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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1770 on: July 08, 2013, 01:30:52 pm »
Granted,but the Friends on the Other Side drag you into a voodoo shadow dimension to be tortured.

I wish for the powers of Primus and Unicorn combined.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1771 on: July 08, 2013, 03:06:05 pm »
Granted,but the Friends on the Other Side drag you into a voodoo shadow dimension to be tortured.

I wish for the powers of Primus and Unicorn combined.
Granted, but you're weaker than Primus because you're brought down by being part Unicorn ;D

I wish to have this wish granted without corruption.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1772 on: July 08, 2013, 03:54:30 pm »
Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish every real-world skill had an rpg-style experience bar I could see fill up as I practice it.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1773 on: July 08, 2013, 04:18:07 pm »
Granted but all of your stats are now set to zero and now you have to level up again.


I wish I had the ability to shoot lasers from my finger tips that or a pie either one is fine.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1774 on: July 08, 2013, 05:27:08 pm »
Granted, but the multiple wishes confused the wish-mechanism and now you shoot pies from your fingertips.

I wish I had control over which TV shows stayed on the air & which ones get cancelled.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1775 on: July 08, 2013, 05:35:34 pm »
Granted. Your control consists of anything you enjoy automatically being cancelled, while anything you hate is put into endless syndication.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1776 on: July 08, 2013, 05:45:10 pm »
Granted. You're able to teleport a distance of exactly two inches to your left.

I wish that this movie would be made.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1777 on: July 08, 2013, 05:46:05 pm »
Granted. Everyone involved in the production is shot by militant Christians.

I wish people would start actually living by the Golden Rule.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1778 on: July 08, 2013, 05:49:59 pm »
Granted, but people start taking the rule a bit too literally. Suicidal people turn into mass murderers, people who are into BDSM randomly start abusing and/or submitting to people on the street, anyone with a sore back will randomly give massages to passing strangers, individuals go broke giving their life savings to everyone around them and society slowly crumbles.

I wish people in real life randomly broke out into song and dance numbers.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1779 on: July 08, 2013, 05:56:37 pm »
Granted. A pilot of a commercial flight leaves his seat during landing to start singing and dancing. The plane crashes into the airport terminal and kills several hundred people.

I wish the billions of dollars thrown into cancer research actually produced a cure.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1780 on: July 08, 2013, 06:02:52 pm »
Granted, but it has a 99.9% fatality rate.

I wish to train in kung fu with actual shaolin monks.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1781 on: July 08, 2013, 06:08:40 pm »
Granted. On your first day of training, one of the monks accidentally severely injures you, leaving you permanently crippled. From then on, you're unable to practice kung-fu again.

I wish I got to meet my great-grandfather before he died.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1782 on: July 08, 2013, 07:01:23 pm »
Granted,but you are never born.

I wish for evil magic voodoo powers capable of destroying all who oppose me.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1783 on: July 08, 2013, 07:03:51 pm »
Granted. In a moment of self-reflection, you realise your greatest enemy is yourself and are promptly destroyed.

I wish for the ability to make everyone convinced everything I say is deeply wise.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1784 on: July 08, 2013, 07:10:54 pm »
Granted. In a moment of self-reflection, you realise your greatest enemy is yourself and are promptly destroyed.

I wish for the ability to make everyone convinced everything I say is deeply wise.
Granted, but it's extremely stupid in actuality, so you doom people.

I wish for the ability to not have a blister on my finger right now.
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