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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #750 on: June 04, 2012, 08:38:06 pm »
Granted. They catch fire, and the smoke blinds you for life.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my USB.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #751 on: June 04, 2012, 10:04:02 pm »
Granted. You remembered it, and it's filled with a virus that infects all the computers it's plugged into with child porn.

I wish I could make sense of these short stories my English teacher has assigned us.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #752 on: June 04, 2012, 10:04:38 pm »
Granted, but they're all secretly written by her and are about her sex life.

I wish that I wasn't so thirsty.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #753 on: June 04, 2012, 10:06:33 pm »
Granted. You die of water toxicity.

I wish my teachers would stop assigning busy work to waste our time.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #754 on: June 05, 2012, 12:01:10 am »
Wish granted.  The class doesn't have busywork.  Hell, the class doesn't teach anything.

I wish I had a pool I could skinnydip in whenever I want.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #755 on: June 05, 2012, 01:25:39 am »
Granted, but it's full of piranhas.

I wish B-man didn't have to swim with piranhas in the nuddy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #756 on: June 05, 2012, 06:45:32 am »
Granted. He gets a 1900-style swimming outfit. (The fish stay.)

I wish Godzilla was real and he was a good guy like he was in the latter half of the Shōwa era.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #757 on: June 05, 2012, 06:58:22 pm »
Granted, but he causes shit tons of collateral damage.

I wish that I had an infinite amount of beer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #758 on: June 05, 2012, 08:40:32 pm »
Granted. It arrivers on fire.

I wish Scott Walker would die in a fire.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #759 on: June 05, 2012, 11:26:21 pm »
Granted. It is in one of the most tragic city-wide fires in the history of humanity.

I wish I could magic myself to twenty years ago.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #760 on: June 06, 2012, 12:24:52 pm »
Granted. Cue the Dahaka.

I wish I could say, "My soul is wrought of terra corrupt" in public without being laughed at.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #761 on: June 06, 2012, 12:32:38 pm »
Granted, but when you say it your pants fall down and your penis shrivels to 1/8 of its current size. Permanently. Nobody laughs at you though.

I wish my sleeping patterns weren't completely fucked right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #762 on: June 06, 2012, 02:32:44 pm »
Granted. They will resume being completely effed up in a minute.

I wish we had gotten Half-Minute Hero 2.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #763 on: June 06, 2012, 02:37:20 pm »
Granted. It fails commercially and the studio closes as a result.

I wish I didn't have to look up references to games I never played.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #764 on: June 06, 2012, 02:44:26 pm »
(Note: Maybe I should've phrased the wish better: it's out in Japan, but nowhere else)

Granted. Your brain explodes due to information overload.

I wish I could 1CC King of Fighters XIII on Very Hard difficulty.
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