Author Topic: Wishes Will Be Corrupted  (Read 364776 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline rookie

  • Miscreant, petty criminal, and all around nice guy
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2200
  • Gender: Male
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1290 on: December 24, 2012, 02:02:25 pm »
Granted. And it's a heluva nice gun. Best on the market. Of course you have no clear idea how to use it.

I wish I could draw more than just stick figures.
The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

Offline Auggziliary

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1185
  • Gender: Female
  • Queen of the birdies
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1291 on: December 24, 2012, 02:19:47 pm »
Granted. And it's a heluva nice gun. Best on the market. Of course you have no clear idea how to use it.

I wish I could draw more than just stick figures.

Granted. You can draw stick figures with party hats.

I wish I didn't have braces.
BITCHES! YOU BITCHES! Killing me won't bring back your God damn honey!

Offline dpareja

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 5680
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1292 on: December 24, 2012, 02:22:22 pm »
Granted. Your orthodontics are decidedly more extensive.

I wish there was an evening train tomorrow back from where my relatives live.
Quote from: Jordan Duram
It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3615
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1293 on: December 24, 2012, 02:34:49 pm »
Granted. You miss it by six seconds, though.

I wish for people to staff my moon base.
Σא

Offline R. U. Sirius

  • He Who Must Be Smooched By Cute FSTDT Forumgirls
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2896
  • Gender: Male
  • Just look at me. Who could distrust this face?
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1294 on: December 24, 2012, 08:05:48 pm »
Granted. They're all scatophiles who lust after you.

I wish steampunk science worked in real life.
http://www.gofundme.com/kw5o78
My GoFundMe campaign. Donations are greatly appreciated.

http://imgur.com/user/RUSirius1/submitted
My Imgur account. Upvotes always appreciated

If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

Art Vandelay

  • Guest
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1295 on: December 25, 2012, 04:46:03 am »
Granted. Turns out the human body is an extremely finely tuned system that's evolved around the laws of normal science. Everyone instantly drops dead thanks to you fucking up the fundamental laws of science. Good job.

I wish it wasn't so humid.

Offline Zygarde

  • Black trans queen of FQA
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2784
  • Fuck trees, I climb clouds, motherfucker!'
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1296 on: December 25, 2012, 11:57:38 am »
Granted its not fantastically hot


I wish I had enough time to read all the books I got for Christmas. 

Offline Captain Jack Harkness

  • Petter, Brony, and All-Around Cartoon Addict
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2868
  • Gender: Male
  • Or as a friend calls him, Captain Jack Hotness!
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1297 on: December 25, 2012, 12:56:13 pm »
Wish granted.  You have all the time in the world.  You and your books are trapped in an empty, timeless void for the rest of eternity.  Oh, you can't die now, but you CAN feel the effects of hunger and thirst just because I'm a sadistic fuck.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
My friend's blog.  Check it out!

I blame/credit The Doctor with inspiring my name change.

Offline Julian

  • Pope
  • ****
  • Posts: 275
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1298 on: December 25, 2012, 02:45:33 pm »
Granted, but the corruption involves you being sodomised by every garden tool in the shed.

It's a big shed.

I wish, the NRA when promoting their "swallow a spider" cure for swallowing a fly, were forced to be marched everywhere at gunpoint.

Offline Captain Jack Harkness

  • Petter, Brony, and All-Around Cartoon Addict
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2868
  • Gender: Male
  • Or as a friend calls him, Captain Jack Hotness!
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1299 on: December 25, 2012, 03:20:49 pm »
Wish granted.  Congratulations! You're now a proud member of the NRA!  Hell, you're now the only member of the NRA now!  Enjoy being marched everywhere at gunpoint!

I wish Legends of the Hidden Temple and other Nickelodeon game shows would come back, even if only in syndication.
My friend's blog.  Check it out!

I blame/credit The Doctor with inspiring my name change.

Offline Julian

  • Pope
  • ****
  • Posts: 275
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1300 on: December 25, 2012, 04:01:54 pm »
Granted, but they've been overrun by Disney, so it's hosted by Mickey Mouse and only allows Big Brother rejects as contestants. The winners get a Jar Jar Binks doll.

I wish people could draw parallels between how the Santa myths grew, and those of the religion they zealotically follow...



Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3615
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1301 on: December 26, 2012, 09:43:07 am »
Granted. Every religious zealot becomes a Santa worshipper, they behead people for saying that he doesn't exist.

I wish we had nicer weather.
Σא

Offline R. U. Sirius

  • He Who Must Be Smooched By Cute FSTDT Forumgirls
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2896
  • Gender: Male
  • Just look at me. Who could distrust this face?
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1302 on: December 26, 2012, 09:46:15 am »
Granted, but you have explosive diahrrea and projectile vomiting, so you can't enjoy it.

I wish for a movie involving Natalie Portman meeting up with all of her counterparts from movies she's played in and having a huge Portman orgy.
http://www.gofundme.com/kw5o78
My GoFundMe campaign. Donations are greatly appreciated.

http://imgur.com/user/RUSirius1/submitted
My Imgur account. Upvotes always appreciated

If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

Offline Julian

  • Pope
  • ****
  • Posts: 275
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1303 on: December 26, 2012, 10:45:01 am »
Granted, but the only camera angle you have access to is focussed on Jar Jar Binks' butthole... The sound boom is on super loud.

I wish I hadn't gone there!

Offline R. U. Sirius

  • He Who Must Be Smooched By Cute FSTDT Forumgirls
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2896
  • Gender: Male
  • Just look at me. Who could distrust this face?
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1304 on: December 26, 2012, 11:10:38 am »
Granted. You went into Jar-Jar Binks' butthole physically.

I wish for a talking cat.
http://www.gofundme.com/kw5o78
My GoFundMe campaign. Donations are greatly appreciated.

http://imgur.com/user/RUSirius1/submitted
My Imgur account. Upvotes always appreciated

If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.