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Title: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
Post by: Smurfette Principle on February 23, 2012, 01:00:53 pm: Because who here missed my swearing on snickerdoodles?
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Post by: gyeonghwa on February 23, 2012, 01:12:41 pm: Oh that's right. Yesterday was Ash Wednesday.
Title: Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 23, 2012, 01:51:51 pm: Quote from: Smurfette Principle on February 23, 2012, 01:00:53 pm
Because who here missed my swearing on snickerdoodles?

Didn't we say you should keep that type of swearin' all year? ;)
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 23, 2012, 02:37:11 pm: Fuck.
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Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 23, 2012, 03:35:16 pm: I'm swearing more for Lent. Jesus Christ fucking Mary on a shitstick.
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Post by: Her3tiK on February 23, 2012, 03:44:50 pm: Quote from: gyeonghwa on February 23, 2012, 01:12:41 pm
Oh that's right. Yesterday was Ash Wednesday.
So that's why people had dirty marks on their foreheads...

Or is it some stupid new fashion trend?
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Post by: largeham on February 23, 2012, 05:16:59 pm: (http://couragewolfmeme.com/courage-wolf/courage-wolf-596.jpg)
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Post by: Eniliad on February 23, 2012, 10:58:22 pm: largeham: Why not? It worked for Colbert last year. He gave up Catholicism. ;)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 23, 2012, 11:56:29 pm: Well that's fucking fantastic.
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Post by: MaybeNever on February 24, 2012, 02:10:38 am: Quote from: Wykked Wytch on February 23, 2012, 03:35:16 pm
I'm swearing more for Lent. Jesus Christ fucking Mary on a shitstick.

Never change, Wykked. Never change.
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Post by: e13 on February 24, 2012, 02:22:53 am: I'm giving up Lent for Lent. I'm having REAL MEAT on Fridays.

The sacrifice for my immortal soul will harden me up for my inevitable journey into the pits of fire. Thankfully I will be joined by awesome people, so it's all good. 8)
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Post by: Her3tiK on February 24, 2012, 12:12:42 pm: This seemed relevant.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/256/798/86c.png)
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Post by: Ranger_Joe on February 24, 2012, 01:22:50 pm: I give up bear wrestling.
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Post by: gyeonghwa on February 24, 2012, 03:56:13 pm: For Lent, I gave things I lent. Time to face to the truth and realize I ain't getting them back.

(BTW, Buddhist Lent is 3 month long).
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Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 24, 2012, 10:16:46 pm: Quote from: MaybeNever on February 24, 2012, 02:10:38 am
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on February 23, 2012, 03:35:16 pm
I'm swearing more for Lent. Jesus Christ fucking Mary on a shitstick.

Never change, Wykked. Never change.

Actually I'm going in to get my personality drastically changed in an experimental surgery next week. Sorry.

But it's for Lent.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 25, 2012, 11:20:40 am: Cock tits.
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Post by: e13 on February 25, 2012, 11:22:08 am: Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on February 25, 2012, 11:20:40 am
Cock tits.
Fuck yeah'd.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 25, 2012, 05:31:46 pm: Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on February 25, 2012, 11:20:40 am
Cock tits.
But are they shitting cock tits?
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Post by: Eniliad on February 25, 2012, 05:54:45 pm: Shitting erect dick nipples titfucking two midgets while they piss themselves.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 25, 2012, 06:12:04 pm: Shit cock dildo twat ass semen santorum fuck cunt.
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Post by: Jebediah on February 25, 2012, 07:19:32 pm: Puppies.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 25, 2012, 07:40:58 pm: What a shitload of fuck.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 25, 2012, 07:57:24 pm: Ass fisting.
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Post by: Sleepy on February 25, 2012, 07:58:13 pm: Midget fisting porn.
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Post by: ironbite on February 25, 2012, 08:10:06 pm: Midget fisting porn starring Sleepy
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Post by: Sleepy on February 25, 2012, 08:23:55 pm: No thank you, I don't think I'd fill either of those roles well.
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Post by: Damen on February 26, 2012, 03:32:13 pm: Ahh, fucknuggets.

I gave up being polite for Lent.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 27, 2012, 12:21:22 am: Dicks entering twats.
Title: Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
Post by: ironbite on February 27, 2012, 12:27:40 am: So you're going lesbian for Lent?
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 27, 2012, 12:30:12 am: Quite the opposite, old bean.
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Post by: clockworkgirl21 on February 27, 2012, 04:16:01 am: Motherfucker.

That's my favorite curse word.
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Post by: Jebediah on February 27, 2012, 02:28:51 pm: It's a pretty good one.
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Post by: Vypernight on March 02, 2012, 12:06:21 pm: Republicans