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Offline Jack Bauer

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #630 on: April 30, 2012, 04:05:12 am »
Granted, but you choose to mosh in an underwater mosh pit and - unlucky you - you don't have a SCUBA set or even an oh-so-lucky autographed snorkel - it has been stolen by the one nostrilled man with the Flock of Seagulls hairdo.

I wish for a trip to Peebles, or maybe Troon.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #631 on: May 04, 2012, 02:01:04 am »
Wish granted.  You get a trip to Mr. Peebles.  You're also Magilla Gorilla for some reason now.

I wish I had a well-paying job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #632 on: May 04, 2012, 05:25:19 am »
Granted, you're now a construction labourer. Have fun with that.

I wish I could consciously control my desires.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #633 on: May 04, 2012, 05:14:43 pm »
Wish granted.  You no longer have any desires to control.

I wish I could easily get an "A" in any class I ever took.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #634 on: May 04, 2012, 05:30:15 pm »
Quote from: B-Man on May 04, 2012, 05:14:43 pm
Wish granted.  You no longer have any desires to control.

I wish I could easily get an "A" in any class I ever took.

you get straight As, but you lose all job interviewing skills, so you never earn gainful employment.


i wish i was in total control of external circumstances at all times.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #635 on: May 04, 2012, 11:18:35 pm »
Granted, but you can no longer control your own bodily functions.

I wish that I could mentally bitchslap people who make pointless needless drama.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #636 on: May 04, 2012, 11:22:41 pm »
Granted, but whenever you do, it causes your testicles to be turned inside out.

I wish for some cheetos.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #637 on: May 05, 2012, 12:35:34 am »
Wish granted.  They're stale and rock hard.

I wish for an infinite supply of apple juice.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #638 on: May 05, 2012, 01:25:19 am »
Granted, due to the laws of physics, the formerly cold vacuum of space is replaced by infinite apple juice at infinite pressure. It instantly fuses under the force of said pressure, causing all of space to become one big infinitely sized star. Naturally, we all die in the process. Nice job, asshole.

I wish that getting old games running were easier.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #639 on: May 05, 2012, 10:11:27 am »
Granted. Old games run away at the mere thought of you. What do you mean, that's not what you meant?

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #640 on: May 05, 2012, 01:55:27 pm »
Wish granted.  You can't' live with the revelation and commit suicide.

I wish I was less sleepy
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #641 on: May 05, 2012, 02:19:13 pm »
Granted. You now have this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia. Have fun.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #642 on: May 05, 2012, 02:20:13 pm »
You wish for death for ninjaing me.

Ironbite-I wish TNA didn't suck so hard.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #643 on: May 06, 2012, 01:35:16 am »
Quote from: ironbite on May 05, 2012, 02:20:13 pm
You wish for death for ninjaing me.

Ironbite-I wish TNA didn't suck so hard.
Granted. This is achieved by all the good talent and production teams going to TNA, forcing all other professional wrestling organizations to fold. TNA, no have too many people to work with, promptly implodes.

I wish a second, amazingly good Avengers movie was already available for me to watch.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #644 on: May 06, 2012, 03:46:14 am »
Wish granted.  It's available for you wto watch, but you're banned from all theaters for life.  You'll have to wait a bit longer.

I wish I didn't have any debt.
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