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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1260 on: January 07, 2013, 07:58:23 pm »
Damn it! You spoiled the spoiler!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1261 on: January 08, 2013, 12:00:59 am »
Big spoiler alert!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1262 on: January 08, 2013, 12:18:06 am »
Doesn't really help with the performance of the car though... going by the shape of it.   I don't see how such a shallow-non angle would provide the necessary downforce to help with the traction and keeping the car from being too loose in the back end....
... unless it's all for looks and I just made an idiot of myself.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1263 on: January 08, 2013, 06:05:25 pm »
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1264 on: January 08, 2013, 10:34:39 pm »
This is such a deep conversation, and sadly I feel I have nothing to contribute  :(

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1265 on: January 09, 2013, 09:11:31 am »
Who wants to talk about MURDERS?  ;D

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1266 on: January 09, 2013, 04:02:51 pm »
Which ones?  There are so dang many to choose from!  Them thar Zodiac killings were wild; but how about that Charles Manson?  Killed people without even killing them! 

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1267 on: January 09, 2013, 06:24:46 pm »
Obligatory:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0</a>

If Manson ever gets released (unlikely, I know) I wanna start a reality TV show where he just randomly shows up at the door of people who won't stop posting stupid shit on Youtube or Yahoo News comment sections. Just to see if that persuades them to stop.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1268 on: January 13, 2013, 06:31:31 am »
Hey, I killed a thread recently - well, a week ago. So, there's that. For both current topic and OP.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1269 on: January 13, 2013, 08:38:22 am »
I just heard the worst cover ever, yes it's worse than Brittney Spear's cover of Satisfaction. Coldplay covering Beastie Boy's Fight For Your Right.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1270 on: January 13, 2013, 11:14:19 am »
I just heard the worst cover ever, yes it's worse than Brittney Spear's cover of Satisfaction. Coldplay covering Beastie Boy's Fight For Your Right.

That doesn't work in my head at all.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1271 on: January 13, 2013, 06:55:40 pm »
You know what they say, Coldplay makes everything shittier.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1272 on: January 16, 2013, 02:51:47 pm »
I recently learned the Chinese character 龘, which apparently is a noun meaning the appearance of a dragon flying. It is such a ludicrous word that even the Chinese sources I have found about it are more concerned with how pointlessly silly and complicated it is, and as far as I can tell nobody has ever actually used it in a sentence.

I felt you might enjoy this spectacularly awful word.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1273 on: January 16, 2013, 04:21:35 pm »
100 Fuck No's, awwwww yeeeeeeeah.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1274 on: January 16, 2013, 05:02:34 pm »
Now it's 101. Now you just need some Dalmations.