Wishes Will Be Corrupted

[Skybison]

Granted.  However the impact of having the city of Hamilton taken from Ontario and crashed into New Orleans not only destroys New Orleans but the impact devastates the planet.

Granted.  You are given 50 billion dollars.  Two minutes later you are arrested because the money was stolen.

I wish for Random Guy to be found innocent.

[Sigmaleph]

Granted. The person whose 50 billion were stolen disagrees, and sends thugs to beat up Random in revenge.

I wish I lived in the same city as either of the people I'm dating.

[Zygarde]

Granted, civil war breaks out.


I wish my singing voice was better.

[Even Then]

Granted, you can only sing everything you say.

I wish I could speak without people always asking me to repeat myself.

[Art Vandelay]

Granted, but you're only able to "speak" through the medium of interpretive dance.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

[Zygarde]

Granted, you've been beheaded.


I wish for more time to write.

[Even Then]

Granted, you now live in frozen time and can't actually interact with the rest of the world beyond your writing implements.

I wish my body wouldn't need sleep.

[Sigmaleph]

Granted. Your mind does, though.

I wish even's health was not negatively affected at all by lack of sleep.

[Eiki-mun]

Granted. Your mind does, though.

I wish even's health was not negatively affected at all by lack of sleep.

Granted. However, due to the lack of sleep, he starts needing to eat 5 meals a day instead of 3, and the extra food costs cause him to not have enough money for things like rent and other expenses. He soon goes homeless.

I wish I could grind in video games without getting bored of it.

[Cloud3514]

Granted. Enjoy your lobotomy.

I wish I could read minds.

[Zygarde]

Granted, it's involuntary and never turns off.

I wish for fish.

[Skybison]

Granted, you are eaten by a Bull Shark

I wish I didn't have such low self esteem.

[Random Gal]

Granted, you are now such a self-assured, arrogant jerkass that nobody likes you anymore.

I wish I could get a job already.

[SCarpelan]

Granted, you are hired as a tour guide by the Creation Museum with a contractual obligation to follow their script.

I wish I wasn't this tired.

[Eiki-mun]

Granted, you are now more tired.

I wish I had the power to create any food I desired, in any amount I desired, on command and without limit.