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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #285 on: January 31, 2012, 10:21:57 am »
Granted, you have thousands of dollars worth of coupons, redeemable for all the cloths you could ever want.

I really don't see the corruption here, that's actually just as good.

And Glados, granted. You have all the test subjects you could ever want. Unfortunately for you they're super intelligent monkeys who hold a grudge and are currently planning an escape.

I wish I could take a nap on a beach.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #286 on: January 31, 2012, 11:36:01 am »
Granted, but the beach is in Pakistan and frequently visited by violent transphobic fundies.

I wish I had a +5 Longsword of Slay Anything in One Hit.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #287 on: January 31, 2012, 12:36:55 pm »
Wish granted.  Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds!

I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #288 on: February 01, 2012, 01:43:33 am »
Granted, you have thousands of dollars worth of coupons, redeemable for all the cloths you could ever want.

I really don't see the corruption here, that's actually just as good.

I assumed you meant clothes, so instead you can only buy cloths as per your supposed typo. If not though, it seems you got a free, uncorrupted wish.

Anyway, granted, but the beans have all been burned. Enjoy!

I wish I still had something left in my corn chips stash.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #289 on: February 01, 2012, 02:55:02 am »
Wish granted.  You have stale corn chips.

I wish we had free cable at my house.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #290 on: February 01, 2012, 03:39:12 am »
Granted but there is a power glitch in the cable. It starts a fire and your house burns down.

I wish for a fibreboard carton filled with rabid, face biting weasels. (It's a Weird Al thing...)
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« Reply #291 on: February 01, 2012, 03:45:23 am »
Wish granted.  They immediately maul your face off.

I wish I had a real horse/pony.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #292 on: February 01, 2012, 05:14:13 am »
Granted, it now lives in your house and shits and pisses all over your stuff.

I wish for money.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #293 on: February 01, 2012, 08:35:56 am »
Granted. You get one hundred trillion dollars in Monopoly money, and two hundred billion dollars in Game of Life money.

I wish apartment hunting was not such a pain.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #294 on: February 02, 2012, 03:08:55 am »
Granted - you make use of the services of the Easyfind Apartment Letting Agency. It takes them 5 minutes to find your ideal apartment. You move in, unaware of the radioactive spores that have diffused in from the bionuclear research lab that occupies the rest of the building. It takes you two years to die a sublimely painful death - but the rent is cheap.

I wish for a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #295 on: February 02, 2012, 07:21:01 am »
Granted - you make use of the services of the Easyfind Apartment Letting Agency. It takes them 5 minutes to find your ideal apartment. You move in, unaware of the radioactive spores that have diffused in from the bionuclear research lab that occupies the rest of the building. It takes you two years to die a sublimely painful death - but the rent is cheap.
Well, obviously, they didn’t find my ideal apartment, since my ideal apartment specifically is non-radioactive. :P

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #296 on: February 03, 2012, 06:38:05 pm »
Wish granted.  Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds!

I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.

Granted. However, it contains a fatal dose of caffeine.

I wish that I could crush the testicles of others using only the power of my mind.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #297 on: February 03, 2012, 06:50:38 pm »
Wish granted.  Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds!

I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.

Granted. However, it contains a fatal dose of caffeine.

I wish that I could crush the testicles of others using only the power of my mind.

Wish granted.  You're now in a coma and unable to interact with the rest of the world mentally. (Note: I first read that as tentacles.)

I wish that we didn't have to worry about this damned snow here.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #298 on: February 03, 2012, 08:51:04 pm »
Wish granted.  Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds!

I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.

Granted. However, it contains a fatal dose of caffeine.

I wish that I could crush the testicles of others using only the power of my mind.

Wish granted.  You're now in a coma and unable to interact with the rest of the world mentally. (Note: I first read that as tentacles.)

I wish that we didn't have to worry about this damned snow here.

Granted. It's 200 degrees outside. Celsius.

I wish I had a battle-axe, and could legally use it on anyone I wanted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #299 on: February 03, 2012, 08:57:32 pm »
Wish granted.  Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds!

I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.

Granted. However, it contains a fatal dose of caffeine.

I wish that I could crush the testicles of others using only the power of my mind.

Wish granted.  You're now in a coma and unable to interact with the rest of the world mentally. (Note: I first read that as tentacles.)

I wish that we didn't have to worry about this damned snow here.

Granted. It's 200 degrees outside. Celsius.

I wish I had a battle-axe, and could legally use it on anyone I wanted.

Wish granted.  You have a rusty and dull hafling battle axe now.

I wish I had all my homework done this instant.
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