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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2012, 11:17:46 pm »
No. The sandman does not, nor has he ever, smoked anything and he's not about to start. Not even a single fag. Besides, seeing as how there are all kinds of ways to achieve the same mild medical benefits of THC without the side effect of getting baked, the whole "medical marijuana" thing is just a thinly disguised excuse for a whole bunch of people who really just want to get high. Which I don't have a problem with; I just wish they would be honest about it.

But cannabis does have some medical benefits for some people.

And while I can't speak to your personal tastes, I know that if I was terminal, I would be getting blasted pretty much 24/7.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #46 on: June 25, 2012, 11:20:44 pm »
^^What he said x100. But then jump out of a plane and "forget" to pull the parachute. For the lulz.

Also, What is the second step between "Steal Underpants" and "Profit!!!"?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2012, 11:29:09 pm »
Will we ever live in harmony harmony oh love?
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2012, 11:30:12 pm »
If real life were D&D, would Scotsman be a class or race?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2012, 01:56:29 am »
No. The sandman does not, nor has he ever, smoked anything and he's not about to start. Not even a single fag. Besides, seeing as how there are all kinds of ways to achieve the same mild medical benefits of THC without the side effect of getting baked, the whole "medical marijuana" thing is just a thinly disguised excuse for a whole bunch of people who really just want to get high. Which I don't have a problem with; I just wish they would be honest about it.

I agree with your position, Sandman. I am glad you can stick to your morals even during this time. Many would not.

Another question though: Why do they insist on putting so many fluids in your IV? Did they do that to you or am I just special?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2012, 06:01:33 am »
Mr. Sandman, no-one would blame you if you partook of a whiff of cannabis.   It's supposed to subdue the nausea and make the chemo not as hard to withstand...  Please tell us you're not suffering.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #51 on: June 26, 2012, 06:05:31 am »
So Sandy, how annoyed are you that your thread is on the verge of turning into another marijuana related argument?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2012, 06:12:04 am »
... I'm sorry.  This was supposed to be a fun thread.  Never mind me.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #53 on: June 26, 2012, 10:59:53 am »
Take a deliberate path, always following the right hand wall through any turns, u-turns, or dead-ends, and you will eventually pass through every part of the labyrinth that is accessible.

(RE: Marijuana. The sandman does not enjoy the sensation of psychotropic pharmaceutics.)

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Yes. Many people live in Harmony, California, and Hope, Arkansas.

Neither. To label Scotsmen as either race or class would be too limiting. We are a culture.

Most of the fluid content is saline. Most cancer treatments will severely de-hydrate you and it is simply more efficient and comfortable to replace the fluids intravenously. Plus the saline acts as a buffer for the active medications in the solution, much like an airbag in a car.

The sandman does suffer, yes. But the sandman was expecting this and was prepared for it. Saint Morphine is watching over me.

Haven't seen an argument yet, just some well-meaning advice and expressions of opinion. Those are welcome.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #54 on: June 26, 2012, 11:02:06 am »
What is a man? (Throws wine glass filled with blood at floor)

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2012, 11:18:45 am »
Which is better Tears for Fears Everybody Wants to Rule the World or Phil Collins In the Air Tonight?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2012, 11:51:58 am »
Which is better Tears for Fears Everybody Wants to Rule the World or Phil Collins In the Air Tonight?
Also, are you aware that if you don't choose In the Air Tonight, I fill be forced to take drastic re-educative action.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2012, 01:08:30 pm »
Did Slim Pickens do the right thing?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2012, 01:21:20 pm »
If you could create the world in your own awesome Scottish image, what would it be like?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2012, 02:04:00 pm »
A man is what a man is. We are all different.

Tears For Fears. Phil Collins is a drummer, not a singer.

I was not aware of that. You are welcome to try. But know that 10-15 yards is caber range.

Yes. It was the right thing to ride the bomb like a horse.

It would be like a cross between "5th Element," H.G. Welles, and a classic 1950s Jameson's ad.
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