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Offline Cataclysm

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #150 on: January 14, 2012, 01:27:30 pm »
Granted. It's so horrible that you rip your eyes out while reading it.

I wish the USA had Instant Runoff Voting.
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Quote from: Vene on February 03, 2012, 04:05:39 pm
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #151 on: January 16, 2012, 09:34:05 am »
Granted - IRV is implemented but there is a glitch in the system and everybody gets elected.

I wish the world economy was more rhubarb based.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #152 on: January 16, 2012, 06:31:33 pm »
Granted, but as soon as the rhubarb system is implemented rhubarbs all over the world disappear, causing world economy to irreparably and irretrievably collapse.

I wish for a nice golden sword.
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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #153 on: January 16, 2012, 06:34:42 pm »
Granted. During the night, Ron Paul breaks into your home and steals it. He leaves behind a fiat note with his signature and a trollface on it, with the words, "u mad bro?"

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #154 on: January 16, 2012, 07:24:56 pm »
Granted. You whisper to a dragon something it doesn't want to hear and it eats you

I wish the dragon would spit out Wytch's remains so we can have a funeral.
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Quote from: Vene on February 03, 2012, 04:05:39 pm
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #155 on: January 16, 2012, 09:11:21 pm »
Granted, but you piss of dragon and get eaten.

I wish I could telepathically play video games.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #156 on: January 16, 2012, 10:10:04 pm »
Granted, but all games you play gets glitched and permanently broken.

I wish I had a supercomputer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #157 on: January 17, 2012, 12:08:58 am »
Granted. It considers itself superior than you and sends killer robots from the future to eliminate you.

I wish Texas would succeed from the USA.
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Quote from: Vene on February 03, 2012, 04:05:39 pm
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Commenter Brendan Rizzo is an American (still living there) who really, really hates America. He used to make posts defending his country from anti-American attacks but got fed up with it all.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #158 on: January 17, 2012, 12:39:41 am »
Wish granted.  They're very successful because of being part of the US.  Oh.  I'm sorry!  Did you mean secede?

I wish I could make it to a brony meetup.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #159 on: January 17, 2012, 01:31:20 am »
Granted, but they greatly dislike you due to other non-pony related qualities.

I wish to pass my forklift license exam tomorrow.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #160 on: January 17, 2012, 02:38:51 am »
Granted but there is a two year weight restriction of 5lb on the forks you are allowed to lift.

I wish I owned a circus so I could abuse the clowns.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #161 on: January 17, 2012, 02:46:08 am »
Quote from: Jack Bauer on January 17, 2012, 02:38:51 am
Granted but there is a two year weight restriction of 5lb on the forks you are allowed to lift.
Not possible, due to my country being of a post-Napoleonic mindset and thus using metric measurements for those sorts of things.

Anyhoo, granted (given the reputation of clowns and what they do to people they dislike, do I really need to corrupt this wish?)

I wish for some chips and gravy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #162 on: January 17, 2012, 03:09:22 am »
Granted. They're laced with cyanide.

I wish I was allowed to read The Language Instinct by Steven Pinker at the dinner table without being yelled at for being an antisocial nerd.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #163 on: January 17, 2012, 03:12:54 am »
Wish granted.  You're not yelled at for it, but everyone at the dinner table is holding a conversation at your expense (about how you're an antisocial nerd.

I wish I could meet Twilight Sparkle.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #164 on: January 17, 2012, 03:18:52 am »
Granted, buy twilight sparkle turns out to be a jaded and surly actor who hates nothing more than adoring fans.

I wish I could fly.
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