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Title: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on June 17, 2012, 06:58:17 pm
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?176953-Bath-Salts-A-modern-form-of-Demon-Possession

They haven't had a thread this crazy in a long time. So far, I've seen someone claim the real reason why you shouldn't drink sea water is because it makes you hallucinate and opens you up to demons, not because it's dehydrate you (although a few sane-ish members corrected them), and members claiming the modern fascination with demons, vampires, and zombies is a sign of the end times.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Her3tiK on June 17, 2012, 07:06:08 pm
Oh gods, the stupid...
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I'm going to let my imagination run wild a little here...there's going to be famine during the tribulation. Probably worldwide. In Israel during Jeremiah's time, things were so bad that cannabism was not unknown (Jeremiah 19:9). If it happened then, it can happen again. Is this drug, known for giving people cannabalistic tendencies, going to play a part at this time?
Of all the typos you could make in a drug related thread... hahahaha
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Auri-El on June 17, 2012, 07:30:54 pm
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o


Also,
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Societies recent obsession with the undead, zombies is the flavor of the moment + psychoactive drug that inhibits rational thinking and reasoning, amplifies emotional impulse, while wrecking general havoc and destruction of the mind of the user = drug crazed cannibals.


Society's "obsession" with undead is hardly recent. Stories of zombies date to at least early medieval periods, IIRC, even if they haven't always been called zombies.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Her3tiK on June 17, 2012, 08:06:14 pm
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o


Also,
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Societies recent obsession with the undead, zombies is the flavor of the moment + psychoactive drug that inhibits rational thinking and reasoning, amplifies emotional impulse, while wrecking general havoc and destruction of the mind of the user = drug crazed cannibals.


Society's "obsession" with undead is hardly recent. Stories of zombies date to at least early medieval periods, IIRC, even if they haven't always been called zombies.
One could argue that RR has an obsession with a certain undead "savior".
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: ironbite on June 17, 2012, 08:50:28 pm
.....oh look something that causes my brain to run away in horror.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on June 17, 2012, 11:20:26 pm
Someone should convince RR that water allows demons into the body.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Morgenleoht on June 18, 2012, 02:31:02 am
And demons can possess you through food...  ;D
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: DrFishcake on June 18, 2012, 04:51:33 am
This room is full of everyone who is surprised at this.

(http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x347/NothingPants/A.jpg)
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Her3tiK on June 18, 2012, 02:37:48 pm
This room is full of everyone who is surprised at this.

<snip>
That's a lot of shocked ninjas.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: DrFishcake on June 18, 2012, 02:59:57 pm
^ Fuck yeah'd.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Old Viking on June 18, 2012, 04:38:31 pm
I hope the RR's never find out about the demon-summoning power of room deodorizers.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: TigerHunter on June 18, 2012, 07:10:50 pm
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o
They're discussing the kind that are sold as a legal substitute for cocaine. Kinda like the "incense" that's sold as a legal substitute for pot.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Stormwarden on June 19, 2012, 03:04:15 am
A store called "Hot Stuff and Cool Things" here in WV got busted recently for stocking the stuff. So it's not legal in all states.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Auri-El on June 19, 2012, 04:13:42 am
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o
They're discussing the kind that are sold as a legal substitute for cocaine. Kinda like the "incense" that's sold as a legal substitute for pot.

Huh, learn something new every day.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: SpaceProg on June 19, 2012, 06:01:44 am
Demons, demons, demons... why can't people just be crazy drug fiends without throwing demons into the mix?  I swear, all the talk of demons makes me picture some ancient prehistoric tribe running from some natural phenomena because 'DEMONS!!!'
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: shykid on June 19, 2012, 07:28:56 am
Rapture Ready is starting to become indistinguishable from Ministering Deliverance (aka Leviathon Land), the one place so bugfuck crazy that it used to make RR look sane in comparison.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: SpaceProg on June 19, 2012, 07:44:46 am
I dunno... MD's posts sound a LOT like some peoples weird hallucinations, drug trips, or night terrors.  You'd have to go pretty far into Demon Land to equal them.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Atavist on June 20, 2012, 12:38:00 am
RR needs this whole thing to be caused by demons. Their entire belief system is based on god calling them home before the worse comes. The more they can justify that demons are causing the horrible events in the world, the more obvious it is, to them, that god must be coming soon.
If they start thinking that events are caused by chemical intake, previous psychological conditions, historical inertia, and the thousand other factors that go into creating any event or situation, then maybe god can be questioned also. And that is something they are too afraid to contemplate. It would cause their fabricated world view to come crashing down around them.

I can't believe I was ever caught up in that crap. :-[

Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Rime on June 20, 2012, 07:57:31 pm
It's as much their desire to believe in magic so they can hope to be worthy to wield "divine power"  or at the very least believe they're being protected by an invisible magic shield erected by their "Creator" because they're so special to Him.  I don't know much about bath salts, but jumping to the conclusion that it's some sort of magic powder that turns you into a undead cannibal is wilful ignorance.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: SpaceProg on June 20, 2012, 11:38:57 pm
No, it's simply a crazy chemical mixture that makes your brain go wonky.

Of course, mental illness was once widely considered demon possession of some kind.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Thejebusfire on June 21, 2012, 02:51:46 am
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I think the zombie and vampire movies/cable shows have something to do with this too. Violent and sexual images are seared into the brain cells and the drugs bring them out any which way.

Yeah, darn that Bella Lugosi and his evil vampire movies!
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: DrFishcake on June 25, 2012, 05:43:14 am
I really can't be bothered going through the whole RR thread but has anyone blamed the surge in bath salts on gay marriage? I need that one for my RR bingo card.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: rookie on June 26, 2012, 08:17:28 am
Nope, sorry. Bath salts, non prescription drugs in general, allow demonic possession to happen. That is it. And when someone disagreed, this happened:
"Folks this thread has devolved into subjective reasoning and posturing that's not advancing the discussion in an edifying manner. The topic is "sin sick" anyway and as such we're closing the thread under rule 2. "

Someone used a website (instead of the bible) to say drugs are bad in their own right, demons not withstanding. I'm glad to see RR hasn't changed.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: MadCatTLX on July 16, 2012, 09:22:22 pm
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o
They're discussing the kind that are sold as a legal substitute for cocaine. Kinda like the "incense" that's sold as a legal substitute for pot.

There were some kids at my school that tried smoking regular bath salts, like the stuff you put in a bath. I'm not sure how they smoked it, but they may very well used one of the bongs "water tobacco pipes" in their collection.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on July 16, 2012, 10:06:34 pm
I think a kid at my school tried to snort Sharpies once.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: rookie on July 20, 2012, 12:29:56 pm

There were some kids at my school that tried smoking regular bath salts, like the stuff you put in a bath. I'm not sure how they smoked it, but they may very well used one of the bongs "water tobacco pipes" in their collection.

Put it in a spoon, hold the lighter under the spoon. Then, when it starts to smoke, using a straw/rolled up bill/whatever start sucking the smoke in. It's called "Chasing the Dragon". A bong might work, but I'm not sure what would happen when any smoke produced interacts with the water.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Vypernight on July 20, 2012, 04:15:31 pm
Off topic, but I just sent my friend (who takes his Christianity VERY seriously but is also open-minded) a link to RR, and he's going to try joining.  I can't wait to see how this goes!
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: starseeker on July 20, 2012, 06:03:40 pm
Off topic, but I just sent my friend (who takes his Christianity VERY seriously but is also open-minded) a link to RR, and he's going to try joining.  I can't wait to see how this goes!
Banned within a week I bet.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Vypernight on July 20, 2012, 07:12:36 pm
I give him 2 days max.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: SpaceProg on July 20, 2012, 07:29:05 pm
Depends on how quick the mods find something 'wrong' with what he said and all leap on him with the third-degree.  I think the mods are a hive mind... it's weird to see them all in unison like that.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on July 21, 2012, 04:38:35 am
Depends on how quick the mods find something 'wrong' with what he said and all leap on him with the third-degree.  I think the mods are a hive mind... it's weird to see them all in unison like that.

I suspect that the mods are really all the same person, and that they are just going under different names to give the illusion of multiple opinions.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: shykid on July 21, 2012, 05:02:27 am
Or maybe they're a legit hivemind.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on July 21, 2012, 02:18:19 pm
Or maybe they're a legit hivemind.

Well, there's no doubt that Rapture Ready is a cult.

Holy shit, I just got an idea for a new SCP...
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: shykid on July 21, 2012, 03:22:52 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA, SHARE.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: DrFishcake on July 21, 2012, 04:00:39 pm
Off topic, but I just sent my friend (who takes his Christianity VERY seriously but is also open-minded) a link to RR, and he's going to try joining.  I can't wait to see how this goes!

Keep us posted! None of us stand any chance of infiltrating so this might be our only chance to get inside the RR end times compound.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: TigerHunter on July 21, 2012, 06:24:34 pm
Last time I signed up for RR, I got banned for pointing out that not all muslims are terrorists.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: SpaceProg on July 21, 2012, 06:48:14 pm
What's an SCP?
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Cerim Treascair on July 21, 2012, 06:51:16 pm
What's an SCP?

Here you go, see you in a month:  http://www.scp-wiki.net/
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: SpaceProg on July 21, 2012, 07:06:20 pm
Oh oh! That's that one with the chess playing automaton that was actually haunted by the ghosts of two girls and you scroll down and down and wtf.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: TigerHunter on July 21, 2012, 08:27:35 pm
Oh oh! That's that one with the chess playing automaton that was actually haunted by the ghosts of two girls and you scroll down and down and wtf.
Yep. Here's my favorite -
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-914
http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-914
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: shykid on July 23, 2012, 06:31:31 am
The pencil sharpener (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-585) that sharpened pencils apparently to the point of causing nuclear fission is still one of my favorites. I have a particular fondness for it because it's the first SCP I read.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: Vypernight on July 23, 2012, 06:58:42 am
Off topic, but I just sent my friend (who takes his Christianity VERY seriously but is also open-minded) a link to RR, and he's going to try joining.  I can't wait to see how this goes!

Keep us posted! None of us stand any chance of infiltrating so this might be our only chance to get inside the RR end times compound.
I will as he keeps me posted.  This should be interesting because, while he does take his faith seriously, he's open-minded and even critical of his own book.

I'm still giving him only a couple of days from when he signs up.
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: the_ignored on August 23, 2012, 06:43:29 am
Somebody should acquaint them with the work of this Manga artist (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JunjiIto) (picture on TV tropes page is not really safe for work, by the way).

I'm sure they'd find some way to hook demons into that.  Or...this is what the end-times are going to be like or something...

Forgot:  Does anyone here remember that the Prophecy Fellowship Forums (http://prophecyfellowship.org/index/) that started as a splinter group from RR?
Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: niam2023 on September 05, 2012, 07:25:00 pm
YoU ArE NOt NoTicInG AnYTHIng diFFeRenT In HuMAN CaLlEd NiAm's PoStS

I aM nOt a DEMON pOsSeSsiNG HiM oR AnYtHiNG.

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Title: Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
Post by: StallChaser on September 07, 2012, 06:50:20 am
YoU ArE NOt NoTicInG AnYTHIng diFFeRenT In HuMAN CaLlEd NiAm's PoStS

I aM nOt a DEMON pOsSeSsiNG HiM oR AnYtHiNG.

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Seems legit.

There's a very good reason demons show up so often with fundies.  Demons are perfect for those moments
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