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Offline Indikins

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2013, 03:35:45 am »
What in the name of all gods and demons is "tobacco"? Ysabel, get the holy water. The gimp is speaking in tongues again.
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Quote from: chitoryu12 on October 15, 2013, 12:50:43 am
Quote from: Indikins on October 15, 2013, 12:19:14 am
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

This is the #1 nightmare.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2013, 03:49:48 am »
Quit humping the sword.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2013, 06:08:22 pm »
This is the most offensive thing ever! More offensive than that one AMV featuring all the male cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and The Borg, set to Frank Zappa's Wet T-Shirt Nite!
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Offline SpaceProg

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2013, 10:15:19 pm »
So then I said:  "PELVIC BONE!"
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2013, 07:42:31 am »
Nuclear poodles burn.
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Whenever I hear a politician speaking strongly for or against abortion, all I hear is, "I have no idea how to fix the economy!"

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2013, 08:05:23 pm »
Man, I almost punched a fireman today.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2013, 10:24:52 pm »
"My words will ring in your ears for miles."
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2013, 12:12:23 am »
Silence so thick you can eat it with a fork.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2013, 12:05:00 am »
You can't kill me; I'm already dead tomorrow.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2013, 05:33:26 pm »
i caught on fire for breakfast. how was your morning?
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@ guizonde: I think I like the way you think.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2013, 09:07:49 pm »
Would it be weird to jerk off in the hospital?
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2013, 10:32:30 pm »
"Fingers in boxes is so Mafia, and I'm not even Catholic."
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2013, 12:28:06 pm »
"It's just dry earth and other rotting biowastes"
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2013, 09:12:41 pm »
Though the fact that he wears skirts has nothing to do with his villainy.

I love how the Annihilator's face goes from gentle and caring to "come hither" in a flash.

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Quote from: chitoryu12 on October 15, 2013, 12:50:43 am
Quote from: Indikins on October 15, 2013, 12:19:14 am
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

This is the #1 nightmare.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2013, 09:49:13 pm »
funny how "gay" as a word has become a stand-in for a crappy time
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Quote from: niam2023 on September 13, 2015, 07:07:00 pm
@ guizonde: I think I like the way you think.
Quote from: Svata on September 26, 2015, 04:38:34 am
Warning: Biohazardously Awesome


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