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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1200 on: June 06, 2017, 01:18:03 am »
Not to mention, one's a metaphor and the other is not only literal but something he actually did. So even if Nixon was referring to punching marijuana in the vagina, it's not exactly equivalent to Trump's comment.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1201 on: June 06, 2017, 03:29:40 am »
Given that you tend to smoke Marijuana or eat it - punching them in the mouth is much more likely. I mean even if you were going for a marijuana suppository you would probably stick it up your arse rather than your cunt.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1202 on: June 06, 2017, 05:32:41 am »
Also, the president who used the campaign slogan "they can't lick our Dick" does not seem like a man who intentionally makes double entendres.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1203 on: June 06, 2017, 07:38:42 am »
Yeah, but he would start a drug war based on massive amounts of racism.
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« Reply #1204 on: June 06, 2017, 08:49:38 am »
Also, the president who used the campaign slogan "they can't lick our Dick" does not seem like a man who intentionally makes double entendres.

That's... Actually funny. Licking dicks is something that, in both senses of the word, people actually do. It's sex (whatever Nixon might insist to the contrary); your partner is cooperating, and you've got the time to arrange yourselves on the bed to reach it.

Hitting people in the puss, however, is *way* more commonly used to refer to mouths. If you want to attack someone's gonads, it's a lot easier to kick them. Punching a pussy means punching very low, which is ackward unless you've been specifically trained in hand to hand combat.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1205 on: June 06, 2017, 09:33:04 am »
Or if you're very, very short.
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« Reply #1206 on: June 06, 2017, 10:13:01 am »
Or if you're very, very short.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1207 on: June 06, 2017, 04:56:53 pm »
So the Trump Administration has given the go-ahead for Comny to testify in court on Thursday.  All well and good.  The Orange Piss Pot has also said he's not staying off twitter during the testimony.

Let me say that again.  He will be live tweeting the testimony.

Ironbite-I'm surprised he's got any lawyers left at this point.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1208 on: June 06, 2017, 05:26:23 pm »
Sigh the cynical part of me is saying that Comey will say nothing of substance or that Trump did not try to obstruct justice of any kind.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1209 on: June 06, 2017, 08:28:03 pm »
Sigh the cynical part of me is saying that Comey will say nothing of substance or that Trump did not try to obstruct justice of any kind.

Have I mentioned my Washington Post subscription?

Something tells me that this will be legened-wait for it-dary! Legendary.

Flippancy aside, there will be headlines.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1210 on: June 07, 2017, 01:01:28 am »
So the Trump Administration has given the go-ahead for Comny to testify in court on Thursday.  All well and good.  The Orange Piss Pot has also said he's not staying off twitter during the testimony.

Let me say that again.  He will be live tweeting the testimony.

Ironbite-I'm surprised he's got any lawyers left at this point.

I follow Trump on FB out of horrified curiousity. He claimed that mainstream media is "trying to prevent him from using social media" but that he would continue personally delivering the truth to the American people through Twitter...

First of all,  it's his own staff that is begging him not to use Twitter. Second,  this is yet another shot to discredit the media because he doesn't want his fans to find out the truth.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1211 on: June 07, 2017, 01:14:42 am »
Wow, Trump asked another intelligence official to obstruct the fbi investigation of possible collusion behind closed doors?
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1212 on: June 07, 2017, 03:00:13 am »
The world is a very strange place. Trump blocking people on Twitter might be unconstitutional...

https://qz.com/999912/columbia-universitys-free-speech-experts-argue-that-when-trump-blocks-twitter-followers-he-violates-the-constitution/?utm_source=qzfb

And in other Trump-News: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/6/7/15751336/fbi-trump-russia-comey-trump-flynn

When the police discover a crime but aren't sure if they can report it the usual way because they are worried that the authorities are in on the crime or otherwise corrupt things are bad. When the FBI can't be sure if they can report a crime by the president because the attorney general might be in on it too things are really, REALLY bad.
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"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1213 on: June 07, 2017, 05:01:47 pm »
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You know what, I-I-I've never seen hatred like this, and to me they're not even people. It's so, so sad, and I mean morality is just gone, um, morals have flown out the window, we deserve so much better than this as a country and, you know, it's so sad. You see the Democratic Party, they're imploding, they're imploding. They have no message, you see the head of the DNC who's a total whackjob, there's no leadership there, and so what do they do? They become obstructionist because they have no message of their own, they have no solid candidates of their own, they lost the election they should have won because they spent seven times the amount of money that my father spent. They have no message, so what do they try and do? They try and obstruct a great man, they try and obstruct his family, they come after us viciously, and it's truly, truly horrible.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1214 on: June 07, 2017, 05:22:31 pm »
Tl;dr version. Conservative says "fuck the poor. Give us all the money!"