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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #555 on: April 26, 2012, 09:36:49 pm »
For the longest time, when I thought of J.K. Simmons, I could not help but hear in my head, “I trust my barber.”

More recently, that was replaced with, “I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!”

But I think the new phrase is gonna eventually be, url=http://t

I gotta say, that's not very catchy.

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« Reply #556 on: April 26, 2012, 10:58:09 pm »
Yeah, nothing like coming back two hours later and seeing the server ate the last bits of your post.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #557 on: April 27, 2012, 07:32:47 am »
Everyone, Google "zerg rush" right now. Do it. You know you want to.

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« Reply #558 on: April 27, 2012, 11:19:42 am »
Everyone, Google "zerg rush" right now. Do it. You know you want to.

Duuuude, that was awesome. Especially the health bars.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #559 on: April 27, 2012, 11:20:16 am »
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy.  So is my cousin's come to think of it.  Chis are fartblossoms.

My greyhound can beat your aunt's chihuahua in gassiness.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #560 on: April 27, 2012, 11:36:16 am »
If a saber is a type of curved sword, why is a lightsaber a straight sword?

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« Reply #561 on: April 27, 2012, 02:16:08 pm »
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy.  So is my cousin's come to think of it.  Chis are fartblossoms.

My greyhound can beat your aunt's chihuahua in gassiness.

Maybe... but when my cat Dammit takes a dump in the litterbox, EVERYONE knows it. 

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« Reply #562 on: April 27, 2012, 02:22:02 pm »
You named your cat Dammit?
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« Reply #563 on: April 27, 2012, 02:30:10 pm »
If a saber is a type of curved sword, why is a lightsaber a straight sword?

Because none of George Lucas' ideas ever make sense. This was OK in the original trilogy, due to the fact that if something is genuinely awesome*, then it doesn't really need to be justified. Unfortunately, in the prequels the ideas went from genuinely awesome to completely nonsensical. So you're only questioning the lightsabre thing now, but odds are you probably didn't care for the partially-eaten-doughnut-spaceship that opened The Phantom Menace from the moment you saw it.

*note that Michael Bay is but one egregious example of numerous directors who don't understand what's genuinely awesome.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #564 on: April 27, 2012, 02:31:05 pm »
You named your cat Dammit?

Well... yeah.  Mostly because she's a feisty puss, and when she gets playful she tends to go no holds barred.  It usually results in one of us saying "OW, dammit, cat!"   It just evolved to her name being Dammit.    She's a sweety though, when she wants to be.  When she was a kitten she was just as "I want to disembowel your hand" ish.

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« Reply #565 on: April 27, 2012, 02:33:26 pm »
D'Awww that's cute!
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« Reply #566 on: April 27, 2012, 02:40:37 pm »
Yeah.  You've never heard the word "Dammit" said quite so lovingly as it is in my house. :)

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #568 on: April 29, 2012, 01:00:51 pm »
Spectacular wig is spectacular.
 
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« Reply #569 on: April 30, 2012, 02:57:37 am »