Thread Killer

[Ghoti]

The last post in this thread was 15 days ago.  If the general rule for considering a thread dead is two weeks, does that mean that Ghoti actually killed Thread Killer?

Oh- oh god, what have I done? What have I done?!

[Igor]

I thought here threads were only considered dead after.. either six months or a year, I can't remember which. Then, I could be wrong.

[lord gibbon]

My measure was never about time, but rather page. If it falls to the second or third page (depending on the board's overall activity), then it's dead.

[SpaceProg]

Well, now it's an undead thread.

[Ultimate Paragon]

Maybe we should trade Vox Day for Americans being held captive by ISIL.

It’d be like a reverse Bergdahl.  We get the big guys, they get the one we have no business keeping.

The sociopath would be happier with ISIL anyway.  So it’s a win-win-win situation.  We get our prisoners, they get someone with somewhat considerable clout, and he finally finds his true home.

[Sigmaleph]

Class, today, professor showing a series of slides:
"... and so if the equation takes this form, then scaling is just a factor of L prime divided by L to the nth power"
[next slide]
"And this is a picture of two pitbulls licking a boy's face"
"What does that have to do with the subject?"
"Nothing. I just like pitbulls."

[Ghoti]

Warning: extremely graphic pitbull fight!

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[SpaceProg]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  ^_^

[ironbite]

YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FOR SUCH FILTH!

[Ghoti]

This guy/gal disagrees:

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Nya, nya nya nya nya!

[Sleepy]

My friend was walking his dog on campus today, and he started talking to a couple people he met along the way. At one point, the guy he met asked, "Can I pray for you?" and my friend (an atheist) said, "Uh, I guess..." thinking the guy meant he'd do it on his own time. No. The guy stops walking and does this dramatic session, praying that god would give my friend creativity and other powers so he could be successful in life. Then a girl joined in saying, "And Jesus if he hasn't found you, shine your light onto him!" My friend stood there in horror. He's embarrassed as fuck, and I feel super bad for him. You're a real asshole if you make a huge scene like that in public with someone you just met.

[Svata]

Yeah, people like that never mean doing it on their own time. I've had it happen to me before.

[Art Vandelay]

On the other hand, you'll probably have no better excuse to suddenly rip all of your clothes off, smear yourself in BBQ sauce and chicken grease and run down the street screaming and gibbering madly at the top of your lungs. Sure, you'll get arrested, but it'll make these would-be evangelists think twice before they try such a thing again anytime soon.

[Ghoti]

There's nothing quite like going back to your old high school and seeing a group of kids that used to bully you repeating juinior year for the second time.

[Sigmaleph]

On the other hand, you'll probably have no better excuse to suddenly rip all of your clothes off, smear yourself in BBQ sauce and chicken grease and run down the street screaming and gibbering madly at the top of your lungs. Sure, you'll get arrested, but it'll make these would-be evangelists think twice before they try such a thing again anytime soon.

The implication being that you should always carry BBQ sauce and chicken grease with you. Just in case.