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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #345 on: March 07, 2012, 03:53:36 am »
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?

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« Reply #346 on: March 07, 2012, 04:32:16 am »
If no pee hit the floor, I'd consider it a win.

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« Reply #347 on: March 07, 2012, 04:53:49 am »
Silly people and your inability to piss in the toilet.

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« Reply #348 on: March 07, 2012, 11:55:39 am »
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?

Do you do it in the shower, too?
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #349 on: March 07, 2012, 04:45:04 pm »
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?

Do you do it in the shower, too?

What's that got to do with it?

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« Reply #350 on: March 07, 2012, 05:07:30 pm »
Seinfeld reference.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #351 on: March 07, 2012, 06:59:41 pm »
Ah, gotcha.

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« Reply #352 on: March 07, 2012, 07:47:37 pm »
Can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff?
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« Reply #353 on: March 07, 2012, 08:03:44 pm »
No. No we can't.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #354 on: March 07, 2012, 10:09:45 pm »
* SpaceProg runs naked through the thread.

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« Reply #355 on: March 07, 2012, 10:10:40 pm »
*snaps photo for blackmail purposes*
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« Reply #356 on: March 07, 2012, 11:16:19 pm »
Probably already a pic out there.  I used to streak through IRC back in the day.

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« Reply #357 on: March 07, 2012, 11:48:53 pm »
Duuuuuuuude, that's illegal. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #358 on: March 08, 2012, 04:18:57 am »
Tune in, turn on, and... Stay in school, kiddies!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #359 on: March 08, 2012, 04:50:46 am »
There are some very strange people around these here parts.
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