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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #360 on: April 25, 2013, 10:59:08 pm »
...Its like I'm looking at a pretty boy version of Yuno Gasai.

Daaw, but URGH! Daaw, but yeesh!

And he's even doing a pouting face in the pic.

I want to keep him.

In my basement.

FOREVER


I know the horrible feeling. I hate it. He did these horrific, disgusting things but DAMN,,,HE'S TOO CUTE!

I dub this phenonenon, "Stupid-Sexy Satan"

The the equivalent to "Stupid Sexy Flanders", except it involves evil nasty people.

Here's an explanation for "Stupid Sexy Flanders": http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidSexyFlanders

Well, I propose "Stupid Sexy Satan", in which a loathsome person, whom you hate or fear is so physically attractive that you start feeling other feelings looking at them.

I've definitely had this happen to me. It happened with Martin Bryant (my country never covered that one but I noticed him on the web. It wasn't a 'crazy Martin' pic but a 'cute Martin'), it happened with the initial GQ photo shoot-like pics of Anders Brevik (longish lair, youthful, pretty, nice stylish preppy outfit) and now...it's that Boston Bomber kid, who looks like the results of a Star Trek transporter mishap involving Syd Barrett & Louis Garrell (a french actor).

Now, I know that Satan, compared to Bible God is small potatoes & may actually be an unjustly slandered figure. However, Satan is considered "The Big Big Bad" in our world & alliteration is cool.

That said, I think these groupies are batzoid insane! *BLECCH*!

I think the trope you're looking for is Draco In Leather Pants.  This is when a cool or attractive villainous character has their actions, behavior, and flaws downplayed either outright or through the use of a sympathetic or tragic backstory.  In this case, they see this kid (extra points) who could be considered attractive or cute, and in learning about the background of these boys, immediately shift blame to the older brother; it was the brother's idea, he was the extremist, he was the angry one, he had the problems, and he brainwashed this poor sweet boy into doing these things.  Terrorism isn't part of the real Jahar, and now that his brother is gone, he can go back to how he was and won't want to hurt anyone again!  We can changehelp him!

Well, "Stupid Sexy Satan" is like "Draco in Leather Pants" except you genuinely feel really guilty & wrong about feeling that way. "Draco In Leather Pants" is like seeing an evil but physically attractive person as a super hottie but not feeling guilty about it.
In "Stupid Sexy Flanders", Homer was getting those feeling over Ned Flanders in that tight ski gettup. Being a heterosexual with a family and a guy who generally finds Ned loathsome, it just seemed so "wrong" for him.

"Stupid Sexy Satan" is "Stupid Sexy Flanders" combined with "Draco In Leather Pants".

"Draco In Leather Pants" is when you're sympathetic to the villain or have no guilt over being attracted to them whereas "Stupid Sexy Satan" is when you are NOT sympathetic to the villain & think they're pond scum.

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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #361 on: April 26, 2013, 06:39:14 pm »
Guy tells off "reporter" from InfoWars

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f01_1366974826
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #362 on: April 26, 2013, 07:35:27 pm »
Loved the guy in the suit in the background. His facial expressions are priceless.
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #363 on: April 26, 2013, 07:37:52 pm »
"Yeah, I just said it. Motherfucker."

This guy is perfect.
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #364 on: April 26, 2013, 09:23:29 pm »
...Stupid sexy Jahar...stop making your prison photos look like you're modelling. Stop trying to make me bisexual, you...you terrorist scum, you!

I can see the Image Macros now;

Convert to Islam...

And you get some of this.

Well, the infowars thing was...fun. The facial expressions were like something out of an anime.
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #365 on: April 27, 2013, 03:58:33 am »
There is light and darkness in the world, to be sure.  However, there's no harm to be had in walking in the shade or shadows.

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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #366 on: April 27, 2013, 06:27:58 am »
Guy tells off "reporter" from InfoWars

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f01_1366974826

"Go drink a dick"

I like how he bitches about the reporters maturity and then says what. What an asshat
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #367 on: April 27, 2013, 12:25:28 pm »
Arguably, Hof, if Alex Jones, Glenn Beck or any of their cronies showed up in my area after a tragedy and claimed that the federal government was behind it, I'd probably have the same damn reaction.
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #368 on: April 27, 2013, 01:20:33 pm »
Arguably, Hof, if Alex Jones, Glenn Beck or any of their cronies showed up in my area after a tragedy and claimed that the federal government was behind it, I'd probably have the same damn reaction.

Frankly, anyone who tries to use the death and mutilation of innocent people as a way to advance their political agenda is lucky not to get beaten down physically. Especially if they show up where it occurred to do it.
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #369 on: April 27, 2013, 03:10:54 pm »
Roger Nicholson - you're my hero of the day. Like others said before, if that AJ "news"douche showed up spouting shit after a tragedy in my 'hood, I'd be mouthing off and trying to get him to take a swing at me too. Nicholson was outraged and clearly hungered for a chance to pound some shame into that propagandizing tool.
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #370 on: April 27, 2013, 09:24:22 pm »
...Stupid sexy Jahar...stop making your prison photos look like you're modelling. Stop trying to make me bisexual, you...you terrorist scum, you!

I can see the Image Macros now;

Convert to Islam...

And you get some of this.

Well, the infowars thing was...fun. The facial expressions were like something out of an anime.

I wonder if female Islamofundie nuts are now dreaming of seeing 70 cute, bishounen, fuzzy, fresh-faced little Jahars in the hereafter when they commit a suicide bombing?
(I know that that alleged '70 Virgins' thing apparently applies just to guys but I nonetheless wonder....)

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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #371 on: April 28, 2013, 12:54:51 pm »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/27/russia-wiretap-bombing-suspect_n_3171102.html?1367154216&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing12%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D305203

There was some initial controversy over the revelation that the Tsarnaev mother was also on the government watch list. Turns out Russia had wiretapped the family back in 2011 and there were some vague suggestions of Tamerlan engaging in a jihad. Combine that with the uncle saying that the mother had a "big-time influence" on him becoming more of a religious fundamentalist and her cries that her boys were framed, and I'm starting to think that she knew more about the bombing than she's letting on.
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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #372 on: April 28, 2013, 06:54:22 pm »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/27/russia-wiretap-bombing-suspect_n_3171102.html?1367154216&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing12%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D305203

There was some initial controversy over the revelation that the Tsarnaev mother was also on the government watch list. Turns out Russia had wiretapped the family back in 2011 and there were some vague suggestions of Tamerlan engaging in a jihad. Combine that with the uncle saying that the mother had a "big-time influence" on him becoming more of a religious fundamentalist and her cries that her boys were framed, and I'm starting to think that she knew more about the bombing than she's letting on.

Mom of the Year, ladies & gentlemen! :P

...Stupid sexy Jahar...stop making your prison photos look like you're modelling. Stop trying to make me bisexual, you...you terrorist scum, you!

I can see the Image Macros now;

Convert to Islam...

And you get some of this.

Well, the infowars thing was...fun. The facial expressions were like something out of an anime.

I agree about that guy in the background. I could watch him all day.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2013, 06:56:03 pm by SpukiKitty »

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Re: Explosion at the Boston Marathon
« Reply #374 on: April 30, 2013, 08:08:09 pm »
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.