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[Saturn500]

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I'll start, naturally:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

[Zygarde]

None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.


How many times have I been punched in the face (Hint its more than 2 less than 11)

[Feral Dog]

None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.


How many times have I been punched in the face (Hint its more than 2 less than 11)

Between 3 and 10 times

What were your two favorite Late 1990's/ Early 2000's cartoons?

[Alehksunos]

Spongebob Squarepants (prior to The Movie) and Invader Zim. The last few Nicktoons worth a damn (for the record, the last Nicktoon I've liked was My Life As a Teenage Robot. Yes, I loved that show, so shut up).

(Christ, I have a shitty taste in cartoons, but it could've been worse...)

How often do I change my avatars (ignoring February)?

[Art Vandelay]

Whenever you feel like it?

You find yourself stranded in the middle of a golf course. It's raining quite heavily and you're butt naked. What do you do?

[Southern Comforter]

Why, search for ducks, of course. Ducks are always on golf courses and always know the fastest way out of them! Yeah, they'll probably peck mercilessly at my exposed, sensitive areas, but it's still worth a shot!

So you're making out with your honey, when all of a sudden the girl rings. You pick it up, and a voice on the other line says, "what are you doing with my daughter." You ask your girl what's going on, but she says, "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Feral Dog]

Why, search for ducks, of course. Ducks are always on golf courses and always know the fastest way out of them! Yeah, they'll probably peck mercilessly at my exposed, sensitive areas, but it's still worth a shot!

So you're making out with your honey, when all of a sudden the girl rings. You pick it up, and a voice on the other line says, "what are you doing with my daughter." You ask your girl what's going on, but she says, "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Well obviously she should Throw it on the Ground.

Invent a whole-body sign language, or invent a language spoken with the mouth closed?

[Zygarde]

Invent a language spoken with the mouth closed that way I can still talk while keeping silent in class


Watch a really bad movie for twelve hours straight or play a bad video game for twelve hours straight?

[Saturn500]

Bad movie.

How would you improve Steam Greenlight?

[QueenofHearts]

With a dance competition. Preferably late 60's roller disco. Bell bottoms and afros were awesome.

Why do fools fall in love?

[Southern Comforter]

Why do birds sing so gay? And lovers await the break of day, why do they fall in looooooooooooooooooooooooooove?



If a car made of diamonds crashes into a wall made of diamonds, what happens?

[ThunderWulf]

Rich people shed a tear of jealousy.

What happens if everybody on a boat is so seasick, even the captain, that they can't make it back to shore and just keep getting sicker?

[Captain Jack Harkness]

They drown in their own puke.  Either they do that or they release tons of vomit into the ocean.

What's your life's ambition?

[Southern Comforter]

To be the very best. Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

A dog approaches you with a sign around its neck, reading, "halp, humen traped in doag boddi. plz gif chasbugrer." Do you A.) give it a cheeseburger, or B.) take it to a research facility?

[Captain Jack Harkness]

I do both.

Can you feel the feels tonight?