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Veras
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I aim to misbehave
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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Reply #2745 on:
May 11, 2019, 08:19:25 pm »
Granted, but nothing is ever really worth waiting for anyway.
I wish my cold would go away.
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Kanzenkankaku
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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May 12, 2019, 01:12:42 am »
granted, but you get the flu instead :^)
I wish anime were real.
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Art Vandelay
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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May 12, 2019, 01:30:26 am »
Granted. You and everyone else gets raped by various cephalopods on an hourly basis. Thanks for that.
I wish for omnipotence (for myself, specifically).
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Kanzenkankaku
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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May 12, 2019, 01:39:41 am »
granted, but every last deranged and fucked up thought any human has ever had now courses through your neurons and you have gained a level of psychosis never before seen from the constant exposure to it.
I wish I was wwe womens tag team champion.
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ironbite
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Stuck in the middle with you.
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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Reply #2749 on:
May 12, 2019, 04:04:29 pm »
Granted. Your partner is Eva Marie.
Ironbite-I wish I had 100 fish.
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Skybison
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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Reply #2750 on:
May 13, 2019, 01:12:07 am »
Granted 100 Candiru become lodged in your urethra
I wish Sasquatches were real
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Eiki-mun
der Löwe aus Mitternacht
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On the fields of Breitenfeld.
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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Reply #2751 on:
May 13, 2019, 01:54:08 am »
Granted. It turns out the only big thing about them was their feet and they're only about four feet tall. Really disappointing.
I wish someone would pay off all my debts.
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Art Vandelay
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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May 13, 2019, 03:52:35 am »
Granted, but they expect you to pay them back for it at an even more exorbitant interest rate.
I wish all of my immediate plans would succeed.
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Random Gal
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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September 16, 2021, 01:49:31 am »
Granted. You were thinking about suicide at the time.
I wish my best friend lived in the same neighborhood as me, instead of on the other side of the continent.
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Kanzenkankaku
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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April 09, 2022, 03:21:08 am »
granted, both of youve both been relocated to a neighborhood that just flooded because of climate change.
i wish i had a superpower to always conjure money needed for anything i need.
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Tolpuddle Martyr
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April 13, 2022, 08:21:14 pm »
Granted, but you're the last human being on Earth and its utility is limited to doorstops and insulation.
I wish fundies could think critically.
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