Things That Annoy You

[JohnE]

I'd make a macho man's head explode.  Seriously, I like to cook, I don't mind cleaning (if I'm doing it with someone I like), I like cats, and I have...well, fewer problems expressing my emotions than I used to.  On the other hand, I love traditionally "manly" things like explosions, action movies, and Amon Amarth.  Oh, and cutting bitches in half with swords.  I really like that.

I'm the same way. I don't like to cook, but I go ga-ga over kittens, get misty-eyed at movies, and love to cuddle. Then I put on my armor and go to sword fighting class, and unwind with a violent movie or some UFC.

Well...unless we're talking about the Macho Man.  Macho Man Randy Savage was a real man who loved real Slim Jims and putting fools in half-nelsons.

... and wearing brightly colored spandex while flamoyantly preening in front of a screaming crowd.

Gender based pidgeon holes are for wimps. ;-)

[SpaceProg]

And it's time for new avatar then!

Ironbite-also I love showing off my baby girl.

Aw!  Tis a kitteh!

[ironbite]

Yes tis a kitty.  My kitty in fact.  In the old dirty ass apartment.

Ironbite-love showing her off.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

When people pronounce 'library' as "liberry".

[SpaceProg]

I have to admit... I have done that before, but it's only when I'm either really tired or drunk that my Dixie shows that much. :p

[largeham]

Borderlands v TF2. It's a tough choice.

[JohnE]

When people pronounce 'library' as "liberry".

When people say "acrost" instead of "across."

[Distind]

Borderlands v TF2. It's a tough choice.

Take the best of both, Borderlands 2!

Per the pronunciations, bolth, for most of my life. And god help me if I have to say anything about nuclear power. I can detail how it works, but cannot pronounce it correctly.

[Igor]

I pronounce "against" the way it's spelled (a-GAIN-st) but I pronounce "again" the way everyone else does (a-GYEN), and I have no idea why. Consistency, I don't have it.

[JohnE]

Just remembered, I used to print those little ice cream name tag things for Baskin Robbins. Each one had a list of allergens on it (milk, peanuts, etc.). My boss kept pronouncing it "al-uh-grins." It was funny and infuriating at the same time.

[Igor]

My dad pronounces "Language" as "Langlage" and it makes me rage. Also "Ambulance" as "Ambleance" He doesn't always speak well don't talk good.

[Søren]

How the heck do you fuck up language and ambulance?

[Veras]

One of my students (8th grade, old enough to know better) pronounces regular as "reg-lee-ar"

[nickiknack]

Having to cover the Lingerie department...it was so booooorrrrriinnngggg.

[Zygarde]

There is this asshole in my class who will NOT STOP FUCKING SINGING do you know how annoying it is trying to work on a calculus problem while a guy is singing Like a Virgin in you bloody ear.