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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2040 on: June 13, 2013, 10:09:15 am »
Spoilerrific stuff? somebody is probably going to transcribe the film word for word. Probably a camcorder video of the whole thing.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2041 on: June 14, 2013, 12:23:23 am »
We're predicting a torrent of it inside of three days or less.  I have five bucks riding on it.
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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2042 on: June 14, 2013, 02:07:21 am »
That'll be the easiest five bucks you'll ever make.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2043 on: June 14, 2013, 03:11:44 pm »
Damn! Maybe I should have made it fifty...
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Fundie Fanfic Theater:The Prayer Ponies
« Reply #2044 on: June 15, 2013, 05:11:20 am »
Behold, my friends. This is a fanfic written by the sister of the f*cker who wrote the Prayer Warriors fics. Non-safe for humanity and ponies.
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Read at your own risk and comment if you dare:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8983540/1/The-Prayer-Ponies-Charity-s-Adventure
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Re: Fundie Fanfic Theater:The Prayer Ponies
« Reply #2045 on: June 15, 2013, 05:38:04 am »
Again, use the bloody pony thread. It's in this very subforum.

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Re: Fundie Fanfic Theater:The Prayer Ponies
« Reply #2046 on: June 15, 2013, 05:43:40 am »
This abomination doesn't even get the show right so I put it here.
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Re: Fundie Fanfic Theater:The Prayer Ponies
« Reply #2047 on: June 15, 2013, 05:50:59 am »
It doesn't matter. If it's My Little Pony related, it goes in the pony thread.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2048 on: June 15, 2013, 06:10:23 am »
Topic moved to ponytopia.

All pony topics go here.

ALL. OF. THEM.

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After actually reviewing te rules, no rule regaring pony threads has been made. I was acting rashly, my apologies
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Re: Fundie Fanfic Theater:The Prayer Ponies
« Reply #2049 on: June 15, 2013, 08:26:56 am »
Behold, my friends. This is a fanfic written by the sister of the f*cker who wrote the Prayer Warriors fics. Non-safe for humanity and ponies.
[/glow Welcome To hell.]
Read at your own risk and comment if you dare:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8983540/1/The-Prayer-Ponies-Charity-s-Adventure

Yeah, try to keep pony things in pony thread, otherwise we'll have another shitstorm on our hands.

Secondly, "I do not own My Little Pony or the Bible – God does"? I don't see God in the ending credits for the show, lady.

"Good Christian Pony"? Sounds like Celestia has a heretical religion she needs to put down.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2050 on: June 15, 2013, 11:53:04 am »
As the Equestria Daily representative here, Madman, I'm going to make it a formal request.  Think of me as Knighty or Sethisto here on this forum.  This is the pony thread.  Keep it in here, friend.  We've had a couple dust-ups already that would make Celestia and Nightmare Moon's war look like nothing, and we'd like to avoid another, if you would.

That being said? I know of worse fics.  I'm EqD, we've gotten 'And Then Applebloom Was A Princess'.  Seven hundred words of crap that would make even Discord look twice and make it explode for being too terrible.
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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2051 on: June 15, 2013, 12:40:11 pm »
Well, now you gotta post that fic, don't leave us in suspense!

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2052 on: June 15, 2013, 02:01:42 pm »
... to be honest, I don't think it exists anymore.  I think it was once pulled.  We have stuff that's just as bad, though.
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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2053 on: June 15, 2013, 04:11:13 pm »
I'm not sure how "good Christian pony" even begins to make sense.  It's the same thing as saying "good Christian rogue" for D&D.  Seriously, Christianity doesn't exist in these fantasy worlds.  I don't get why the hell they have to shoehorn this stuff in.

Then again, it's fanfiction.  I've seen equally ridiculous premises in quite a few pony fanfictions I've read.  Still anticipating a religious wankfest as I try to read this.

Edit:  Jesus.  It doesn't even go one paragraph before setting off Mary Sue bells.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2054 on: June 15, 2013, 05:07:03 pm »
okay, does anypony REALLY want to see some of the worse shit we've gotten?
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