I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.
At this point, I don't see how the former is even a possibility. Ironically or not, he still wasted eight hours watching some jizzmonkey playing Skyrim because I told him it would unlock the mysteries of a forty second ditty about peppermints. Maybe he's playing the really really long game or something, but I think it's safe to assume he's genuine.