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There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
Granted. LHM, cestlefun, rosenewock, and WMDkitty come back.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?
Granted. Your professors turn into super-villains and hound you day and night, calling you “Brilliant but Lazy.”I wish I had electrokinesis.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
Life for the sake of life means nothing.