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Art Vandelay

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #765 on: June 06, 2012, 02:51:10 pm »
Granted, but you can't control your bowels.

I wish I could write a hit broadway musical called "How Does Food Become Poo?"

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #766 on: June 06, 2012, 07:37:00 pm »
Granted, but it flops and you land in the poor house.

I wish that people weren't so demanding.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #767 on: June 06, 2012, 10:04:22 pm »
Granted. Now they just don’t tell you what they want at all and then get passive-aggressive when you can’t read their minds.

I wish it was the just and deserving cause that always one, instead of the one with the most money.
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« Reply #768 on: June 06, 2012, 10:11:21 pm »
Granted, but "one" is now a verb.

I wish E3 didn't suck this year.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #769 on: June 07, 2012, 12:55:04 pm »
Granted but all the games shown flop due to a poor fiscal year and the game industry experiences the second game crash similar  to the game crash of 83.


I wish that I could get a new airsoft riffle.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #770 on: June 07, 2012, 01:19:32 pm »
Granted, but it flops and you land in the poor house.
I said hit Broadway musical, genius.

Moving on, granted, but your urinary tract has been re-routed to your tear ducts. Have fun with that.

I wish it was morning already.

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« Reply #771 on: June 07, 2012, 05:51:21 pm »
Granted. It is always “already morning.” All the night owls of the world hate you for it.

I wish Saturn500’s corruption of my previous wish was a proper corruption of the wish itself rather than just picking on a typo in the writing of it.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #772 on: June 07, 2012, 07:02:23 pm »
Granted. You gain the ability to write a hit Broadway musical. However, you never decide to do so.

I wish for a duck.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #773 on: June 08, 2012, 09:10:28 pm »
Granted. Not only do you get a duck, but you get every "duck" that has ever been duck'd in Duck Duck Goose. You're drowning in duck duck duck.

I wish for fuck fuck fuck.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #774 on: June 08, 2012, 09:11:54 pm »
Granted, you now have prolapse prolapse prolapse.

I wish there wasn't so much washing up for me to do.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #775 on: June 08, 2012, 10:00:59 pm »
Granted, you have one utensil-it's a spork!

I wish for a time machine.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #776 on: June 08, 2012, 10:13:02 pm »
Granted, but it sends you to the absolute exact same point in space when you use it. Considering the rather motile nature of not only the earth but the entire universe, you may want to be careful with it. For example:


I wish I was rich and dead sexy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #777 on: June 08, 2012, 10:41:49 pm »
Granted. You are very popular among necrophilliacs.

I wish North Dakota would be wiped off the map.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #778 on: June 08, 2012, 10:43:57 pm »
Granted, now you've made the cartography community slightly confused. Good job.

I wish my bum wasn't so itchy.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #779 on: June 23, 2012, 01:33:21 pm »
Granted, your bum will never itch again because you no longer have one.

I wish a friends place didn't get robbed a few days ago.