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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #345 on: August 28, 2012, 09:01:13 am »
You get a covered plate of freshly-cooked dog meat, with a note addressed to your neighbor, from their dog.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #346 on: August 30, 2012, 04:28:14 am »
You get Ulysses s. Grant. He's extremely drunk and ranting about crazy nonsense.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #347 on: August 31, 2012, 11:40:04 am »
You get a signed copy of Atlas Shrugged.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #348 on: September 05, 2012, 09:02:33 am »
You get J. R. R. Tolkien.

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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #349 on: September 07, 2012, 08:46:57 am »
You get a tiger. Have fun!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #350 on: September 16, 2012, 04:16:13 pm »
You get a wardrobe.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #351 on: September 16, 2012, 06:12:29 pm »
You get the mangled, bloody body of Karl Marx.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #352 on: September 16, 2012, 06:39:12 pm »
You get calculus homework.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #353 on: September 16, 2012, 06:42:17 pm »
You get a DVD entitled Vendception.

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Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #354 on: September 16, 2012, 08:30:02 pm »
You get him back along with 100 near-identical clones of him.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #355 on: September 20, 2012, 12:42:17 pm »
It gets stuck. And the repair guy won't be able to get back out for another week. Way to ruin it for the rest of us!

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Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #356 on: September 20, 2012, 01:36:12 pm »
You get a copy of the Mona Lisa.

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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #357 on: September 20, 2012, 03:42:12 pm »
You get back a bunch of stoned hippies.

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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #358 on: September 20, 2012, 04:07:33 pm »
You get the chance to make her choice for yourself: Bestiality or necrophilia?

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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #359 on: September 28, 2012, 02:33:13 am »
You get a wolf covered in spices.

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Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.

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