Vending Machine

[Random Gal]

Lithp bursts out of the machine, hissing and snarling, "Ssstupid popular culture, you ruinnnsss it, gollum!"

I insert QueenofHearts.

[ironbite]

You get Alice in Wonderland

I insert myself.

[Art Vandelay]

You get a small pile of feathers.

I insert $3.50.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You get 50 cents of it back in the change slot.

I insert a bottle of Mountain Dew.

[StallChaser]

You receive the same bottle filled with urine.

I insert the urine bottle back in.

[Art Vandelay]

You receive the empty bottle back and a picture of Bear Grylls.

I insert a garden hose.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You receive the end of the same garden hose, which has now clogged up the machine.

I insert a vending machine repair man.

[Eniliad]

You get a sexier, studly repair guy.

I insert this image:

[QueenofHearts]

Lithp bursts out of the machine, hissing and snarling, "Ssstupid popular culture, you ruinnnsss it, gollum!"

I insert QueenofHearts.

Wait, how did I get dragged into this? 

And Eniliad gets Heavanly saké

And in this vending machine, I will put in Celine Dion

  And post number 250 

[Witchyjoshy]

You get the sunken remains of a suspiciously familiar cruise ship.

I insert a mushroom.

[jumpingjackflash]

You get a Toad.

I insert Bowser.

[Jack Bauer]

You get Mario - and he has a very big spanner!

You insert the spanner.

[jumpingjackflash]

You get a rusty pipe.

I insert this clip:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3TqQ8seSPo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3TqQ8seSPo</a>

[Witchyjoshy]

Pinkie Pie jumps out of the vending machine and cooks you into a cupcake.

I insert that cupcake.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You receive JumpingJackFlash back in pre-cupcake, non-baked form, but sans soul and totally evil. Sometimes baked is better, ayup.

I insert Stephen King.