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Offline moekosowl29

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The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« on: November 30, 2012, 04:38:20 pm »
In response to http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54499&Page=1 I have been trying to compose the following. However I'm stuck on the letter "I". Anybody here care to help out? Thanks in advance.
The Non-Idiot's Alphabet
By JMS, aka Moekosowl29.

A is for atheist, they're much like you
Without carrot nor stick for the good that they do.

B's for Biology, science is cool
Please pay attention when you are in school.

C is for Critical, Thinking, I mean.
So you don't believe that the sky is bright green.

D is for Dinosaur, millions of years
Have gone by since these "terrible lizards" were here.

E is for Evidence, to prove things are true
Both things that are old and stuff that's very new.

F is for Fundy, avoid at all costs
Or most of your sanity soon will be lost.

G's for Genetics, part of what makes you you,
We're still learning about all the things that genes do.

H is for Human, the only true race
Your greatgreatgreat grandkids might just live in space!

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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 04:46:18 pm »
Intelligence, Integrity, Id, Inspiration, Intrigue, Interest, Inclusive, .... That's all for now.
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2012, 05:45:04 pm »
Holy shit, that quote on the main page is definitely RSTDT-worthy. I have to say that you've the non-idiot version quite well so far... I don't have much to suggest for the letter I, except for "insight" the capacity to understand the nature of something such as the universe, or how things work/behave in a way that pisses off fundies.
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2012, 05:54:56 pm »
Ooh, or Ingenuity!
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2012, 06:06:00 pm »
J is for jaded.  You should avoid trying to be this.

K is for knickers. These are for wearing, not for knotting.
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2012, 12:50:33 am »
Crap, I forgot the most important "I" word to me...  "Imagination".

L for Learning, Loving, Living,
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2012, 12:50:14 pm »
I is for imagination, follow it where it leads
New theories and ideas are what science needs

M - Method
P - Physics
Q - Quantum
T - Testing
V - Verify/Verification
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2012, 03:51:30 pm »
This just reminded me of the alphabet song from Green Wing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNWcdsgvhTs
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2012, 07:29:54 pm »
Sorry for taking so long to get back to this, everybody, I've been slightly eaten by life. Thanks for the suggestions. :D *sound of one Jill typing furiously!*
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2012, 10:44:20 pm »
Quote from: moekosowl29 on November 30, 2012, 04:38:20 pm
In response to http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=54499&Page=1

OT: I'm dissapointed they didn't attack Native Americans (hinted at the first, but not really covered), Southwest Asians (or is that covered with Oriental?), Australian Aboriginals, and the Irish.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 10:47:12 pm by Cataclysm »
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Re: The Non-Idiot's Alphabet.
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2012, 04:22:33 pm »
Oof...just read that quote...I couldn't make it past the first one without laughing.

As for the "Reconquista" stuff...you realize that most Mexicans consider that a joke, right?
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