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Offline Cataclysm

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #135 on: January 13, 2012, 12:27:53 am »
Granted. He nukes Iran, uses the 999 plan, bails out corporations, sends troops back to Iraq, makes same sex marriage illegal, bans abortion in all cases, gives the death penalty to marijuana users, makes you donate your kidney, and detains everyone on FSTDT forums indefinitely via NDAA.

I wish for chocolate that would clean your teeth when you eat it.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #136 on: January 13, 2012, 12:29:48 am »
Granted, but rinsing with water or milk will cause you to get cavities.

I wish I had some tasty lobster to eat.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #137 on: January 13, 2012, 04:55:19 am »
Granted, you get a highly aggressive giant lobster the size of an elephant with pincers half the size of refridgerators. But yes, it would be delicious if you could manage to kill and eat it somehow.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #138 on: January 13, 2012, 05:16:44 am »
Granted. But you forget to feed it one morning and when it gets hungry it eats you.

I wish I had some pie.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #139 on: January 13, 2012, 05:31:17 am »
Quote from: Random Guy on January 13, 2012, 04:55:19 am
Granted, you get a highly aggressive giant lobster the size of an elephant with pincers half the size of refridgerators. But yes, it would be delicious if you could manage to kill and eat it somehow.

Didn't I just finish watching this in Teenagers From Outer Space?
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #140 on: January 13, 2012, 04:13:31 pm »
Quote from: Jodie on January 13, 2012, 05:16:44 am
Granted. But you forget to feed it one morning and when it gets hungry it eats you.

I wish I had some pie.

Granted:  It was made in 1987 and has so much mould that it's a new lifeform in itself.  It attacks you and bakes you in a pie instead.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #141 on: January 13, 2012, 07:35:07 pm »
Granted, but they become so nice and saccharine that it gets on your nerves.

I wish I didn't have to wash my dishes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #142 on: January 13, 2012, 08:01:55 pm »
Granted, but you now have no food to dirty them.

I wish that I knew for sure what my plans this weekend were.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #143 on: January 13, 2012, 09:12:38 pm »
Granted, but you find that they are going to involve something boring.

I wish I had lots of money.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #144 on: January 14, 2012, 12:11:59 am »
Granted, you now have $10.  Hey, to some people that's a lot!  :P

I wish my teeth didn't ache.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #145 on: January 14, 2012, 12:29:08 am »
Granted, but they all fall out.

I wish that I could smack people who just run around willy nilly in object based multiplayer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #146 on: January 14, 2012, 05:10:28 am »
Granted, but they can smack you back as well and they hit harder

Wish I had a boyfriend  :(
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #147 on: January 14, 2012, 11:24:26 am »
Granted. You have a good friend who happens to be a boy.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #148 on: January 14, 2012, 12:48:15 pm »
That's not corrupted enough, give them an abusive boyfriend!

Granted, it falls and crushes you.

I wish I knew if woodchucks chucked wood.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #149 on: January 14, 2012, 12:54:43 pm »
Granted, but they now are chucking woof through all your windows.

I wish that I had a new book.
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