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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #345 on: February 09, 2012, 09:55:55 am »
Granted, instead it was hijacked and flown to Cuba. Those worthies disappeared into the mists of historic mystery.

I wish cat litter did not taste so bad.
Granted, it tastes delicious and you get addicted to it. Its main ingredient is now uranium-235.
Granted, I wish to confuse you.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #346 on: February 09, 2012, 10:18:02 am »
Granted, instead it was hijacked and flown to Cuba. Those worthies disappeared into the mists of historic mystery.
So do we still get “American Pie,” then?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #347 on: February 09, 2012, 10:57:43 am »
Granted, he wished for another wish. That, too, was granted but the result was most disappointing.

I wish that balsamic vinegar was not quite so balsamic.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #348 on: February 10, 2012, 01:49:00 am »
Granted. It's laxative instead.

I wish for um... You know what? Surprise me.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #349 on: February 10, 2012, 08:48:43 am »
Wish granted. The surprise gives you a heart attack.

I wish I could teleport.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #350 on: February 10, 2012, 10:25:11 am »
Wish granted. The surprise gives you a heart attack.

I wish I could teleport.
Granted. It only works when you aren't trying to use it.

I wish I had a riding dog big enough to carry me around, and fast enough to get me to work via the highway!  ;D

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #351 on: February 10, 2012, 01:33:35 pm »
Wish granted.  You can't steer him.

I wish I could astral project, and possibly even enter people's minds ala Psychonauts.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #352 on: February 10, 2012, 08:17:11 pm »
Granted. You get trapped in my mind and are promptly send insane by the constant barrage of whipped out wangs and obscure video game and Youtube references.

I wish I had more money.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #353 on: February 10, 2012, 08:43:44 pm »
Granted. You get a pile of Monopoly money.

I wish I could control the outcome of dice rolls.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #354 on: February 11, 2012, 12:00:45 am »
Granted. You get a pile of Monopoly money.

I wish I could control the outcome of dice rolls.
Granted, but the dice have to be made from your own bones.
I wish I had a blue duck.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #355 on: February 11, 2012, 12:30:00 am »
Granted, and you have a set of permanent blue balls to go with it.

I wish I could walk on my hands.

Edit: Misread your wish, but I'm keeping the same corruption.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #356 on: February 11, 2012, 03:15:05 am »
Edit: Misread your wish, but I'm keeping the same corruption.
You weren't the only one.

In any case: Granted, but you can't walk on your feet any more.

I wish I was omnipotent (good luck corrupting that one).

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #357 on: February 11, 2012, 03:23:09 am »
Granted. You make a rock so heavy you cannot lift it, and disappear from existence in a poof of logic.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #358 on: February 11, 2012, 03:30:40 am »
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I wish I could walk on my hooves.

In any case: Granted, but you can't walk on your hooves any more.

Thanks for completely mangling that, Google Ponify App!

Wish granted.  He's a zombie that singlehandedly starts the zombie apocalypse.

I wish I had a new hard drive.  Preferrably 1 TB minimum.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #359 on: February 11, 2012, 12:31:28 pm »
Granted, and you have a set of permanent blue balls to go with it.

I wish I could walk on my hands.

Edit: Misread your wish, but I'm keeping the same corruption.
I laughed my ass off at the corruption. S'all good.  ;D


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I wish I could walk on my hooves.

In any case: Granted, but you can't walk on your hooves any more.

Thanks for completely mangling that, Google Ponify App!

Wish granted.  He's a zombie that singlehandedly starts the zombie apocalypse.

I wish I had a new hard drive.  Preferrably 1 TB minimum.
Granted. It's 50 yottabytes, and from a future that no longer uses any of our current forms of connection. It's usable in about 110 years. And then, it will run as slow as molasses.

I wish I had a green duck::)

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