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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #870 on: August 01, 2012, 09:44:50 am »
Granted.  However, society collapses and legal tender money becomes worthless.

I wish that Fox News would stop lying and twisting the truth to fit their agenda.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #871 on: August 01, 2012, 08:15:30 pm »
Granted they silencing people to fit their agenda.

I wish I didn't throw up all that yummy pizza.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #872 on: August 01, 2012, 08:21:04 pm »
Wish granted.  You just get really bad and smelly diarrhea from it.

I wish I had more courage sometimes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #873 on: August 01, 2012, 08:34:52 pm »
Granted. The some times are all the wrong times, where discretion would be better called for.

I wish I liked green vegetables so that I could eat healthier.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #874 on: August 01, 2012, 09:27:12 pm »
Granted, you like green vegetables and start  to get healthier, then early onset Alzheimer's kick in and you forget what were you supposed to eat again.

I wish they found a cure for Alzheimer's. 
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #875 on: August 02, 2012, 06:50:14 pm »
Wish granted.  They only find it by studying your corpse.

I wish I could make a really clever wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #876 on: August 03, 2012, 12:16:34 am »
Wish granted.  They only find it by studying your corpse.

I wish I could make a really clever wish.
Granted. It's so clever, no one can corrupt it and you kill the thread.

I wish I had a scooter.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #877 on: August 03, 2012, 01:11:44 am »
Granted, but yours scooter doesn't have wheels.

I wish school would start back up sooner so I could stop doing administrative crap and just teach again.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #878 on: August 03, 2012, 05:12:10 am »
School starts back up sooner--in fact, it starts back up a month before today, and you've missed all of that time.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #879 on: August 03, 2012, 05:18:12 am »
Granted, but you're constipated for the next month.

I wish I possessed magical powers.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #880 on: August 03, 2012, 09:37:35 am »
Granted.  You have the power to grant wishes, however they are always corrupted.  Actually, that sounds kind of fun, maybe we should have a forum game about it?

I wish for a larger kitchen.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #881 on: August 03, 2012, 05:34:42 pm »
Granted. Your kitchen now takes up your entire living space. Whether or not you can stand the heat, you just can’t get out of the kitchen.

I wish for a non-corruptible wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #882 on: August 03, 2012, 05:45:46 pm »
Granted.  Your wish isn't corrupted, and the game is ruined.  Emotionally distraught by his sudden lack of ways to waste time, Art Vandelay does not focus on the road as he drives home this evening*, resulting in him hitting and killing the world's most adorable puppy.  He is arrested on reckless driving charges, and sentenced to three years in prison.  His absence from the boards starts a chain reaction resulting in serious personal problems for every single user.

And it's all YOUR FAULT!  I hope you're happy.

I wish the world's most adorable puppy would come back to life and Art Vandelay would get out of prison.


*If Art Vandelay does not have a car/drive, this wish also gives him a car and a need to drive
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #883 on: August 03, 2012, 06:36:43 pm »
He does. Said puppy bites him, and Art becomes a were-puppy.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #884 on: August 03, 2012, 07:54:23 pm »
Granted but now it has nothing to do and so it kills you


I wish I wasnt so tired.