Today at Church, I asked the Priest about the errors in Exodus such as how there could be over 600,000 Israelite men and no Egyptian records of the economic catastrophe if they lost such as large slave population and he said that the Israelite population was smaller and that while the Book of Exodus has errors since it was written centuries after the event, it is still based on a true event and the story is inspired by God.
I guess he made a good point which means that God is therefore real in this universe too. So I must therefore confess for my apostasy and for masturbating, and looking at pornographic images of women’s asses in jeans.