Vending Machine

[Art Vandelay]

You get the entire state of Maine.

I insert a 3DS.

[StallChaser]

The machine causes you to swap bodies with Stephen King, and spits out a note that tells you nobody must know of the swap, and you must meet Stephen King (now in your old body) in this exact location, exactly 5 years from now if you don't want the world to end.

You get a ninja whose mission is to kill you.

I insert a picture of Sonichu.

[jumpingjackflash]

You get Christian Weston Chandler.

I insert an axe.

[Sandafluffoid]

You get a grindstone (but no axe to grind on it)

I insert a pot full of really unpleasant muesli.

[rookie]

You get a pot of alright uncooked instant oatmeal.

I insert a mirror.

[Witchyjoshy]

You get a rabbit with a pocketwatch

I insert Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins

[Art Vandelay]

You get a tank with abandonment issues.

I insert a horse.

[Witchyjoshy]

You get a tank with abandonment issues.

I insert a horse.

You get a strap-on the same size and shape of a horse wiener.

I insert a Prinny.

[jumpingjackflash]

You get Tyrant Overlord Baal in Prinny form.

I insert this song:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga9YAMLGr6E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga9YAMLGr6E</a>

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You receive an angry Mick Jagger.

I insert my arm.

[jumpingjackflash]

You receive a severed arm-yours, naturally. (DUH!)

I insert this FSTDT quote.

[Zygarde]

You get a Left Behind novel.


I insert my broken Nintendo Game Cube.

[Sandafluffoid]

You get a broken Nintendo 64

I insert my blackened husk of a soul

[N. De Plume]

You get a fresh soul, polished to a pearly lustre.

I insert a sock.

[Sleepy]

You get back a sock filled with severed penises that looks like this.

I insert a flower.