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Offline Veras

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #405 on: October 23, 2012, 01:52:50 pm »
You get Pinocchio

I insert a large quantity of illegal drugs.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #406 on: October 23, 2012, 03:12:23 pm »
You get a much smaller quantity of illegal drugs.

I insert a set of hedge clippers I "borrowed" from my neighbor
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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #407 on: October 23, 2012, 03:35:30 pm »
You get killed in the shrapnel explosion as the machine tries to process the clippers.

I insert American politics.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #408 on: October 24, 2012, 09:49:38 am »
You get a pair of 5-year-olds slapping and yelling at each other over pointless nonsense.

I insert an ankylosaurus.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #409 on: October 24, 2012, 05:51:32 pm »
You get Godzilla looking for someone to play with

Ironbite-I insert all of Cait's clothing
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #410 on: October 25, 2012, 10:57:42 am »
You get punched by Cait's boything for trying to see her naked.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #411 on: October 25, 2012, 11:05:41 am »
You get a lightsaber through the face

I insert detergent, since the machine is now full of clothes.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #412 on: October 25, 2012, 12:39:34 pm »
The machine washes them. But since you forgot to turn it off the hottest water setting, Cait's and Nicki's clothes shrunk. Good thinking, Veras.

I insert a flashlight and mirror. It's such an interesting machine, I want to see how it works.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #413 on: October 25, 2012, 01:41:02 pm »
You get a hologram of Cait and Nicki naked, all done with light and mirrors.

I insert my work schedule.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #414 on: October 25, 2012, 02:53:20 pm »
You get a teleporter than teleports you to work.

I insert my plasma cannon.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #415 on: October 25, 2012, 06:58:16 pm »
You get a BFG-9000.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #416 on: October 25, 2012, 07:20:06 pm »
You get a very confused jester who's not sure where he is.

Ironbite-I insert Spoony.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #417 on: October 25, 2012, 07:41:26 pm »
You get a douche, along with the bag it came in.

I insert the Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #418 on: October 25, 2012, 08:40:47 pm »
You get a black hole.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #419 on: October 25, 2012, 08:51:16 pm »
You get a horrific and short-lived man-bat hybrid.

I insert Theodore Roosevelt's testicles.
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