds of it (supposedly you wake up in bed like nothing happened). In theory, taking both would knock you out, but also allow you to be removed from the Matrix; the problem is, we don't know for sure how the two programs would react in composite. Both programs operating within Neo's residual self-image would potentially tilt the RAM usage over capacity (we don't know how big any of the programs are, or the Matrix's spare capacity), and any clash causing recursion could result in a localised stack overflow.
Guys...Sleepy hates mint.
(Original subject: A reply regarding my recent post in the Worst of Social Justice thread.)
Just to let you guys know, I'm actually concerned about the merits of Frozen. It was based on a cancelled/unfinished project the Walt Disney Studios was doing a long time ago (making it the Duke Nukem Forever of Disney animated features) and the advertising campaign for the film has been awful so far (like, who the fuck cares about that snowman - Olaf? He's already assigned to 'The Scrappy' by anyone interested and disinterested). I mean their last major feature, Wreck-it Ralph, I loved it, yet even then I got concerned about its merits time to time.
But you know, time can tell, even with the lousy advertising of the film, and the fact that it was a film the company never got off the ground until now. I honestly hate that these studios confirmed that they're not doing any '2D' films anymore.
Is it me, or is this the most depressing product ever to be kickstarted? (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/259499751/tikker-the-wrist-watch-that-counts-down-your-life)
(http://6q4u.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/huehuehue-goose.gif)(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130802150560/theamazingworldofgumball/images/5/5e/131930604122.gif)
Is it me, or is this the most depressing product ever to be kickstarted? (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/259499751/tikker-the-wrist-watch-that-counts-down-your-life)
Yeah, 'cause I totally need to be sent into an existential crisis every time I glance at my watch.
You're all fucked in the head.No, you are.
I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!You're all fucked in the head.No, you are.
Entry wound or exit wound?Both.
... At the same time?
Don't forget the bobcat on your back.This one?
Don't forget the bobcat on your back.This one?
(big kitty!)
At least I'll be dead so I don't have to witness brain fucking. That doesn't sound pleasant.I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!You're all fucked in the head.No, you are.
LOL! Love it. Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.MOAR CAT
LOL! Love it. Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.MOAR CAT
(Another Kitteh)
(http://i.imgur.com/iDtT6C3.jpg)LOL! Love it. Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.MOAR CAT
(Another Kitteh)
/me 's pancreas melts from all the cute cattitude.
(http://i.imgur.com/iDtT6C3.jpg)
Squish, squish goes the pancreas.
Welp, I'm definitely not going to see Frozen now. After hearing about the radical changes made in the story, which I've already feared. (http://thefeministfangirl.tumblr.com/post/54520561695/reasons-why-im-not-supporting-disneys-frozen)
She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.
Heh heh heh... You said "amibition"! Hey, wait a minute... who ate all the fuckin' nachos? Someody make the floor hold still so I can... Hey, we should really get pizza, you know? It's just... so...She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.
It's that kind of high ambition that's made America what it is today.
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!Oh my god he just ran in.
She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.
It's that kind of high ambition that's made America what it is today.
Oy! Wasn't careful enough when I was chopping an habanero, and now my fingers are burning.
I ship Drarry
Hi, I'm Alehksunos and I really hate protagonist/rival-character shippings.
This is not limited to the Pokémon fandom.
I know you called the cops and if you ever snitch on me again, I'll kill you bitch!!!Bad day?
I know you called the cops and if you ever snitch on me again, I'll kill you bitch!!!Shoot snitches, get bitches, yanno what I mean? Smokking some sweet dodongo erryday 'cuz i didn't choose the pug lyfe, the pug lyfe choosed me.
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.
Talking to the cops is always helpful.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...Which is itself an absolute.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...Which is itself an absolute.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...Which is itself an absolute.
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.
Yeah yeah, the university's too hard for me because I'm a retard meme. That's why I graduated Summa Cum Laude and am now in grad school. SUMMA CUM MOTHERFUCKING LAUDE BITCHES, who here can say that? Huh, one of you, two maybe? No, all that's going to happen is one of you immature assholes is going to make a cum load joke.
It seems to work fine at lower settings, though I only watched the first minute of it.I tried that. It just shits itself at a later time. Never gets anywhere close to even the five minute mark, much less all the way to the end.
At least I can now get back to business.
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?!At least I can now get back to business.
Defeating the Huns?
*Cough* Consent *cough**cough*Extent*cough*
*Cough* Consent *cough**cough*Extent*cough*
(Not trying to say consent doesn't matter, because it always matters, but the procedure and end result are completely different. That said, I sincerely hope RG knocked on wood after posting that, because this is one situation where "I fucking called it" would be a bad thing.)
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.
Yeah! It should be in Austin, Texas, the shittiest city in all America! - said someone who had never set foot in the Texas state once and oblivious to what life in Austin is really like.
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.
I have the Canadian national anthem stuck in my head.
Oh so that's how you join the Illuminati.
As of this date I have kissed three cis girls (slept with one), two trans girls (slept with one), and one cis guy.As of this date I have kissed one genderqueer girl... And that's it. That is the full extent of my romantic/sexual experience.
14-year-old fundie me would probably flip out.
I've heard of several transman/transwoman couples out there that have been pretty successful.
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
It was the one where a cartoon deer takes off its hooves and twiddles its fingers. I hate trying to use reaction gifs on mobile.(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
You copied and pasted the wrong link.
Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.
It was the one where a cartoon deer takes off its hooves and twiddles its fingers. I hate trying to use reaction gifs on mobile.(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
You copied and pasted the wrong link.
Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
Aw, you guys are so sweet. And so, so creepy.I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
*adds self to count*
OK!
So you think I`m crazy for rating this perfect?
Well I`m NOT - buy a big-ass Criscraft Constellation beautiful mahogany boat and invite tons of strippers out in it every weekend, this beer is LOVED by slutty bitches cause they can`t even taste the "beer" and they get sooo smashed before they know it, you got naked strippers everywhere and pussy wanting to be eaten all over your face! (and all over each others face).
Just take that shit "belowdeck" on the 4th of July cause the Coastguard can be rough on you after families complain that their kids want to breastfeed again for some reason at age 15!!!
This shit will get you soooo fucked up - after the first few - who cares about the water taste?
As a matter of fact serve it ice cold in generic water bottles - works great for "hard" working strippers who need "refreshments".
I LOVE THIS BEER!!!
It always brings back NO memories! ha!
*Oh just to add to this - this beer maybe substituted by ICEHOUSE beer at anytime for the same effect!
Serving type: can
The Age of Exploration changed both Europe and the lands it colonized. Colonized lands did benefit from these changes. However, in general, Europe gained the most. During this time, goods, plants, animals, and even diseases were exchanged between Europe and the Americas.
So I go to the video games section of memebaseevery daynow and then and I've noticed for a long time that people have been complaining about X-Box One's resolution and about how the PS4 is awesome (and then the "pc master race" idjits pretending they're above the squabbling console wars when, really, they're right there doing the same stupid shit)
PS4 is out before the X-Box One and, in its hurry to get out the gate, tripped and got a concussion.
And the PC version of Call of Duty: Ghosts? Well... aside from the common problems with Call of Duty (killing you if you try to step outside of the linear path, invisible walls, etc. etc.) there's also the fact that, apparently, on the lowest settings, it's worse looking than Skyrim on the lowest settings. To add insult to injury? A lot of the effects look like they belong in Doom. The original one. We're talking 2D fires that are obviously 2D sprites.
Then again, Call of Duty Ghosts got a 3.0 rating from gamers on this one site (the average of 127 reviews) so it probably has problems even with the graphics turned up.
Why am I talking about this?
'CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER
THRILLER NIIIIIGHT
"Justin Bieber has outraged fans in Argentina by kicking their national flag while on stage.
Videos from a Buenos Aires concert show fans throwing two Argentine flags onto the stage, both of which land near the singer’s feet.
Most musicians on world tours would be expected to hold up the flags as a mark of respect to their fans.
However, the footage shows Bieber trying to remove them from the stage by first kicking at them on the floor with his shoes.
The pop star then uses his microphone stand to sweep them off stage, one after the other, before jumping in the air and smiling.
Insulting Argentina’s flag is a crime punishable in the country by up to four years in prison."
Can he go to jail now and leave the public eye forever?
"Justin Bieber has outraged fans in Argentina by kicking their national flag while on stage.
Videos from a Buenos Aires concert show fans throwing two Argentine flags onto the stage, both of which land near the singer’s feet.
Most musicians on world tours would be expected to hold up the flags as a mark of respect to their fans.
However, the footage shows Bieber trying to remove them from the stage by first kicking at them on the floor with his shoes.
The pop star then uses his microphone stand to sweep them off stage, one after the other, before jumping in the air and smiling.
Insulting Argentina’s flag is a crime punishable in the country by up to four years in prison."
Can he go to jail now and leave the public eye forever?
Please, somebody make this happen.
Yeah I don't get it. Yeah, her music video's a little.... off-putting, but seriously, she's been repressed by Disney for years to fit their clean, wholesome, family-friendly image... never allowed to express herself up until that point.
Doncha just love it how some people are too famous and/or too rich to be arrested?
Yeah I don't get it. Yeah, her music video's a little.... off-putting, but seriously, she's been repressed by Disney for years to fit their clean, wholesome, family-friendly image... never allowed to express herself up until that point.
I'm not entirely sure if she's truly expressing HERSELF. The very sudden switch to blatant sexuality and public drug usage (coupled with lyrics that essentially brag about it) seems less like she's finally getting to "break free and be herself" and more like she's rebelliously acting out. Pretty much her entire image is focused on said sexuality and drug usage, and her actions at concerts (like the infamous VMA segment or publicly pulling out a joint in Amsterdam on stage) seem like they're based around getting attention.
I don't think the current Miley Cyrus is actually her "true self". It feels like she's trying to break free of her squeaky clean past however she can, and she's overcompensating by going straight for in-your-face adult content. It's like a teenager who smokes and wears black leather and too much eyeliner just to piss off her parents.
NSFW. Or your brain.I want to find the "person" with this tattoo and cut it out of their skin.(click to show/hide)
I'd personally love the darkness. It adds atmosphere.
There's a running thing in the mass effect fandom how even the most hardass of renegades take the paragon option in Overlord.
It's like the "hug Tali" interrupt: nobody, not even the most dedicated of renegades, declines the opportunity to hold her and tell her she's not responsible for her father's crimes. Just like how everybody guts Kai Lame in 3.There's a running thing in the mass effect fandom how even the most hardass of renegades take the paragon option in Overlord.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
Same here. I got just past Feros on a full-ren playthough and was so disgusted with that Shep (and with myself) I deleted the file. Although, now that I think about it, I think I just really really really hated Meer's voice. It got better in 2 and 3, but just... Ugh. It sounds so dull and flat compared to Hale.
I'm not trying to sound like a snob, it's just that I'm hugely sound focused. Bad facial expressions are easier for me to ignore/mentally replace than bad voice acting.
I'm not trying to sound like a snob, it's just that I'm hugely sound focused. Bad facial expressions are easier for me to ignore/mentally replace than bad voice acting.
Alcheastbreach tends to do a running dialouge but shuts the fuck up when characters are speaking. Though there is a few times he gets lost cause he wasn't paying attention to what was being said and was interacting with NPCs.
Ironbite-mostly to curse them.
Alcheastbreach tends to do a running dialouge but shuts the fuck up when characters are speaking. Though there is a few times he gets lost cause he wasn't paying attention to what was being said and was interacting with NPCs.
Ironbite-mostly to curse them.
ChipCheezum and General Ironicus remain my favorite pair of LPers for a number of reasons. For one, they're both genuinely funny and neither of them has an annoying voice or a silly accent. Chip had a tendency to suddenly scream in his early videos, but he dropped that quickly. Their videos are edited to remove extraneous bits and to add new segments (such as where to find unique items in the area or, in the case of Metal Gear Rising, adding clips of all of the enemies' attacks), to the point where chip spent about an hour and a half doing five no-damage runs on the final boss of the Jetstream Sam DLC just so he could create a good final fight out of it.
And they both not only shut up during cutscenes and the like, they include uncut videos where they DO talk over them for people who want to hear their riffing and chatting anyways. Chip always provides subtitles anyway, to the point where he's actually making the subtitles for his Mega Man Legends LP because the game didn't have them.
I don't mind accents, in LPs or otherwise. Maybe that's because I have an accent. In fact, I think everyone has an accent so complaining about people speaking in a accent different than your own seems a bit odd to me.
I dislike my accent a lot but from what Antichrist said when she saw my first (now gone) lp she said sounded okay( i still hate my voice.)
I dislike my accent a lot but from what Antichrist said when she saw my first (now gone) lp she said sounded okay( i still hate my voice.)
Everyone hates their voice. I've heard my voice a few times and I am 100% convinced that I sound like a whiny little tit. I takes a lot to get used to hearing how you sound outside your head.
In Lego Marvel Superheroes, you get a trophy/achievement for teaming up Captain America and Human Torch in co-op. It's called "Don't I Know You?"
Dying.
I still don't hear it but if you say so.
You also get the "Toast of Croydon" achievement for making a custom character named Trevor.
This just in:You ain't nothin' but a mudblood, cryin' all the time...
In order to make the "I am Voldemort" anagram out of Voldemort's real name in french language the translator made his second name Elvis.
Seriously, Tom Elvis Jedusor (Je suis Voldemort) was the kid name of the kid who became Voldemort in the french translation.
He should have just gone with Elvis.
omg fukcing OW my uterus feels like its ripping itself to shreds and I snorted at that and OW
This morning, all of the public transport screens were reporting that the area around the central train station in Nuremberg is blocked because of a bomb, and advised people to expect delays.
And there's an attack on titan porn.
NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOPEAnd there's an attack on titan porn.
The sad thing is, I knew there would be immediately upon seeing it.
My uncle gave me a baby seal plushie and a plastic baseball bat as a gift when I was about 4.
My uncle gave me a baby seal plushie and a plastic baseball bat as a gift when I was about 4.
...Is it bad that I laughed?
Today I learned that Change.org has a Petition Victories (http://www.change.org/victories) page. I also learned that one of their "featured victories" is the case of Sarah Murnaghan, the 10-year-old who got an adult lung transplant against protocol. Which then failed, necessitating a second lung transplant.
I mean, I guess it's a victory in the sense that they got what they petitioned. Still, "We convinced a judge to ignore expert advice and possibly killed two people to save one" is not something I'd go bragging about.
I've never quite got why so many people actually want to come out to their friends and family. Maybe I'm just excessively reclusive, but I'd consider sexuality to be nobody's damn business but their own and their partner's.
I've never quite got why so many people actually want to come out to their friends and family. Maybe I'm just excessively reclusive, but I'd consider sexuality to be nobody's damn business but their own and their partner's.
I've never quite got why so many people actually want to come out to their friends and family. Maybe I'm just excessively reclusive, but I'd consider sexuality to be nobody's damn business but their own and their partner's.
Your friends can't set you up on dates if they don't know which gender(s) you like to fuck.
I've never quite got why so many people actually want to come out to their friends and family. Maybe I'm just excessively reclusive, but I'd consider sexuality to be nobody's damn business but their own and their partner's.
Your friends can't set you up on dates if they don't know which gender(s) you like to fuck.
That's another thing I've never seen the appeal of. Blind dates in general for that matter.
I've never quite got why so many people actually want to come out to their friends and family. Maybe I'm just excessively reclusive, but I'd consider sexuality to be nobody's damn business but their own and their partner's.
Your friends can't set you up on dates if they don't know which gender(s) you like to fuck.
That's another thing I've never seen the appeal of. Blind dates in general for that matter.
I'm going to weigh in with Art here. I like knowing people before dating them.
I've never quite got why so many people actually want to come out to their friends and family. Maybe I'm just excessively reclusive, but I'd consider sexuality to be nobody's damn business but their own and their partner's.
Your friends can't set you up on dates if they don't know which gender(s) you like to fuck.
That's another thing I've never seen the appeal of. Blind dates in general for that matter.
I'm going to weigh in with Art here. I like knowing people before dating them.
This, the Supreme Court of FQA, rules in the case of Silveresti v. Others Who Give a Shit, that a first blind date is a mulligan and cannot be regarded as a true date, unless retrospectively justifiable by the subsequent success of a relationship.
In other news, I've appointed myself Chief Justice of the SCOFQA.
I don't know where to put this, so I'll put it here: I made up a game that has you attach a number of points to actions and when you complete the action, you get the points. Right now I'm calling it Gamerscore, and these are the Achievements:
Geronimo! - jump from a high place without hurting yourself - 50p
Three's a Crowd - have a threesome - 200p
Wuv, Twue Wuv - fall in love with someone that loves you back - 100p
It's the Thought That Counts - respond graciously to an unwanted gift - 50p
Mr./Ms. Hand-some - bring yourself to orgasm using only your hand - 50p
Don't Be A Stranger - same as above, but with the other hand - 75p
Faux News - Lie convincingly enough to fool an acquaintance - 75p
Master of Puppets - convince a friend/family member to do you three favors without paying them back
- 75p
Like A Bad Penny - re-gift something - 50p
From Robin Hood with Love - Steal something, then give it as a gift - 150p
Russian Goodbye - kiss someone you're not in a relationship with - 75p
Alons-y! - grab someone's hand and run - 50p
Fantastic! - give a sincere complement to someone you respect but dislike - 50p
Little Black Dress - be the "go-to" friend for three people - 100p
Wonder Weed - Smoke marijuana - 100p
Space Cake - consume a marijuana-laced food item - 100p
One Toke Over the Line - talk to an authority figure while high - 200p
Thank You, Come Again - bring a partner to orgasm twice in one encounter - 150p
Any more?
Playas, I'm gonna start 2014 off bold. I'll agree with anything the next poster says
V V V V V V V V V
The Republican conservative Christian ____-phobic people of the world are so swell.
Hope nobody screencaps that out of context and uses it against us one of these days...
Bad rules were meant to be broken! REVOLUTION!Hope nobody screencaps that out of context and uses it against us one of these days...
We laugh at danger (and break all the rules) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai6PLKJX3t8)
There's also red cream soda, too (it's called Big Red and it's available sporadically in places)
I bought like 3 new useless trivia books. I just love trivia even tho it is nothing I will ever need to know.
Man, I have people hounding me for my cooking recipes... In the last few days I've had 3 people demand my white chocolate raspberry cheesecake recipe, 2 my key lime cheesecake, and 3 my chocolate chip cookies (a total of 7 different peeps).
If law school doesn't work out, bakeries, here I come.
I bought like 3 new useless trivia books. I just love trivia even tho it is nothing I will ever need to know.
Do you play Quiz Up? It is the greatest trivia game in existence (maybe).
I bought like 3 new useless trivia books. I just love trivia even tho it is nothing I will ever need to know.
Do you play Quiz Up? It is the greatest trivia game in existence (maybe).
Never heard of it until now, tbh. I play Jeopardy and stuff. The problem with me playing quiz games is it takes a long while for me to remember the answer so while I might legitimately know it, I can't fetch the answer in time. So playing quiz games ends up being a blow to self-esteem amongst other things. lol
I just saw a guy trying to argue that a porn site should include bestiality because scat/vomit porn is more disgusting.Okay. *stabbity stabbity stab*
Kill me.
Apparently, one of the games for the Ouya is named
Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronn tuonnthunntrovarrhounawns kawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
I'm not even joking.
Apparently, one of the games for the Ouya is named
Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronn tuonnthunntrovarrhounawns kawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
I'm not even joking.
I bought like 3 new useless trivia books. I just love trivia even tho it is nothing I will ever need to know.
Do you play Quiz Up? It is the greatest trivia game in existence (maybe).
Never heard of it until now, tbh. I play Jeopardy and stuff. The problem with me playing quiz games is it takes a long while for me to remember the answer so while I might legitimately know it, I can't fetch the answer in time. So playing quiz games ends up being a blow to self-esteem amongst other things. lol
It is a trivia game where you pick a topic and it matches you up with someone around the world. At this point it is only available through iTunes or Apple products.
Unfortunately the time you take to answer a question matters, there has a ten second limit for each question, and one slowly loses points the longer one takes to answer a question.
I.e. you could lose a game despite getting the same number of questions right, simply because you took slightly longer to answer them.
Dear Japan:
Please stop creeping me out.
I have just found out that there are things called "capsule hotels." I any of you are familiar with Shadowrun rpg that game also had the concept. But it was set in a dystopean future (With dragons and cyborgs and matrix...) so it seemed to fit in with that world. Now I found out that those things are in real world as well.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/CapsuleHotel.jpg/300px-CapsuleHotel.jpg)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/CapsuleHotelCapsule.jpg/220px-CapsuleHotelCapsule.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsule_hotel
Yeah, there are people who climb into those coffins and sleep the night there. It's pretty cheap and some of them (like the one on right) even have TV!
Do you know what the craziest part is? The first one opened 1979! Shadowrun was copying real world rather than the other way around!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/CapsuleHotel.jpg/300px-CapsuleHotel.jpg)
Yeah, there are people who climb into those coffins and sleep the night there. It's pretty cheap and some of them (like the one on right) even have TV!
Do you know what the craziest part is? The first one opened 1979! Shadowrun was copying real world rather than the other way around!
DIE IN A DITCH U INTOLERANT HEADMATE-HARASSING, CISGENDER-ELITIST SUBHUMAN (¬_¬)
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC, U INTOLERANT LITTLE PERSON-EXOTIFYING HETERO-PRIVILEGD MOUTHBREATHR
GO FUCK URSELF U SEXIST THIN-ELITIST OPPRESSOR
FUCK OFF, U MISOGYNISTIC DEMIROMANTIC-MISGENDERING WHITE-ELITIST OPPRESSOR
Hey guys, look what I found.
The Tumblr Argument Generator (http://lokaltog.github.io/tumblr-argument-generator/). Now, you no longer need to actually go on Tumblr to find a typical Tumblr spat. For example:QuoteDIE IN A DITCH U INTOLERANT HEADMATE-HARASSING, CISGENDER-ELITIST SUBHUMAN (¬_¬)QuoteGO PLAY IN TRAFFIC, U INTOLERANT LITTLE PERSON-EXOTIFYING HETERO-PRIVILEGD MOUTHBREATHRQuoteGO FUCK URSELF U SEXIST THIN-ELITIST OPPRESSORQuoteFUCK OFF, U MISOGYNISTIC DEMIROMANTIC-MISGENDERING WHITE-ELITIST OPPRESSOR
And much more. This may just render the "Worst of Social Justice" obsolete.
Random question, what is this thread. Is it basically the pissfart around thread or whatOriginally, it was a thread about how annoying it is when you post something and it ends up being the last thing posted in that thread before it dies, thus making it seem like you killed the thread. Then it became a running joke that no one would ever be able to kill Thread Killer, and that's pretty much what kept it going until it became the general pissfarting around for the sake of pissfarting around thread that it is now.
I mean shovels are more of a piercing than cutting tool (hence the pointed blade). Spades, on the other hand, have a flat rather that is designed for cutting. It's why they have to be kept sharp in order to not be absolutely terrible for digging.
That said, I suppose a hoe or a mattock would be even closer than a spade to a "ground axe".
I was discussing unfortunate names with my coworkers today, and one of them had known a guy named Dick Skinner.
I immediately asked if the guy was Jewish.
I remember seeing "Mike Hunt" on TV once...
... You owe me a new screen and another can of Mountain Dew, because I ruined both when I read your post.I remember seeing "Mike Hunt" on TV once...
It's there already?!
... You owe me a new screen and another can of Mountain Dew, because I ruined both when I read your post.I remember seeing "Mike Hunt" on TV once...
It's there already?!
I meant he's comparable to Bieber in that it's trendy for everyone and their dog to complain about him on the internet.
I meant he's comparable to Bieber in that it's trendy for everyone and their dog to complain about him on the internet.
Mostly I'm just baffled as to how people can love "Blurred Lines" so much. The beat is catchy (you can thank Marvin Gaye for that), but everything else about it makes the song too silly to listen to.I saw about 10 seconds of the video clip. I immediately closed the tab when he spelt his name as a hashtag.
Mostly I'm just baffled as to how people can love "Blurred Lines" so much. The beat is catchy (you can thank Marvin Gaye for that), but everything else about it makes the song too silly to listen to.I saw about 10 seconds of the video clip. I immediately closed the tab when he spelt his name as a hashtag.
Just watch the first few seconds of it, you'll see what I mean.
After shoveling the driveway today and getting annoyed with the ice, I now wish I owned a flamethrower.
You can get a good leaf blower at a yard sale or second hand store for nada. A new one powerful enough for this would set you back about 35-40 bucks if it's not on sale. A janitor size dust pan is five bucks, maybe ten if not on sale. Then, several good tight winds of duct tape to attach it to the blower's tube end. It works just as well as a small snow blower for one tenth the price.
But some people are doing the "*exasperated sigh* We knew" we knew, like he's somehow being a bore by mentioning what they were so sure of for years.
http://rollingout.com/culture/atlanta-snow-fake-latest-conspiracy-theory-cites-plastic-snow/
Well at least debunking that conspiracy story is extremely easy.
...Which makes it so odd that the theory has so many supporters in USA.
Tumblr produces some of the most pretentious hipster usernames ever. Everyone I go, it's shit like "soarinmystarsdarling", "shesmilestohidethepain", "weareallbeautifulflowerchildren" etc.
I play in an endless void of non-existence. Gaming just hasn't been the same since the big bang.
I play in an endless void of non-existence. Gaming just hasn't been the same since the big bang.
Pah. You retro-fetishists suck anus. I play my games via the burbling entropy and decayed photons of a near-heat-death universe.
I play in an endless void of non-existence. Gaming just hasn't been the same since the big bang.
Pah. You retro-fetishists suck anus. I play my games via the burbling entropy and decayed photons of a near-heat-death universe.
So... how many Final Fantasies are you guys up to, then? More importantly, how's the Zelda franchise?
Did Bioware/EA ever properly fix the whatthefuckery that was Mass Effect 3's ending(s)?I play in an endless void of non-existence. Gaming just hasn't been the same since the big bang.
Pah. You retro-fetishists suck anus. I play my games via the burbling entropy and decayed photons of a near-heat-death universe.
So... how many Final Fantasies are you guys up to, then? More importantly, how's the Zelda franchise?
And did they redesign Sonic characters again?
And was Deception ever rewritten?Did Bioware/EA ever properly fix the whatthefuckery that was Mass Effect 3's ending(s)?I play in an endless void of non-existence. Gaming just hasn't been the same since the big bang.
Pah. You retro-fetishists suck anus. I play my games via the burbling entropy and decayed photons of a near-heat-death universe.
So... how many Final Fantasies are you guys up to, then? More importantly, how's the Zelda franchise?
And did they redesign Sonic characters again?
Weird thing. I had the urge to replay Knights of the Old Republic. While digging out my copy of it, I also happened across its sequel. Strangely enough, the original comes on a single DVD, as you'd expect for a copy manufactured in 2008, but the sequel, whose copy was also made at around the same time, for some strange reason is on four separate CDs. Really, who the fuck releases games on CDs of all things in 2008!? What next, Grand Theft Auto V on a couple of hundred thousand cassette tapes?I distinctly remember that for me, both the first and the second KotOR were on a set of multiple CDs. Seems like there were both options, DVD drives were common but not universal at the time. You just happened to somehow end up with CDs for II.
I distinctly remember that for me, both the first and the second KotOR were on a set of multiple CDs. Seems like there were both options, DVD drives were common but not universal at the time. You just happened to somehow end up with CDs for II.Sure, when the games were released (2003 and 2004 respectively, if I recall correctly), so it would make sense for a release date copy. But the CD copy I have was manufactured in 2008. By then, DVD drives were pretty universal, or at the very least, external drives were sufficiently cheap for it to be a non-issue.
KotOR II is one of my favourite games; I've played it like twelve times. I frustrated me cause I got stuck on Manaan.II is great, it's just a massive shame that LucasArts not only rushed it out in a horribly unfinished state, but also refused to let Obsidian finish it and release it as an expansion. Ah well, I wonder how the restoration mod is coming along, these days?
^^ My friend's video was hilarious. One of his most liked posts was about cat pee. It goes so well with that heart-warming music.
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
I AM HAD UP GAY WITH YOUI TOO AM HAD UP GAY WITH YOU CHIT
Nobody's HAD UP GAY with me... ;_;
... Uh... is that a good thing, or a bad thing?
Kinda like the difference between a meteor and a meteorite.
*Reads*
*Facepalms*
SHIT Super Huge Interferometric Telescope (look for yourself) (http://adsabs.harvard.edu/cgi-bin/nph-bib_query?bibcode=1999AAS...195.8713R&db_key=AST&data_type=HTML&format=&high=42d6ffad6b00937)
The author of DOOFAAS did make some mistakes; for example, the "Super Huge Interferometric Telescope" is actually a spoof proposal created for an AAS meeting and not a real telescope.
You know, if it's so much better than the leading brand, why isn't it the leading brand?
....well?
Ironbite-would you?
William is seriously considering referring to himself in the third person until his family starts using the correct fucking pronouns. Also he needs a fucking haircut (and oral sex, but that's neither here nor there).If you're going to do that, then you should also start talking like Yoda as well. No reason not to go all out with this sort of thing.
"Would you mind to finding a young and nice girl of 24?"
Digits.
Digits.
I just farted and scared the cat, again.I misread "scared" as "screwed" and for a second my only thought was "Art, you've gone too far."
You can't just go screwing cats willy-nilly. You have to wrap them in duct tape first, otherwise they'll rip in half.I just farted and scared the cat, again.I misread "scared" as "screwed" and for a second my only thought was "Art, you've gone too far."
This morning, for some reason, I thought about Jehovah's Witnesses and how we haven't been visited by any in awhile. In a bizarre coincidence, OR PERHAPS DIVINE INTERVENTION, a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses came a-knockin' this afternoon.
I sure am glad that I have a decent brain in my head, otherwise I might be getting ready to go knock on some doors myself.
I would have gone door to door with them, just to see how that played out.
"Hello, they're Mormons, they're Jehovah's Witnesses, and I'm an atheist. Oh, you're Catholic? Do you want to come, too? The more the merrier!"
This morning, for some reason, I thought about Jehovah's Witnesses and how we haven't been visited by any in awhile. In a bizarre coincidence, OR PERHAPS DIVINE INTERVENTION, a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses came a-knockin' this afternoon.
I sure am glad that I have a decent brain in my head, otherwise I might be getting ready to go knock on some doors myself.
A YouTube comment:
"what do u have to do to fly? I have beated blaine but my charizard cant fly it says this move cannot be used until next badge is unlocked Pls Help"
Why do people post this shit?
This morning, for some reason, I thought about Jehovah's Witnesses and how we haven't been visited by any in awhile. In a bizarre coincidence, OR PERHAPS DIVINE INTERVENTION, a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses came a-knockin' this afternoon.
I sure am glad that I have a decent brain in my head, otherwise I might be getting ready to go knock on some doors myself.
This is reason #2 why we onMidgardEarth need to invent the Bifrost from Thor. As The Dark World demonstrated, it's not just transportation; you can also use it to send those motherfuckers flying, if you just direct it from inside the house to the front doorstep.A YouTube comment:
"what do u have to do to fly? I have beated blaine but my charizard cant fly it says this move cannot be used until next badge is unlocked Pls Help"
Why do people post this shit?
If it can be done, someone, somewhere, will do it, even if, and sometimes, especially if, for whatever reason, they really, really shouldn't. Further example: posting a sentence under twenty-five words that nonetheless crams in eight commas.
Last time I saw John Barrowman, he was walking out of a convention with two bags of merchandise and a balloon flower around his head.It's surprisingly easy for celebrities to go out in public incognito.
Nobody recognized him.
I choose to assume that "bag" is a euphemism.I shall expand that assumption to include "tupperware" as well.
I choose to assume that "bag" is a euphemism.I shall expand that assumption to include "tupperware" as well.
I choose to assume that "bag" is a euphemism.I shall expand that assumption to include "tupperware" as well.
And "lubed".
Americans, does your Chinese food actually come in those little square-ish, single-serving boxes you always see in movies?
Americans, does your Chinese food actually come in those little square-ish, single-serving boxes you always see in movies?
^^ Most places here have "Dinner for *insert number of people here*" meals, which come with spring rolls, soup (usually wonton/wor wonton or hot & sour) and chicken fried rice, as well as a choice of different sides . You can also order individual dishes, but if you want more than a couple of dishes it starts to really add up.
ok recently at school some people started a rumor that im a rapist haha im not cool with rape but i think thats funny haha
A guy on mohawksrock.com made a thread asking about the weirdest insult posters have received. How he opens it up:... I got nothin.Quoteok recently at school some people started a rumor that im a rapist haha im not cool with rape but i think thats funny haha
My avatar is freaking out on my end. Is it giant for you guys?It's not ginormous by any means but it's bigger than it used to be.
My avatar is freaking out on my end. Is it giant for you guys?It's not ginormous by any means but it's bigger than it used to be.
What's the point of fingerless gloves?
What's the point of fingerless gloves?
Protects chafing on the palms of your hands while still giving you most of your finger dexterity.
Damn, it must be hard enough getting acting roles when there isn't somebody else out there who is exactly the same as you.On the other hand, sometimes a body double is just what some film or show needs for a scene. (Actually, using cheap tricks and just one actor might be cheaper than hiring two actors for the job...)
I have a fairly new Deviant Art account. I'm not engaging in the community in any way, I only use it so that I can upload designs to another forum that I frequent.
Somebody gave me a llama. Why do I have a llama?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwgaWoSLmIoHow's this?
For some silly reason it wont embed
*double post*
I have decided to go without my glasses for a bit. Why? I don't really know.
20/20 vision is overrated anyways.
Time to go driving.(click to show/hide)
*double post*
I have decided to go without my glasses for a bit. Why? I don't really know.
20/20 vision is overrated anyways.
Time to go driving.(click to show/hide)
Doesnt that hurt your eyes going without glasses? I cant do that unless im going in the shower or going to bed
Seriously fstdt needs to go back to what it used to do and stop with all this "what about the trans menz" bullshit. You guys are really that butthurt because radfems won't suck your trans dicks?
Exactly how is something "fundie" when it's the truth?
My boss is sick, and he was walking around at work today carrying a trashcan in case he needed to vomit. Always nice to see.
I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings. A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.
...
I'll wait for the "wait Wait WAIT WHAT" to hit.
Stole this from Tumblr.QuoteI live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings. A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.
I'll wait for the "wait Wait WAIT WHAT" to hit.
What really bothers me is that apparently people in Japan are more likely to have sheep or rabbit for breakfast than cereal.
Today I encountered the word '4chumblr'. Which describes a 4chan/tumblr ship. I am not sure what I am feeling.I'm thinking they must have some great hatesex.
I'm thinking "that's already enough internet for today and it's only 8 am".Today I encountered the word '4chumblr'. Which describes a 4chan/tumblr ship. I am not sure what I am feeling.I'm thinking they must have some great hatesex.
Today I encountered the word '4chumblr'. Which describes a 4chan/tumblr ship. I am not sure what I am feeling.It's like the Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy shipping craze all over again.
What about "World's Tastiest Pi"?
Within 4 hours of reactivating the cell phone I've barely used, I've gotten a spam text message and a wrong number.
He was a bit nervous from a long night of throwing toddlers into the sea.What really bothers me is that apparently people in Japan are more likely to have sheep or rabbit for breakfast than cereal.
Or no breakfast at all, perhaps?(click to show/hide)
FTFY.He was a bit nervous from a long night of throwing toddlers into the sea.What really bothers me is that apparently people in Japan are more likely to have sheep or rabbit for breakfast than cereal.
Or no breakfast at all, perhaps?(click to show/hide)
Mutton and rabbit are tasty. I'd have them for breakfast if that was what was served.
EDIT: That reminds me. My uncle tried some dog in Vietnam back in the war. He said it was actually not bad. Certainly better than he'd expected.
One day, Bob went to the store and bought a loaf of bread. The clerk was a dinosaur, and bit his head off. That was really stupid. Bob got up, having been turned into a zombie, and then pulled out a machine gun and shot the dinosaur clerk to bits. Then a meteor fell and crushed them all. THE END.
A job that I was applying for wanted to know how many words per minute I could type. I didn't know, so I tried writing a series of random, somewhat stream-of-consciousness sentences out and checking the time after a few minutes. I wound up writing this:One of the benefits of knowing the "friends, Romans, countrymen" monologue is that, should I ever be in your situation, I can type that instead of second-grade-level nonsense.QuoteOne day, Bob went to the store and bought a loaf of bread. The clerk was a dinosaur, and bit his head off. That was really stupid. Bob got up, having been turned into a zombie, and then pulled out a machine gun and shot the dinosaur clerk to bits. Then a meteor fell and crushed them all. THE END.
Apparently, my subconscious mind is still that of a six-year-old.
A job that I was applying for wanted to know how many words per minute I could type. I didn't know, so I tried writing a series of random, somewhat stream-of-consciousness sentences out and checking the time after a few minutes. I wound up writing this:One of the benefits of knowing the "friends, Romans, countrymen" monologue is that, should I ever be in your situation, I can type that instead of second-grade-level nonsense.QuoteOne day, Bob went to the store and bought a loaf of bread. The clerk was a dinosaur, and bit his head off. That was really stupid. Bob got up, having been turned into a zombie, and then pulled out a machine gun and shot the dinosaur clerk to bits. Then a meteor fell and crushed them all. THE END.
Apparently, my subconscious mind is still that of a six-year-old.
I still not only get the sea shanties from Assassin's Creed 4 stuck in my head, but also occasionally dream about them. I finished that game months ago. Should I be worried?I still have this stuck in my head...
I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.
I'm ambidextrous.I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.
Sounds like a prime time to find a girlfriend.
I'm ambidextrous.I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.
Sounds like a prime time to find a girlfriend.
I understood exactly what you were going for. It was a veiled reference to my newly-acquired inability to masturbate with my dominant hand.I'm ambidextrous.I got my hand caught between the rollers of a machine at work this morning and my fingers are still swollen to twice their normal size.
Sounds like a prime time to find a girlfriend.
I don't think you understood what I was going for.
Actually, he might be referring to how the size of your fingers might be pleasing to the opposite gender.
Though, all joking aside, that would be painful to manage.
It's funny that you guys think I do anything sexually beside wanking, but okay.Actually, he might be referring to how the size of your fingers might be pleasing to the opposite gender.
Though, all joking aside, that would be painful to manage.
Correct. Though now the joke is totally ruined.
It's the damnedest thing. The cat's currently sitting on my lap, yet for the life of me, I can't actually remember the moment (that must've been mere seconds ago) when he showed up. It's weird shit like that that can drive a person slowly insane, no doubt.
My parents are in their 70s now. Feel lucky, Dongy.Yeah, but you're, like, old. I can't even buy beer.
:p
My parents are in their 70s now. Feel lucky, Dongy.Yeah, but you're, like, old. I can't even buy beer.
:p
*brotherly kidney punch*My parents are in their 70s now. Feel lucky, Dongy.Yeah, but you're, like, old. I can't even buy beer.
:p
Why thank you. :p You'll buy beer soon enough, then I'll be warning you not to drink too much, Lil' Bit.
People really need to stop making their PIN someone's birth year.Yeah, that's why I chose 1234 as my PIN number.
People really need to stop making their PIN someone's birth year.Yeah, that's why I chose 1234 as my PIN number.
It's also the same as my credit card number so I can remember it.
My new hobby is finding patterns in this plot of PIN frequency.
The spots for 1234 and 4321, the dark lines at 19XX and 20XX, the diagonal of symmetrical numbers...
I might need better hobbies.
My new hobby is finding patterns in this plot of PIN frequency.
The spots for 1234 and 4321, the dark lines at 19XX and 20XX, the diagonal of symmetrical numbers...
I might need better hobbies.
Seems like a pretty good hobby to me.
Also, there is a diagonal row of individual points created by sequential numbers 2345 through 6789.
Any of you remember that Tumblr argument generator I found a few months or so ago? Well, I found an even better one (http://tumblr-argument-generator.lokaltog.net/).
Enjoy!
I just found out that Florida has improved their Stand your ground laws.
It still allows you to kill people with flimsy reasons but now it also allows you to legally fire a warning shot (for equally flimsy reasons.)
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-extends-stand-ground-include-warning-shots/story?id=24244906
No, I'm not joking and this is a good thing. Previously that woman had been looking at 20 years in jail for firing a warning shot. If she had instead fired the gun at the man and killed him she would have walked free right there and then. Because of this I frequently see internet discussions where yanks warn against firing warning shots or even warning the robbers/attackers and say that the only option a person has when they pull out a gun is to kill someone. (they give the same advice regardless of what country the discussion was about because obviously US laws apply to the whole world)
Really. Anything less than a need to kill someone is not a reason to take out a gun and IF you ever need to defend yourself in USA (according to them) you MUST kill...
Now if the attacker stops/runs when you fire a warning shot in Florida you will no longer automatically go to jail. (It might also mean that some people WILL fire that warning shot rather than going straight for the kill which was previously the only legal option for them.)
I'd say that afbetten way to deter a threat is simply to unholster your gun, don't point it at anything, just make the person aware you have the capabiliteit to use lethal force. This allows the agressor the ability to back down.Which is automatically "brandishing a weapon" if open carry is not allowed in that location. Or so I have heard from the mall-ninjas of the internet.
Any of you remember that Tumblr argument generator I found a few months or so ago? Well, I found an even better one (http://tumblr-argument-generator.lokaltog.net/).They need ones for reddit, Youtube comments, facebook, and 4chan.
Enjoy!
1. So you are telling me that if someone is coming at you with a knife and you have a pistol you should just pull out the gun and shoot him rather than a) pointing the gun at him and telling him to back off or else b) Firing a warning shot if a does not work?
2. I did not say "fire blindly into air." This is why you need to know where you are shooting at. a) Fire at the ground (if it is something that does not ricochet bullets like conrete can) b) Fire at something that will stop the bullet.
I've heard Holloway point is good for dwaling with attackers.
It's high lethality means you'll have an easier time dropping a drug crazed attacker.
In addition, the bullet tends not to penetrate all the way through
(I'm basically an armchair gun specialist, so correct me if I'm wrong)
Sorry, *hollowI've heard Holloway point is good for dwaling with attackers.
It's high lethality means you'll have an easier time dropping a drug crazed attacker.
In addition, the bullet tends not to penetrate all the way through
(I'm basically an armchair gun specialist, so correct me if I'm wrong)
Holloway points.
edit: turned it off, that should help, now you only have to deal with my horrific spelling
I still get the little red line whenever a word is badly spelled.edit: turned it off, that should help, now you only have to deal with my horrific spelling
Oh shit.
I've heard Hollow point is good for dwaling with attackers.These days hollow points are getting better, there used to be multiple occasions when they did not expand due to hitting a hard target or simply failing for reasons ...but even if it does fail to expand it still is a bullet so it hurts/kills. It just makes a smaller hole than it was supposed to.
It's high lethality means you'll have an easier time dropping a drug crazed attacker.
In addition, the bullet tends not to penetrate all the way through
(I'm basically an armchair gun specialist, so correct me if I'm wrong)
My point is that a threat of force can be enough to disarm the situation and I simply think that it is crazy not to allow people to try to disarm the situation. (Well there is always talking as an option but "talk softly and carry a big stick" and so on.)The problem there is that a chance to disarm is also a chance to shoot first. Just because it worked out for the best in this one case doesn't mean the perp will run rather than a take the first shot every single time. As such, it's extremely unreasonable to expect everyone in such a situation to take that chance. I know if I were in such a situation, there's no fucking way I'd even consider risking my own life just to give my assailant a chance to back off.
Let's bring in a live example from Finland a day or two ago. Robber with a gun walks into a clock store and threatens the owner. Owner pulls out his own gun and threatens the robber. Robber runs away. (No information on wether the robbers gun was a toy or real. Perhaps he simply did not want to test his luck, after all even if the robber had time to fire a shot the other guy might have been alive long enough to shoot back. Also no information wether he ran like a little girl.)
My point is that a threat of force can be enough to disarm the situation and I simply think that it is crazy not to allow people to try to disarm the situation. (Well there is always talking as an option but "talk softly and carry a big stick" and so on.)
If on the other hand, you already have the gun out (for example, you heard your window shatter and picked up the gun) then why not announce the crook that you have a gun and will use it if they do not leave?
Yep, they'll do that on ya. Feel better soon, Dongy. Aspirin or Tylenol is pretty much all I can suggest. :-/Nah, the hospital put me on something stronger. I'm just waiting for it to kick in.
Groovy. :)Veeeeeerrry.
The last post in this thread was 15 days ago. If the general rule for considering a thread dead is two weeks, does that mean that Ghoti actually killed Thread Killer?Oh- oh god, what have I done? What have I done?!
On the other hand, you'll probably have no better excuse to suddenly rip all of your clothes off, smear yourself in BBQ sauce and chicken grease and run down the street screaming and gibbering madly at the top of your lungs. Sure, you'll get arrested, but it'll make these would-be evangelists think twice before they try such a thing again anytime soon.
On the other hand, you'll probably have no better excuse to suddenly rip all of your clothes off, smear yourself in BBQ sauce and chicken grease and run down the street screaming and gibbering madly at the top of your lungs. Sure, you'll get arrested, but it'll make these would-be evangelists think twice before they try such a thing again anytime soon.
The implication being that you should always carry BBQ sauce and chicken grease with you. Just in case.
Well I imagine if all his cloths are off there's no need to Whip it Out.
Well I imagine if all his cloths are off there's no need to Whip it Out.
In that case, he should always have his dick in a small pouch or something. That way even if he's stripped all his normal clothes to run down the street covered in grease, he still has a way to whip it out.
Well I imagine if all his cloths are off there's no need to Whip it Out.
In that case, he should always have his dick in a small pouch or something. That way even if he's stripped all his normal clothes to run down the street covered in grease, he still has a way to whip it out.
...a "small" pouch...
You wound me. Truly, you do.
But that is uncomfortable.Well I imagine if all his cloths are off there's no need to Whip it Out.
In that case, he should always have his dick in a small pouch or something. That way even if he's stripped all his normal clothes to run down the street covered in grease, he still has a way to whip it out.
...a "small" pouch...
You wound me. Truly, you do.
Well, if your dick's the size of Santa, go find a giant burlap sack to stuff it in. Otherwise, a small pouch will make your dick look like it's overflowing and monstrous when you whip it out.
I used to do that, but it kept getting loose and falling out of my trouser leg. Let me tell you, when that happens at a job interview, or a funeral, well, it's a little less than ideal.But that is uncomfortable.Well I imagine if all his cloths are off there's no need to Whip it Out.
In that case, he should always have his dick in a small pouch or something. That way even if he's stripped all his normal clothes to run down the street covered in grease, he still has a way to whip it out.
...a "small" pouch...
You wound me. Truly, you do.
Well, if your dick's the size of Santa, go find a giant burlap sack to stuff it in. Otherwise, a small pouch will make your dick look like it's overflowing and monstrous when you whip it out.
Why can't you people just dress normally and wear an outrageously huge cod piece like all the normal gentlemen?
Is it odd that I want to know the general opinion people have of me around here, even though I doubt Ive been around enough for people to form much of one about me, and further doubt that anyone really cares enough to have much more of one than, "meh, you're okayish, I guess,"?
Is it odd that I want to know the general opinion people have of me around here, even though I doubt Ive been around enough for people to form much of one about me, and further doubt that anyone really cares enough to have much more of one than, "meh, you're okayish, I guess,"?
By the way, was that bit at the end properly punctuated? Since the bit in quotes would end in a period normally, I know you would usually put a comma before going back out of them, but it looks odd to me. Oh, well, I should probably get to bed now and stop worrying about it. My sleep schedule is fucked up enough as it is.
Is it odd that I want to know the general opinion people have of me around here, even though I doubt Ive been around enough for people to form much of one about me, and further doubt that anyone really cares enough to have much more of one than, "meh, you're okayish, I guess,"?
By the way, was that bit at the end properly punctuated? Since the bit in quotes would end in a period normally, I know you would usually put a comma before going back out of them, but it looks odd to me. Oh, well, I should probably get to bed now and stop worrying about it. My sleep schedule is fucked up enough as it is.
Yeah. So just stick around and we'll get to know you eventually. Heck, I've got 5000+ posts and I barely have a personality here. ;)
Though that could be a failing of my own, I suppose, hehe.
And we hat you for it!Yeah. So just stick around and we'll get to know you eventually. Heck, I've got 5000+ posts and I barely have a personality here. ;)
Though that could be a failing of my own, I suppose, hehe.
I must disagree. You have established a personality here as a very generous, tolerant, caring person.
Agreed. Have this commemorative hat as a sign of our appreciation for all that you do.And we hat you for it!Yeah. So just stick around and we'll get to know you eventually. Heck, I've got 5000+ posts and I barely have a personality here. ;)
Though that could be a failing of my own, I suppose, hehe.
I must disagree. You have established a personality here as a very generous, tolerant, caring person.
Meanwhile, I'm a contentious, cynical, old man who's only joy in life is shitting on other people.
Ironbite-I could be an internet critic!
UP, I don't mind if you want to piss on Ironbite all day long, but do it in F&B. You have a lovely thread there for that exact purpose.
What happened, precisely?
Click on some of the links.
Ooh, hats are nice. :D(http://www.dota2.it/assets/2012/04/Gabe-Newell.jpg)
I don't think she's being rude Magus so much as not wanting to ruin the surprise. However if clicking is too hard...(click to show/hide)
Good news, Shepard. We've gained access to a piece of Collector technology that lets you read this in my voice.
HA! Joke's on you! I haven't played through far enough to know what that voice sounds like! Or maybe that;s bad...Quote from: The Illusive ManGood news, Shepard. We've gained access to a piece of Collector technology that lets you read this in my voice.
ZOMG! HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU SAY THAT! I'M GONNA DOXX YOU AND FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!/gamergater
Random thought:
Anita Sarkeesian is more of a gamer than self-proclaimed hardcore gamers who spend more time bitching about casuals on forums than actually playing video games.
Think about that for a moment.
Random thought:
Anita Sarkeesian is more of a gamer than self-proclaimed hardcore gamers who spend more time bitching about casuals on forums than actually playing video games.
Think about that for a moment.
How so? I'll be the first to agree that "pro leetzor 360noscope" types are fucking idiots who need to learn to enjoy their hobby without behaving like drooling mouthbreathers, but what exactly makes them less of a "gamer" than Sarkeesian? You're either a gamer or you're not, and the only qualifier is that you enjoy playing video games. Being a loud pain in the arse about it doesn't disqualify you, as unfortunate as that may be.
Random thought:
Anita Sarkeesian is more of a gamer than self-proclaimed hardcore gamers who spend more time bitching about casuals on forums than actually playing video games.
Think about that for a moment.
How so? I'll be the first to agree that "pro leetzor 360noscope" types are fucking idiots who need to learn to enjoy their hobby without behaving like drooling mouthbreathers, but what exactly makes them less of a "gamer" than Sarkeesian? You're either a gamer or you're not, and the only qualifier is that you enjoy playing video games. Being a loud pain in the arse about it doesn't disqualify you, as unfortunate as that may be.
Not because they're drooling mouthbreathers.
But because they spend less time gaming than she does.
It's humor.
Random thought:
Anita Sarkeesian is more of a gamer than self-proclaimed hardcore gamers who spend more time bitching about casuals on forums than actually playing video games.
Think about that for a moment.
How so? I'll be the first to agree that "pro leetzor 360noscope" types are fucking idiots who need to learn to enjoy their hobby without behaving like drooling mouthbreathers, but what exactly makes them less of a "gamer" than Sarkeesian? You're either a gamer or you're not, and the only qualifier is that you enjoy playing video games. Being a loud pain in the arse about it doesn't disqualify you, as unfortunate as that may be.
Not because they're drooling mouthbreathers.
But because they spend less time gaming than she does.
It's humor.
I didn't know it was possible to spend negative hours gaming.
Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology—where each worker may bloom, secure from the pests purveying contradictory truths. Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death, and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!
Please ignore that woman with the sledgehammer, nothing will happen! Yes, comrades! We shall prevail!
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/rt97YO-NQsMh7NoCbjNdG5QRFpDIzwSSsZlV6Y5IFlcbxSzxyt8YwByyEXj3Buo3r9w8prrgWJz6_byBRSHtAbBpTxp_mtkfUSD5CauJNu6-KYS3L2_htAuF6aJqwiaOL4XMatL0wJN_sCS46MKf4ycdDxfsqg=w500-h257-nc)Random thought:
Anita Sarkeesian is more of a gamer than self-proclaimed hardcore gamers who spend more time bitching about casuals on forums than actually playing video games.
Think about that for a moment.
How so? I'll be the first to agree that "pro leetzor 360noscope" types are fucking idiots who need to learn to enjoy their hobby without behaving like drooling mouthbreathers, but what exactly makes them less of a "gamer" than Sarkeesian? You're either a gamer or you're not, and the only qualifier is that you enjoy playing video games. Being a loud pain in the arse about it doesn't disqualify you, as unfortunate as that may be.
Not because they're drooling mouthbreathers.
But because they spend less time gaming than she does.
It's humor.
I didn't know it was possible to spend negative hours gaming.
I didn't know you had 24-hour surveillance on Sarkeesian.
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, it was a joke.
Why the hell does everyone - including one of our professional piss takers - have to be so damn serious?
I could use a new toothbrush.Brining up dental care is also against the rules.
c, with a little of b.Seduce me.
You get retroactive points for answering anyway. But only 19, because inflation.
INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) — A south side Indianapolis gas station had a police presence Saturday afternoon because of a person found dead in a car.
However, the death is not believed to be suspicious.
The person was found in a silver Honda car near Keystone and Hanna avenues. Officials with Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department said the person appeared to suffer a medical emergency before dying.
I found a manga that is set in a maaagical world, not totally unlike ours, but different in that the people there have animal ears (they also have human ears. So two sets of ears, dog ears on top of their heads and human ears on the sides of their heads. ...Japan.) and the other major difference is that the people there are not opposed to samesex marriages.
I think it says something about Japan when an artist can't write a cute, romantic story about a married lesbian couple unless it is set in a fantasy world. (GOUHOU YURI FUUFU HON, "Legally Married Yuri Couple")
Is that an American bear or something?
Can anyone explain to me the moral of the story of Adam and Eve and the fruit of knowledge? The more I think about it, the more it seems like it seems to be that knowledge or intelligence or critical thinking (or possibly woman) is the root of all evil. I find that more than a little reprehensible.That's pretty much it. Obey your lord without question. Don't think too hard about it, that's very bad for your faith, which is most certainly a bad thing. What did we just say about questioning things and thinking too much?
Can anyone explain to me the moral of the story of Adam and Eve and the fruit of knowledge? The more I think about it, the more it seems like it seems to be that knowledge or intelligence or critical thinking (or possibly woman) is the root of all evil. I find that more than a little reprehensible.
I'm also trying to work out the implications of the fact that women are apparently made out of the spare parts of men, mixed with dirt.
Can anyone explain to me the moral of the story of Adam and Eve and the fruit of knowledge? The more I think about it, the more it seems like it seems to be that knowledge or intelligence or critical thinking (or possibly woman) is the root of all evil. I find that more than a little reprehensible.
I'm also trying to work out the implications of the fact that women are apparently made out of the spare parts of men, mixed with dirt.
Well, there are a lot of theories about the story.
I was just looking for a way that it could be interpreted that wasn't horrible, out of curiosity more than anything else.
Which one of them do you personally prefer, UP? Serious question.
Which metaphor? I like the metaphor that the fruit of the tree of knowledge is an hallucenigenic mushroom, and that God was not God but the Tribal Shaman. Who had warned the rest of the tribe against it because it tripped them the fuck out. How do you like that metaphor. In it there is no God so he can't appear like a douche. Which metaphor do you like which doesn't ascribe God to being in a position of a fuckwad?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but why does an omniscient being need tests?
Why? Is he concerned about spoilers?
Well, first you have to remember that many, many Biblical scholars believe that much of Genesis is metaphorical and/or influenced by Mesopotamian mythology.
Well, first you have to remember that many, many Biblical scholars believe that much of Genesis is metaphorical and/or influenced by Mesopotamian mythology.
The crux of the problem here is that Christianity depends on a literal account of Genesis for the concept of sin -- especially the concept of original sin -- to make any sense. I don't take the Bible seriously, so I don't believe in sin. All the promises, threats, and gotchas of Christianity immediately fall apart from there.
YECs like Ken Ham at least acknowledge this problem as the reason they are forced to interpret Genesis literally.
Well, first you have to remember that many, many Biblical scholars believe that much of Genesis is metaphorical and/or influenced by Mesopotamian mythology.
The crux of the problem here is that Christianity depends on a literal account of Genesis for the concept of sin -- especially the concept of original sin -- to make any sense. I don't take the Bible seriously, so I don't believe in sin. All the promises, threats, and gotchas of Christianity immediately fall apart from there.
YECs like Ken Ham at least acknowledge this problem as the reason they are forced to interpret Genesis literally.
Wrong. You can believe in Original Sin without taking Genesis literally.
Well, first you have to remember that many, many Biblical scholars believe that much of Genesis is metaphorical and/or influenced by Mesopotamian mythology.
The crux of the problem here is that Christianity depends on a literal account of Genesis for the concept of sin -- especially the concept of original sin -- to make any sense. I don't take the Bible seriously, so I don't believe in sin. All the promises, threats, and gotchas of Christianity immediately fall apart from there.
YECs like Ken Ham at least acknowledge this problem as the reason they are forced to interpret Genesis literally.
Wrong. You can believe in Original Sin without taking Genesis literally.
Please explain how that makes any sense. I would love to hear these mental gymnastics.
Well, first you have to remember that many, many Biblical scholars believe that much of Genesis is metaphorical and/or influenced by Mesopotamian mythology.
The crux of the problem here is that Christianity depends on a literal account of Genesis for the concept of sin -- especially the concept of original sin -- to make any sense. I don't take the Bible seriously, so I don't believe in sin. All the promises, threats, and gotchas of Christianity immediately fall apart from there.
YECs like Ken Ham at least acknowledge this problem as the reason they are forced to interpret Genesis literally.
Wrong. You can believe in Original Sin without taking Genesis literally.
Please explain how that makes any sense. I would love to hear these mental gymnastics.
Simple: human beings are imperfect sinners by nature, so Jesus's death on the cross redeemed the sin inherent in humanity. The worst parts of human nature are the real original sin, at least the way I see it.
If you ever feel bad just rember that reddit created a petition to ban the Holy bible from Target.Does Target even carry Bibles? I used to work there and I never... Oh. Oh my god, that's the best thing I've seen all week!
If you ever feel bad just rember that reddit created a petition to ban the Holy bible from Target.Does Target even carry Bibles? I used to work there and I never... Oh. Oh my god, that's the best thing I've seen all week!
I checked the website. They don't, but you're free to compare them to the Nazis anyway.If you ever feel bad just rember that reddit created a petition to ban the Holy bible from Target.Does Target even carry Bibles? I used to work there and I never... Oh. Oh my god, that's the best thing I've seen all week!
I think Target Australia might carry them. From what I've heard, it's different from the American Target.
If you ever feel bad just rember that reddit created a petition to ban the Holy bible from Target.
They are treated equally at Target though, neither one is sold. If it was another retarded ban by the Goverment desighned to protect the children it would have made sense.If you ever feel bad just rember that reddit created a petition to ban the Holy bible from Target.
The petition was a satirical one created in response to a successful petition that lead to GTA V being pulled entirely from the Australian branch of Target. As the original petition stated that GTA V was a sexist, racist, and violent game and thus unsuitable for public sale, the new petition retaliated by pointing out the sexist, racist, and violent content of the Bible and demanded equal treatment of media.
I just want you to know that the situation has escalated again: Batman has been murdered!
That's right, Batman and a few of his lackeys were killed when troops of the prosecutioner's office ambushed them and fired thermobaric RPG ammo at their cars.
...We are talking about the Ukrainian rebel Alexander Bednov aka "Batman" the leader of the Batman battalion.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/ukraine-rebel-batman-battalion-commander-killed-27987542
But since the Ukraine thread is buried deep and I don't know if there is enough desire to talk about that particular war on this board I thought I'd just mention this tidbit.
Apparently this execution/murder was part of an ongoing power struggle amongst the rebels as the Pro-Russian leader Igor Plotnitski is getting rid of his opposition and purging the other popular rebel leaders, particularly those who want to form a sovereign country in East Ukraine rather than joining Russia.
This may cause some infighting but the pro-independence rebels are pretty much out of luck because their main source of support and resources had been Russia and if they are getting swept aside they aren't getting much help...
You forgot the "Circle of Willis" ;)
(It's a formation of blood vessels deep inside the brain. Very important structure.)
You forgot the "Circle of Willis" ;)
(It's a formation of blood vessels deep inside the brain. Very important structure.)
Didn't make it, just shamelessly stole it (there's a link for attribution at the top).
Want 2 hear a funny skeleton joke?
Q:How many skeletons does it take 2 screw in a lightbulb?
A:Trick question, they r 2 "Triggered" and "Oppressed" because it's a shitlord cis scum so they just try and get it to stahp raping them by having it CHECK ITS PRIVLEDGE! Also the skeletons are sandwichkin!
Death comes to you.
How can Jews be real if are shills aren't real?
QuoteWhen you are in a lesbian relationship, are you the woman? Or the man?gosh anon you must be so confused throughout the entirety of your life
do you, like, go to a pet store, look at a ferret and a snake, and say “of these two snakes, which one is the cat?”
I was just on 4chan so I was confused for a second.QuoteQuoteWhen you are in a lesbian relationship, are you the woman? Or the man?gosh anon you must be so confused throughout the entirety of your life
do you, like, go to a pet store, look at a ferret and a snake, and say “of these two snakes, which one is the cat?”
I started a gimmick twitter account, and it's wildly more popular than my regular one. Not sure how to feel about that.TRY NOT BEIN' A GIANT NERD!
TRY NOT BEIN' A GIANT NERD!
TRY NOT BEIN' A GIANT NERD!
I tried being a regular-sized nerd once, but it didn't seem to improve matters.
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war." -- Ann Coulter
Quote"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war." -- Ann Coulter
This is my Favourite Ann Coulter quote.
She invokes a Godwin while advocating genocide and imperialism.
"As far as I'm concerned the only good Arab is a dead Arab!"Quote"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war." -- Ann Coulter
This is my Favourite Ann Coulter quote.
She invokes a Godwin while advocating genocide and imperialism.
It was an entirely different kind of war, Coulter.
Askold, you... you KILLED THREAD KILLER!I'VE KILLED IT ONCE AND I CAN DO IT AGAIN!
This is almost spookily accurate.
True Neutral
you're just doing your goddamn thing
(Picture of black cat in sweater)
You're not problematic in a way that attracts criticism/attention or a pure beacon of social justice activism. Nor are you living for the aesthetic or shitposting your way to the fast lane of eternal damnation. You just have a blog on Tumblr.com and would really like to keep using it in peace. When you like A Thing, you reblog it.
You would very much like to avoid anononymous death threats from either end of the political spectrum, so you tend to stay moderate or post nothing political at all. You only signed up for this godforsaken website because you wanted to see more videos of cute animals, and now you are trapped in a polarized blue hellscape that changes it's fckng layout every godDAmn week....You would leave but you have no idea how you spent your time on the internet before you flushed your life down the toilet like this.
You are a survivor. I salute you. Now get back to those pictures of cats in sweaters.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
Indiana has six nudist camps that are members of the AANR. They are the more wholesome clubs (the Ponderosa is not part of the AANR). AANR clubs, like Fern Hills, look like typical campgrounds with swimming pools, volleyball and shuffleboard courts, RV hookups and so on. But the campers aren’t wearing clothes.
Volleyball has long been associated with nudism, and it continues to be a popular past time at nudist resorts, said Jawn Bauer, a Bloomington attorney and one of the 300 members of Fern Hills Club. Pickleball, a new game that’s sort of a miniature version of tennis, is catching on among nudists (as it is among other people).
Vegeta?No, a dragon age oc. (If anyone's been wondering where I've been the answer is dragon age fandom hell.)
The punchline is that the guy is mentally ill! Aaahahahahaha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0)
I sometimes google things when prompted by random conversation. For example: a google search for 'butt swallow' pulled this result - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCz7ye3gzps (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCz7ye3gzps)
PigGate? Does that have to do with that thing coming out about the UK's prime minister potentially fucking a pig?
skullfucking a dead pig
As for whether it was a live or a dead pig, it seems to me at least that sticking your todger in a live pig's mouth requires significantly more courage than in a dead one.
I think you'll find it was skullfucking a dead pig. I don't know, how often do you hear about a leader of a country (elected or not) having engaged in bestial necrophilia?
The few world leaders it wouldn't surprise me, they have too tight a grip on their media outlets for it to get out. But 143 countries in the past 70 or so years of "modern" times, there's been a few I wouldn't doubt.
If David Cameron didn’t really fuck a dead pig:If David Cameron really did fuck a dead pig:
- Tories defended necro-bestiality as ‘normal youthful hijinks’ for nothing
- The Daily Mail and Lord Ashcroft will be in serious trouble, with probably hilarious results
- He will hopefully be forced to realise that privacy is a good thing and reverse his ‘for too long we have been a passively tolerant society’ stance.
- He fucked a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!!
I think you'll find it was skullfucking a dead pig. I don't know, how often do you hear about a leader of a country (elected or not) having engaged in bestial necrophilia?
The few world leaders it wouldn't surprise me, they have too tight a grip on their media outlets for it to get out. But 143 countries in the past 70 or so years of "modern" times, there's been a few I wouldn't doubt.
Which makes me think we should play the game of "Which other world leaders have fucked a (dead) Pig":
Idi Amin - No, has fucked dead people but never a pig.
Rabin - No, that's not Kosher
George W Bush - "well it was a very pretty pig"
Putin - yes and it was a bigger and more glorious pig than all you pathetic western leaders but it was also a female pig and it was missionary.
Boris Yeltsin - can't remember whether he did or not
Okay, I simultaneously want to see it and don't. So... links, please?
the forcible cramming of oneself into the opposite expectes gender role
Putin wouldn't surprise at all. That's actually who I was thinking of.
Putin wouldn't surprise at all. That's actually who I was thinking of.
What about others? Merkel? Abbott(ex)? John Key? Mohdi? Assad? Tsapiros?
Phillip J. Currie (center, left of the two Castles, which really does look like
a lichen or a plant fossil, this structure is a reconstruction are on display,
and the split neural spine on top of M Hill. OOGA CHUKKA! The school would
remain closed on Monday due to a recently-excavated tibia that came out in three
pieces. Normally, field jackets is quite necessary in the center and the dark
rocks in the 60-degree temperatures the next trip there. A general idea of
evolution. Maybe you could ask Punkin? A freak snowstorm hit Rapid City makes
for a good introduction to the rest of western North America, the American
Southwest, which seem to form their own unique subgroup. This specimen is also
found in Alberta’s Late Cretaceous formations in western Montana. A thick haze
hangs in the background are all basalt, an igneous formation nearby. Inside one
of only two baby Stegosaurus ever found. Named “Ms. Spike,” it was given the
name Bambiraptor, it may look like bunches of grapes are actually distant
relatives of squid, were found at the Journey Museum on October 12 for Earth
Science Week. AAAAAAAAAAAA!! The members of Feliformia, aka “The Ascent of
Cat”. The other branch of modern carnivorous mammals, Caniformia, includes
dogs, bears, seals, and the ischium (another pelvic bone) on the upper jaw, but
not enough to have drowned in the woods. This piece of T. rex bite marks, and an
Edmontosaurus stands in the Badlands, approximately 35 million years old. I went
to recover a hadrosaur skeleton as found in the bottom right specimen of
Stegoceras was the town of Rowley just north of Drumheller. Canadian Pacific
Railroad caboose and wooden grain elevators.
So seeing as I've had my avatar for a long ass time I felt it was time to change it...again. So bask in my new one.
So seeing as I've had my avatar for a long ass time I felt it was time to change it...again. So bask in my new one.
Very pretty.
Although is it just me, or did a lot of people get rid of their avatars recently? (Barbarella, Eiki-mun, and Askold all come to mind)
So seeing as I've had my avatar for a long ass time I felt it was time to change it...again. So bask in my new one.
Very pretty.
Although is it just me, or did a lot of people get rid of their avatars recently? (Barbarella, Eiki-mun, and Askold all come to mind)
So seeing as I've had my avatar for a long ass time I felt it was time to change it...again. So bask in my new one.
Very pretty.
Although is it just me, or did a lot of people get rid of their avatars recently? (Barbarella, Eiki-mun, and Askold all come to mind)
"fuck yourself with a chainsaw"
"fuck yourself with a chainsword"
"fuck yourself with a spiked mace"
"fuck yourself with a spiked club"
Would you happen to have a cat with some kind of kinky fetish?Genital mutilation is a little bit more extreme than "kinky"
So, after watching a bunch of trailers to Roland Emmerich's Stonewall, I can at least take solace that in this white-washed and trans-erased version of "where pride began," he at least he portrayed the NYPD accurately; as authoritarians eager to brutalize the next minority that looks at them wrong.
So, after watching a bunch of trailers to Roland Emmerich's Stonewall, I can at least take solace that in this white-washed and trans-erased version of "where pride began," he at least he portrayed the NYPD accurately; as authoritarians eager to brutalize the next minority that looks at them wrong.
Actually, there's no hard evidence to support the narrative of a Transgender Stonewall. That doesn't necessarily mean it's not true (absence of evidence =/= evidence of absence), but we shouldn't take it for granted that it is true.
So, after watching a bunch of trailers to Roland Emmerich's Stonewall, I can at least take solace that in this white-washed and trans-erased version of "where pride began," he at least he portrayed the NYPD accurately; as authoritarians eager to brutalize the next minority that looks at them wrong.
Actually, there's no hard evidence to support the narrative of a Transgender Stonewall. That doesn't necessarily mean it's not true (absence of evidence =/= evidence of absence), but we shouldn't take it for granted that it is true.
So, after watching a bunch of trailers to Roland Emmerich's Stonewall, I can at least take solace that in this white-washed and trans-erased version of "where pride began," he at least he portrayed the NYPD accurately; as authoritarians eager to brutalize the next minority that looks at them wrong.
Actually, there's no hard evidence to support the narrative of a Transgender Stonewall. That doesn't necessarily mean it's not true (absence of evidence =/= evidence of absence), but we shouldn't take it for granted that it is true.
What.
I don't think he's trying to say that there were *no* trans people at Stonewall, more that they weren't in the majority. Granted, the term "transgender Stonewall" is pretty ambiguous, but I think it would be absolutely insane to say that no trans person was there at all.
Granted, I still don't get why it's such a big deal to argue about whether or not trans or gay people were more of the 'force' behind Stonewall. Both were present there, and both were harmed in the raid. Saying 'we were hurt more than you' or 'we did more at the riots than you' is just denigrating to both groups and what they went through.
Note: I'm talking more about people who argue over the events themselves, as opposed to the movie. I've had it heard from both gay and trans individuals that Stonewall needs to be 'claimed' by one or the other, and really, it's...tiring. I'd just like it to be seen for what it was - a horrible event which brought about a movement which is slowly, but surely, making things better for groups who were once outcast and oppressed. You don't have to erase what other people did for it to be important to you and yours.
Forgive me for the rant. This is just a thing that I've been hearing a lot about since the movie became a thing, and it's gotten mildly frustrating.
I don't think he's trying to say that there were *no* trans people at Stonewall, more that they weren't in the majority. Granted, the term "transgender Stonewall" is pretty ambiguous, but I think it would be absolutely insane to say that no trans person was there at all.
Granted, I still don't get why it's such a big deal to argue about whether or not trans or gay people were more of the 'force' behind Stonewall. Both were present there, and both were harmed in the raid. Saying 'we were hurt more than you' or 'we did more at the riots than you' is just denigrating to both groups and what they went through.
Note: I'm talking more about people who argue over the events themselves, as opposed to the movie. I've had it heard from both gay and trans individuals that Stonewall needs to be 'claimed' by one or the other, and really, it's...tiring. I'd just like it to be seen for what it was - a horrible event which brought about a movement which is slowly, but surely, making things better for groups who were once outcast and oppressed. You don't have to erase what other people did for it to be important to you and yours.
Forgive me for the rant. This is just a thing that I've been hearing a lot about since the movie became a thing, and it's gotten mildly frustrating.
I'd like to clarify what I mean: of course trans* people and PoC were involved in the Stonewall Riots. However, we don't know how big of a role they played. Eyewitness accounts are contradictory, and we have little footage of the event.
I don't think he's trying to say that there were *no* trans people at Stonewall, more that they weren't in the majority. Granted, the term "transgender Stonewall" is pretty ambiguous, but I think it would be absolutely insane to say that no trans person was there at all.
Granted, I still don't get why it's such a big deal to argue about whether or not trans or gay people were more of the 'force' behind Stonewall. Both were present there, and both were harmed in the raid. Saying 'we were hurt more than you' or 'we did more at the riots than you' is just denigrating to both groups and what they went through.
Note: I'm talking more about people who argue over the events themselves, as opposed to the movie. I've had it heard from both gay and trans individuals that Stonewall needs to be 'claimed' by one or the other, and really, it's...tiring. I'd just like it to be seen for what it was - a horrible event which brought about a movement which is slowly, but surely, making things better for groups who were once outcast and oppressed. You don't have to erase what other people did for it to be important to you and yours.
Forgive me for the rant. This is just a thing that I've been hearing a lot about since the movie became a thing, and it's gotten mildly frustrating.
I'd like to clarify what I mean: of course trans* people and PoC were involved in the Stonewall Riots. However, we don't know how big of a role they played. Eyewitness accounts are contradictory, and we have little footage of the event.
Selective amnesia. History is pretty clear that it was transwomen and drag queens being arrested, and that it was a transwoman of color that threw the first brick. In fact, white, gay men largely got to go home untouched.
What has happened since is a collaborative effort by mainstream LGb groups to erase the trans-contribution to Stonewall. During the 70's, 80's, 90's, and early 2000's, gay groups sought to gain civil rights for gays and lesbians, often by using transsexuals as a bargaining chip. They could compromise and exclude us, so as to get their civil rights. Or worse, they could demonize us to make themselves appear more "normal." In fact, one of the biggest legal scholars in gay law, Dale Carpenter, often operated in this manner--in particular in his amicus for Lawrence.
And yes, Stonewall wasn't a "trans-event" -- transgender people make up a very tiny part of the population, more so then when being out was a likely death sentence. But, fact is, white, gay men were not the victims of the police raid: the police largely sought to arrest people caught in the act of gay-sex (rare) or in "drag" as this evidence sufficed for homosexual conduct back then. Gay men had no skin in the game other then a bar they visited--transsexuals, cross-dressers, and drag queens were the ones being arrested and beaten at the police station. There is a reason that some of the biggest names to come out of Stonewall are Sylvia Rivera, Marsha Johnson, and Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, or even Stormé DeLarverie and Jean O'Leary and not, Danny Winters.
You can only push someone so much before they fight back. Historically, it is those with the most to gain and the least to lose who fight back first (lesbians and transgender people of color) and not those with the most to lose and least to gain (white, gay, fit men as seen in Stonewall). As a transwoman, I feel that excluding Sylvia Rivera and reducing Marsha Johnson's role in the event is like trying to portray a historical film about the underground railroad while excluding Harriett Tubman, or worse, making her a white man named Danny Winters.
EDIT: I originally brainfarted and wrote Rita Brown as coming from Stonewall when in fact I intended O'Leary (a transphobic lesbian, but a lesbian nontheless).
The Stonewall wasn't a bar for drag queens. Everybody keeps saying it was. ... If you were a drag queen, you could get into the Stonewall if they knew you. And only a certain number of drag queens were allowed into the Stonewall at that time.
What was the point of your post if not to downplay the role transpeople played in the event?
This is just an academic exercise in pointing out unclear historical footnotes.
Sure, it looks like UP's muddying the waters to dismiss a narrative that makes him uncomfortable, but has he ever done that before? I trust him.
So this is one of those things where you say something, something not correct which is reasonably contentious, which could only really have one purpose. But then someone (in this case the Royal Feminine One) points out you're wrong you backtrack and then finally resort to "well it's ambiguous/ historically controversial"...
But it's to point out ambiguities? You weren't particularly ambiguous in your first post. But of course there are ambiguities, they were fucking riots, even people who were in the middle of them won't know everything that's happening - because it's a fucking riot. Even to fairly calm events 10 witnesses will have 10 conflicting stories.
As to the Stonewall riots themselves, weren't they simply a flashpoint for tension that had been building up for sometime? Kind of artificial to try and dissect out the critical components of it?
I don't know, ask Her Highness. She did the exact same thing. It was she who got this ball rolling by talking with such certainty about how the movie depicted the riots. Don't get me wrong, she was completely right to complain about the marginalization or outright removal of certain historical figures, but a good deal of artistic license is necessary, considering there's not even a consensus as to who went to Stonewall.
I don't know, ask Her Highness. She did the exact same thing. It was she who got this ball rolling by talking with such certainty about how the movie depicted the riots. Don't get me wrong, she was completely right to complain about the marginalization or outright removal of certain historical figures, but a good deal of artistic license is necessary, considering there's not even a consensus as to who went to Stonewall.
I made a joke about the NYPD, dipshit. Specifically, that they were a bunch of cis, straight, white authoritarians eager to brutalize the next uppity minority that looks at them funny. That is why I put it here (thread killer). Though, the random thoughts would probably have been a better location. Nonetheless.(click to show/hide)
I don't know, ask Her Highness. She did the exact same thing. It was she who got this ball rolling by talking with such certainty about how the movie depicted the riots. Don't get me wrong, she was completely right to complain about the marginalization or outright removal of certain historical figures, but a good deal of artistic license is necessary, considering there's not even a consensus as to who went to Stonewall.
I made a joke about the NYPD, dipshit. Specifically, that they were a bunch of cis, straight, white authoritarians eager to brutalize the next uppity minority that looks at them funny. That is why I put it here (thread killer). Though, the random thoughts would probably have been a better location. Nonetheless.(click to show/hide)
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So, after watching a bunch of trailers to Roland Emmerich's Stonewall, I can at least take solace that in this white-washed and trans-erased version of "where pride began," he at least he portrayed the NYPD accurately; as authoritarians eager to brutalize the next minority that looks at them wrong.
I don't know, ask Her Highness. She did the exact same thing. It was she who got this ball rolling by talking with such certainty about how the movie depicted the riots. Don't get me wrong, she was completely right to complain about the marginalization or outright removal of certain historical figures, but a good deal of artistic license is necessary, considering there's not even a consensus as to who went to Stonewall.
I made a joke about the NYPD, dipshit. Specifically, that they were a bunch of cis, straight, white authoritarians eager to brutalize the next uppity minority that looks at them funny. That is why I put it here (thread killer). Though, the random thoughts would probably have been a better location. Nonetheless.(click to show/hide)
http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/files/2014/01/StrawMan2.jpg (http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/files/2014/01/StrawMan2.jpg)Quote from: The_QueenSo, after watching a bunch of trailers to Roland Emmerich's Stonewall, I can at least take solace that in this white-washed and trans-erased version of "where pride began," he at least he portrayed the NYPD accurately; as authoritarians eager to brutalize the next minority that looks at them wrong.
You jumped on the singular phrase "trans-erased." However, if you look at the full context "white-washed and trans-erased" you see that I utilized those words to describe the movie as historically-inaccurate to juxtapose that the NYPD being shitty is the sole accuracy in the film. I further highlight this point with the words "I can at least take solace that ... he portrayed the NYPD accurately."
It was a joke at the NYPD's expense, and you chose to look for an argument to justify the marginalization of transsexuals. Sassy photos prove nothing.
Here is the standard story: "On the night of June 28, 1969, the New York City police raided the Stonewall Inn, a bar that included a mix of drag queens and lesbians. Led by the drag queens, the patrons fought back, igniting the gay civil rights movement. Yet the new movement soon became overly image-conscious and pushed these brave heroes to the back of the bus. It's high time we repay our debt by fully including transgender issues in gay causes, including proposed legislation."
This fictionalized account
If we learned the Stonewall police had busted up a meeting of gay white racists, instead of drag queens, we wouldn't say that should make us more attentive to the concerns of racists. These matters rise or fall on their own merits, not on the relative role groups played in distant and disputed events.
And speaking of the merits, drafting legislation is an immensely complicated task that involves putting together a coalition of supporters. Gay civil rights legislation would be stalled or effectively killed in many places if transgenders were included. The choice is often between a more inclusive bill that goes nowhere and a less inclusive bill that actually becomes law. It is not "transphobic" to make this point; it is pragmatic.
This point does not deny that drag queens participated in the riot. They did. It only makes the point that their centrality to the event likely has been exaggerated, probably for ideological reasons.
You know you intended to erase transsexuals at stonewall. Last time you argued that point, you posted this little piece (http://igfculturewatch.com/2002/03/07/the-myth-of-a-transgender-stonewall/) of shit from a well known transphobe in the legal community. Next time, don't throw a law professor at law student who just wrote a note that included the inadequacies of the LGb movement for transsexuals.
Carpenter's statements in that piece highlight what Paragon sought to do here. As indicia, Paragon even refers to a Transgender Stonewall as a "myth," paralleling the exact phrases from Carpenter. I belabor that Carpenter wrote this to justify transsexuals' the exclusion from the LGb movement, again so that he could project an image of normalcy by the LGb movement as he often did in his academic writings.Quote from: CarpenterHere is the standard story: "On the night of June 28, 1969, the New York City police raided the Stonewall Inn, a bar that included a mix of drag queens and lesbians. Led by the drag queens, the patrons fought back, igniting the gay civil rights movement. Yet the new movement soon became overly image-conscious and pushed these brave heroes to the back of the bus. It's high time we repay our debt by fully including transgender issues in gay causes, including proposed legislation."
This fictionalized accountQuote from: CarpenterIf we learned the Stonewall police had busted up a meeting of gay white racists, instead of drag queens, we wouldn't say that should make us more attentive to the concerns of racists. These matters rise or fall on their own merits, not on the relative role groups played in distant and disputed events.
And speaking of the merits, drafting legislation is an immensely complicated task that involves putting together a coalition of supporters. Gay civil rights legislation would be stalled or effectively killed in many places if transgenders were included. The choice is often between a more inclusive bill that goes nowhere and a less inclusive bill that actually becomes law. It is not "transphobic" to make this point; it is pragmatic.Quote from: CarpenterThis point does not deny that drag queens participated in the riot. They did. It only makes the point that their centrality to the event likely has been exaggerated, probably for ideological reasons.
And further, you're the one that keeps dragging this up. I explained in my last post that it was a joke at the NYPD's expense and give numerous justifications for that. Instead of letting it go and conceding that it was a joke, you argue that I am making a mountain out of a molehill about erasure, when my last post mentioned diddly shit about erasure. Thing is, I was never upset, I originally posted that as a joke, and you jumped on one singular (albeit hyphenated) word so that you could start an argument. Chill the fuck out already.
Actually, there's no hard evidence to support the narrative of a Transgender Stonewall. That doesn't necessarily mean it's not true (absence of evidence =/= evidence of absence), but we shouldn't take it for granted that it is true.
I dunno, that sounds like the equivalent of outsmarting a five-year-old.He'd throw a great temper tantrum.
I don't think I'd get much satisfaction from it, personally.
Hopefully they found Santa, ripped off all his flesh and liquified it to paint consistency, so the stuff is really genuine.
Scissor me timbers....You have a girlfriend called "timbers?" Or is it just a nickname.
When you're flipping through the channels trying to help your grandmother find HGTV and you land on porn. Someone please stab me (and eat my corpse, if you feel like it).
I work at Barnes & Noble. Last night, I had a shift in the cafe, and one woman ordered a hot drink with whipped cream. I made it, put the lid on it, and gave it to her. She looked confused, and asked why there wasn't any whipped cream. I told her that there was whipped cream on it (I still had the canister on the counter--I knew that I hadn't forgotten). She said, "Oh, is it under the lid?" and took the lid off to check.
For the life of me, I still can't figure out what she expected. Where else would it have been?
Yeah not putting it on your cock was a bit of a rookie mistake. Because when she asked where it was you could have whipped it out and asked her to help herself to cream.
I'm surprised Art hasn't chimed in on this yet. Isn't this his field?I felt no need to. What can I say, other than I've taught you all of you perverted bastards well.
Yeah not putting it on your cock was a bit of a rookie mistake.
Yeah not putting it on your cock was a bit of a rookie mistake. Because when she asked where it was you could have whipped it out and asked her to help herself to cream.
Honestly, that sounds like one of the better places they could shit that isn't the kitty litter. It's certainly better than the carpet or your pillow, that's for sure.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?
Personally, I prefer jam and vaginas.
If you think all wine tastes the same I pity you. Even if you are drinking your wine from a goon sack there is a noticeable difference between port and hunter valley dry red. Let alone white wine or bubbles.
Good wine doesn't have to be expensive but there is a clear fucking difference between good and bad wine.
On another note I have no problem with Jam and Vaginas, quite partial to larger labia too.
If you think all wine tastes the same I pity you. Even if you are drinking your wine from a goon sack there is a noticeable difference between port and hunter valley dry red. Let alone white wine or bubbles.
Good wine doesn't have to be expensive but there is a clear fucking difference between good and bad wine.
On another note I have no problem with Jam and Vaginas, quite partial to larger labia too.
What I read.
I remember reading somewhere that, ahem, innies had about 9 times as many nerve endings in their bits as outies. I don't know if it's legit though, so take it with a grain of salt.
I remember reading somewhere that, ahem, innies had about 9 times as many nerve endings in their bits as outies. I don't know if it's legit though, so take it with a grain of salt.
I read that it was only two times, with outies having about 4,000 and innies having over 9,000.
outies having about 4,000 and innies having over 9,000.
over 9,000.
Does Finland ban smoking in most public places (shops, restaurants, etc.)?
That commercial only succeeded in creating a horrifying abomination straight out of someone's worst nightmares.
I fucking hate people who smoke around me or smoke in public. It's fucking disgusting. What's more it shows contempt for those around you. At least heroin users aren't shoving their drug of choice in your face.
Frankly if you smoke where it can get on other people in public they should be allowed to spit on you back. Ironically their spit is probably less harmful.
Now I don't know why it is but I'm less down on weed or meth smokers. I'm not sure if its because I don't know anyone who regularly smokes 30 cones/joints a day in public or because methheads give the best head.
I heard a theory that Justin Bieber is actually a musician.That his true. At least, it is if you consider a personal songwriter and editor to be instruments.
Ever since I dumped LSD into the local water supply, every day has been a magical adventure.
"Gotta spend money to make money" -Niam.
Step 1: Put LSD in the water.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!
What the cockshit even is "identity feminism" anyway? Is it women actually discussing the female identity and its relation to society, which is bad somehow? It might as well be that because 1) UP 2) Google isn't giving me anything on the term.
So basically:
"You're discussing your identity and its social ramifications too often and too loudly for my tastes, which means you're reducing yourself to your identity because I know your mentality better than you do. The concept of people being able to think about things they're not currently talking about confuses me. I haven't developed object permanence yet."
Got it.
SETTING: The parking lot of a McDonalds restaurant. Day is beginning to shift into night. MARK, a FRY COOK, has just been liberated from his shift and heads for a nearby bench to obtain a moment's rest.
Mark, ranting in a highly exasperated fashion: Boy, those managers at McDonalds sure do like to fuck me in the ass! Even when I'm unionized, they find fresh new ways to shit down my back! Fuck them all in Hell!
With a heaving sigh, Mark sits down on the mahogany wood... and as soon as he does, an IDLE BILLIONAIRE teleports onto the selfsame bench.
The Billionaire, oblivious to Mark's shock: Say, my boy, would you like to hear my opinion on your plight?
Mark, slowly processing what is happening: ...not really, no.
The Billionaire, continuing as if he hadn't heard Mark say anything at all: You really ought to be more polite. Sure, the corporate system is grabbing you by the ghoulies and giving them a good old-fashioned twist or thousand, but by Jove, that doesn't justify such profanity!
Mark, surprise having finally given way to annoyance: With all due respect, sir, you could literally buy a small East European nation. I don't think I need to justify being pissed off to you.
The Billionaire, shocked and appalled: My word! Just because I have never in my life experienced the same disenfranchisement that you have and most likely never shall, thus making me detached from the issue nigh-completely, it doesn't mean my input isn't valuable! All opinions matter, don't you know? Now go apologize to that nice chap who runs the eatery, there's a good boy.
You know what I wouldn't mind seeing? A serious spy thriller starring a little person. Might help break some barriers.
You know what I wouldn't mind seeing? A serious spy thriller starring a little person. Might help break some barriers.
Peter Dinklage. That is all.
You know what I wouldn't mind seeing? A serious spy thriller starring a little person. Might help break some barriers.
Peter Dinklage. That is all.
Dinklage himself has said that he refuses to take roles that where the main focus is on his size. His refusal to play the minstrel cost him several roles and if he hadn't lucked out and made it on the Game of Thrones he might not have ever had his breakthrough. ...So what I'm saying that if someone was actually making a serious spy film about a midget spy which isn't just a comedy of "LOOK A LITTLE PERSON THINKS HE CAN BE JAMES BOND TOO!" then Dinklage could actually get interested in the film.
Can someone name me a Let's play or two worth watching? I just binged through most of the Ratchet and Clank games and need something to do when I'm wasting my time.
They're called kilts.
They're called kilts.
Makes me think of a game idea I had where WWIII doesn't come in the form of an international conflict, but a massive, global civil war. I'm not saying I'm a prophet, but I'm not saying that I'm not a prophet...
Makes me think of a game idea I had where WWIII doesn't come in the form of an international conflict, but a massive, global civil war. I'm not saying I'm a prophet, but I'm not saying that I'm not a prophet...
Are you a prophet?
They're called kilts.It's a kilt only if you wear it regimental style. Otherwise it's a skirt.
Wiki lists the troops that burned the White House (during the Burning of Washington) in 1814 as British.Wasn't Canada even more British back then than now? Meaning that politically they've become almost an independent country somewhere along the years but back then it would not have mattered if the troops were from India or Canada, they would have still be considered as British, right?
Better question: why visit Iran for cosmetic surgery? There are surely much better places to go?
As many as 40,000 cosmetic procedures are carried out in the country each year, according to the Iranian Association of Cosmetic and Plastic Surgeons, making it one of the world's top 10 most popular places for plastic surgery.
The porn star herself has praised the quality of cosmetic work being done in Iran. "It's very common for models to visit Iran for surgery, especially facial, as they do it the best," she said in an interview with Cairo Scene.
(margianlly related, Iran is also one of the countries with most sex reassignment surgeries in the world)Largely because they force gays to get sex changes. Still, it led to them being world leaders in cosmetic surgery, so that's something, I suppose.
from the article:QuoteAs many as 40,000 cosmetic procedures are carried out in the country each year, according to the Iranian Association of Cosmetic and Plastic Surgeons, making it one of the world's top 10 most popular places for plastic surgery.
The porn star herself has praised the quality of cosmetic work being done in Iran. "It's very common for models to visit Iran for surgery, especially facial, as they do it the best," she said in an interview with Cairo Scene.
(margianlly related, Iran is also one of the countries with most sex reassignment surgeries in the world)
How triggering.
It probably involved Kaepernick.
I don't really do tacos. The local Mexican place is expensive and I can't be arsed to make them myself.
Go tell Vegeta that.
Ironbite-I dares ya.
I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is like the real life version of all those drawn and animated characters who never seem to open their eyes.You mean Asians? I'm pretty certain they already exist IRL.
I just realized Gilbert Gottfried is like the real life version of all those drawn and animated characters who never seem to open their eyes.You mean Asians? I'm pretty certain they already exist IRL.
Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?
Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?
One time a terrorist was going to blow up a plane I was on but I told him it was all going to be okay and he didn't go through with it and then the plane itself clapped and we all died anyway.
Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands, or is that just a stereotype?
One time a terrorist was going to blow up a plane I was on but I told him it was all going to be okay and he didn't go through with it and then the plane itself clapped and we all died anyway.
I hate it when that happens.
I have given my family instructions to stand and clap when I enter the room.
I have given my family instructions to stand and clap when I enter the room.
Those ingrates don't do that already?
Ingrates!
I have given my family instructions to stand and clap when I enter the room.
Those ingrates don't do that already?
Ingrates!
After all I've done for them too! Don't you realise I'm the goddam pater familias?
If you wanted to kill a thread do you drive a stake trough it? Or would it be something more technologically advanced like a USB stick?
And hopefully Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter would be their friends too. That would be a very wholesome neighborhood.