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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #195 on: January 27, 2012, 05:05:07 pm »
Lessee... take my last job, assume I'd worked year round, convert from pesos to dollars...

An hour and twelve minutes.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #196 on: January 27, 2012, 05:14:49 pm »
Does anyone else mutter "I win" when you hit "show unread posts" and it's empty?
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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #197 on: January 28, 2012, 02:24:49 am »
Yay! Double post!

It seems our new Fuck Yeah!/Fuck No! system is now in place.

Look at all the fucks I give.
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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #198 on: January 28, 2012, 07:40:46 pm »
Here's a question. If two eggs are used to make an embryo (likely turning one into the other gamete), would such a kid be called an omelette?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #199 on: January 28, 2012, 07:44:07 pm »
The dishes are never done.

The dishes will never be done.

My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.

Kittens are cute.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #200 on: January 28, 2012, 09:50:05 pm »
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #201 on: January 28, 2012, 09:52:43 pm »
Answer: Maybe.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #202 on: January 28, 2012, 10:05:08 pm »
That sounds like a party.



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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #203 on: January 28, 2012, 10:43:28 pm »
I ask because someone on facebook posted a cheerful "Oh, we were just doing stuff in this graveyard during our picnic!" status. They were dead serious about it, and I posted pics, I do believe. They're also trying to be the cool goth kids, so yeah.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #204 on: January 29, 2012, 08:05:35 am »
The dishes are never done.

The dishes will never be done.

My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.

Kittens are cute.
When did you steal my life?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #205 on: January 29, 2012, 09:33:55 am »
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?

Answer: That can depend on how close the graveyard is to a church. My uncle used to be the pastor of a small church with a graveyard attached. My cousins and I sometimes ate lunch out there after the sermon. We also played headstone hide and seek so YMMV.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #206 on: January 29, 2012, 10:13:32 am »
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?
In certain cultures: Yes.

Also, there are sometimes parks nearby graveyards. Might lead to a bit of an overlap if the initial idea was just to picnic at the park.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #207 on: January 29, 2012, 02:51:45 pm »
The dishes are never done.

The dishes will never be done.

My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.

Kittens are cute.
When did you steal my life?

Maybe we're some kind of weird twins.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #208 on: January 29, 2012, 02:53:37 pm »
That would explain the similar tastes in music. Hmmm.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #209 on: January 30, 2012, 04:33:18 pm »
Started exercising again today, my legs now feel like rubber. I hate exercise.