None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.
How many times have I been punched in the face (Hint its more than 2 less than 11)
Why, search for ducks, of course. Ducks are always on golf courses and always know the fastest way out of them! Yeah, they'll probably peck mercilessly at my exposed, sensitive areas, but it's still worth a shot!
So you're making out with your honey, when all of a sudden the girl rings. You pick it up, and a voice on the other line says, "what are you doing with my daughter." You ask your girl what's going on, but she says, "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
(So Art: Is "coffee" short for "coffee table?)Goddamnit, I swear I that word.
>take plunger
If you could indulge one fetish (no matter how unrealistic), what would it be? Why would you choose said fetish?
Skrillex. I'd love nothing more than the chance to punch him in the face.
What is your name, your quest and your favorite color?
42 obviously.
Ironbite-would you rather listen to John Cena rap or Steve Austin sing?
Art does, obviously.
You are forced to choose a sect of Brianism to follow. The Disciples of the Shoe or the Church of the Holy Gourd?
Nightwish.
If the apocalypse happened and you had to choose someone from your family to be the only other survivor with you, who would it be and why?
Yes, it makes my soul, makes my soul drip, drip, drip away.
(I know those are the wrong lyrics, but that is the song that popped into my head...)
What's the story in Balamory? Wouldn't you like to know?
Baked potatoes.
If you could bring one back one extinct species, what would it be?
Only in a ridiculously sexed-up version of the costume.
On a scale of one to ten, what is your favorite color of the alphabet and why are you wrong?
Voldemort. He's an asshole, but has no end goal beyond killing a few people indiscriminately and getting away with it, and having a few pretentious toffs in hooded robes kiss his ass. Chances are most people would be able to just get on with their lives.
Buttsex: Yay or nay?
Bananas.
What would happen if somebody cloned Jesus, Hitler, and a Tyrannosaurus rex, then put Jesus's brain in Hitler's body, put Hitler's brain in the T. rex's body, and put the T. rex's brain in Jesus's body?
Until you can wrap it under your crotch and up the back to make your own mankini.
How much should I ask for in damages in a civil suit I'm bringing in the next few months? For context, I was falsely accused of a sex offense; the trial hasn't happened yet, but the prosecutor has already admitted to my lawyer that their forensics disprove a major claim the "witnesses" made, and without that one material claim, the entire case is built on nothing but hearsay.
There's plenty of savvy cartoons that aren't specifically aimed at adults. The best part is that most of them aren't as shitty as Family Guy these days.
Do you like mmmmmbananas?
I have no idea. I've never played Skyrim.
If you had the chance to go to Japan to compete in Ninja Warrior/Sasuke, would you?
No, I don't drink espresso.
Do you have a Teasmade?
Spiders they are cool and I wish more Sci-Fi things would have spider tanks.
Why is the world so fucked up right now?
Because you're too busy clopping to go to sleep.
Why?
As of this very moment, Tom Lehrer's "The Irish Ballad"
Puppies: Meh or yay?
Yay!
Do I change my avatar to much?
I'm not telling.
Discworld: Yay or nay?
That would make too much sense.
If a bear shits in the woods and nobody's around to smell it, does it make a stink?
I don't know and stop asking one word questions.
Should I learn to play the song Scenes from an Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel on piano?
Yes.
To be or not to be?
Your mother.
Was Rorschach right?
....what'd you say about me?
You're of the same species as Hitler.
Who would you describe as the worst person who died before the 20th century?
Depends entirely on what you mean by "God".
Your preference for Death as an anthropomorphic personification: Cruel and pitiless, or merciful and caring?
Toy Story Buzz. Existential crises are fun!Depends entirely on what you mean by "God".
Your preference for Death as an anthropomorphic personification: Cruel and pitiless, or merciful and caring?
The Pratchett one: It's just a job, he's really a nice guy who likes kittens.
Toy Story Buzz Lightyear, or cartoon Buzz Lightyear?
DiscworldThe fact "my girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend" is a serious thing in my life.
(and since I got skipped)
What is the most ridiculous thing about your life?
I listen to just about anything, so long as I think it sounds good (pretty much rules out almost all country made past 1980 and almost all religious works, and one or two other songs). So yes, as long as I think it sounds good I'll listen to it.Suicide, or nothing ever again. I hate both.
If you could only listen to one of two songs for the rest of your life, would you pick: Ode To Joy, or Thrift Shop?
Event Horizen one of the few I can actually sit through.
Worst movie you've seen in the past few months?
Rarely.Event Horizen one of the few I can actually sit through.
Worst movie you've seen in the past few months?
Toss up between Sweet Home Alabama and A Walk to Remember.
Do you read anthro comics?
Buying.
Which is more disturbing: Animated hentacles or real bestiality?
YES.Yes. You are the law.
Am I the law?
Yes four times...I've lost all of them. (One fight I got hit in the face eight times and still kept fighting)Sure, if I'm into the fandom or it's an original work.
Would you read anything I wrote? (like fanfics and the such.)
...nothing... .The Fragile (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5FbMYwRapU) by Nine Inch Nails. Long story short, when the person you love is a depressed paranoid schizophrenic (with problems with crowds and physical contact) that's stopped you from killing yourself several times, you become extremely dedicated.
What is your personal theme song? (Mines are a mix up between "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and "Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Berry)
that guy (tm). that guy who's always got a snappy repartie, who's always nice to everyone because he just is, that guy who's always got spare change for a stranger in the metro, that guy who lets others cut in front of him at the grocery store, that guy who's so great yet doesn't know it so he's never arrogant. you all know that guy, and he's my hero. the perfect epitome of the perfect gentleman.My girlfriend. Not even a hard question, because she deserves it (I'd be dead several times over if not for her), and although my first impulse would be myself, my brain would hit me for that.
but if we're talking about real people, probably chuck schuldiner, everyone said he was a great guy to know, and he is the father of death metal, after all.
you can grant one wish(no bullshit, no repercussions, just like you intend the wish to be): for whom?
A dragon. Because fuck biology and physics, I weigh eighty tons and I can breath fire and fly!
You have the opportunity to replace one body part with a mechanical version that works better than the original, including any senses. What do you choose and why?
Necromancer (Chaotic Neutral one at that.)I don't remember the name but I hate the sneaky little bastards that run from fights/get oneshotted and don't do anything useful.
Which D&D class do you hate.
Yes I do, especially ones that are made of kittens, jam, and RAGE.
What do you plan on naming your child(ren)?
A young gold dragon, less looking like the ones from D&D and more like a gold-hued version of a normal, Western red dragon. With 4 legs, because I don't want a giant pterodactyl. Talk about interstate travel!Hmmm... So many historical hotties I'd like to bed... :P
If you could meet one historical figure, who would they be and why?
Wonder who would want to clone me since...well I'm not a person worth cloning.(That's not true! I'd love to have a clone of you. For, uh, you know, science. Yeah. Science.)
How would you react to meeting your alt-universe self?
Take over reality and make everyone but those I care about completely subservient to me.Wonder who would want to clone me since...well I'm not a person worth cloning.(That's not true! I'd love to have a clone of you. For, uh, you know, science. Yeah. Science.)
How would you react to meeting your alt-universe self?
I'd wonder who this fucknugget thinks he is. Then I'd either kill him, fuck him, or we'd take over the world together.
If you could warp reality in any way you chose for one hour (and the changes would stick after the hour was up), what would you do?
Two cats a cat that stayed a kitten and never dies seems kinda cruel to me.Yes please, send it to me. I can offer Trope-filled analysis and constructive criticism.
Would you read the novel I'm working on?
Two cats a cat that stayed a kitten and never dies seems kinda cruel to me.Yes please, send it to me. I can offer Trope-filled analysis and constructive criticism.
Would you read the novel I'm working on?
Am I as pathetic as I think I am (please consult The Ex Thread (http://fqa.digibase.ca/index.php?topic=5024.0) before passing judgement)
My dad's:All pillows. Then I can still wad up the blankets to prop up my neck (which I end up doing anyway).
"Well, I didn't want to get up and grab the nail gun, so I pulled the cord and the gun slid down and nailed my knee together and then the firefighters had to get me off the roof."
Would you rather all pillows vanish or all blankets vanish, never to exist again?
I would give myself rock-hard abs and pecs where my breasts used to be.
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a parent say to you?
My phone, so that I could yell "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU" and it would yell "I'M OVER HERE FUCKFACE RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME" and I would never lose my phone again.
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which food would you want to eat?
Pinkie Pie.
You are given the chance to become a powerful sorceror, but this requires the sacrifice of an animal such as a dog, badger, large bird etc. every four months. Do you take this opportunity?
Never heard of it.
Should I set aside a sizable portion of my paycheck in my savings account or spend it all on hookers and blow?
At least three and a half, but more is better. I'd shoot for about five.
What does the Fox say?
A train leaves New York heading for Chicago at 50 mph. An hour later, another train leaves Chicago for New York at 60 mph. How many people will be killed when they crash into each other?
Damn straight I would. There's absolutely no downside to that. You'd be retarded not to take it.
What would you say is the most annoying thing on the internet right now?
"Let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."
Real coins or chocolate coins?
Now that's what I call one cute little old granny!
I was taking the train home one afternoon because I'd missed the bus, and someone was hanging upside-down from the ceiling somehow. He was having a very civil conversation with the conductor, but politely refused to get down. It was pretty surreal.
IF YU HAD THA CHAHNCE TA CHEENGE YER FAET, WOODJER?!
The Great Flood. Wait, what do you mean it was a catastrophic impact from an extraterrestrial object? WERE YOU THERE???!!!!??
Where are my glasses? (Hint, they're not on my face.)
Depends entirely on what substance you are referring to. Too much money is a lot more than too much shit, for example.
Since I didn't get an answer last time, where is that pizza I ordered?
The tiger.
Do it for the Vine? Are you gon do it?!
Intruducing myself as genderqueer and mentally ill.
What can you hear right now?
Yes it was. Very relaxing.
What exactly do you have against capital letters?
None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.
When it checked its jagged privilege.
What's a battle?
None I have a respect for bees (My fear of them notwithstanding) But it ends right at respect.Giant dragon
Besides a Tesla Coil what should I build with my spare time?
Wendigo.
Sleep or internet?
It's where you fuckin' left it, man!
What your favorite episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The Hulk.
Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
Chubacabra since well it probably can kill the hell out of people I don't like.
Should I go to Norway for University?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Shrek_Coverart.png)
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
Nope, and I can't imagine I ever would.
Do you like Swiss cheese?
Not enough space. Try downgrading to Finite Space.
Why does my arm itch?
The Joker is always the best Bat-Villain.Jews.
I have been applying for 12 jobs a week for the last two months. Why can't I get a job? I WILL LITERALLY SUCK DICK FOR MONEY AT THIS POINT.(click to show/hide)
A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)Either Bubsy 3d on the virtual boy or Team fortress 2.
What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)Mass Effect. (Lizard's shitposting, so I'm ignoring him.)
What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)Mass Effect. (Lizard's shitposting, so I'm ignoring him.)
What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
What's the best way to get my family to call me Will and refer to me as he/him?
Myr, they're not massively overused.A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)Mass Effect. (Lizard's shitposting, so I'm ignoring him.)
What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
What's the best way to get my family to call me Will and refer to me as he/him?
Threats of nuclear force.
Zombies or Myr?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
What was the last thing you ate?
Because it's got something tasty on it?I'm Pope Grumpus and I have come to Consecration you house to the Immaculate grumpy heart
Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
Sig, cause I don't know.
Who's a good Electronica artist I should listen to? (that isn't Daft Punk, Giorgio Moroder, Tiesto ect)
I'm pretty sure the cartoon is still running, so probably. Thankfully, they seem to have learned to keep it to themselves.
Why doesn't anyone sell cheese by the wheel anymore?
You mean outside homo sapien? I'd say cats.
What's a good way (besides cold turkey) to quit smoking cigarettes?
Open your mouth and find out.
Why do gifs take their sweet fucking time to load, whereas actual videos at far higher resolutions load at a more reasonable pace?
An umbrella is much more practical.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Help your wife, THEN fish. It'll feel better.
Help your wife, THEN fish. It'll feel better.
If only I saw this earlier. I chose fishing. And I caught, well, let's say it was a nice day to be outside. Kharma, huh?
Anyhow, the chicken crossed the road in 8 bit graphics while 10 year old boys from 30 years ago controlled him.
Which state quarter should I flip to make important decisions in my life?
i'm the guy who hates capital letters.
what's a weird habit you have?
Definitely maybe.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Chainmail since scale armor probably smells and itches like fuck.
What was the first video game you ever played? (for those wondering mine was Sonic The Hedgehog 2 on an old Sega Genesis my uncle owned.)
Stairway to Heaven.
What is the worst song by Led Zeppelin?
I say go for it.
I say go for it.
What game should I choose for the tabletop game group I wanna create when I head to college in January?
No. This answer is, though.
Who was the sexiest Founding Father?
If you could have any single superpower, what would it be?
Nah. Death of the author.
Legalize it?
Not sure really; I doubt anyone could just hack into my computer and HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why does my ass hurt so much?
ROWLET!
Ironbite-Fire Lion or Moon Bat?
Look at teapot
What do I see?
No idea, as I'd need to see into the future to find that out. Though for what it's worth, I can give you the current meaning.
noun
1. the state or fact of existing; being.
2. continuance in being or life; life: a struggle for existence.
3. mode of existing: They were working for a better existence.
4. all that exists: Existence shows a universal order.
5. something that exists; entity; being.
What is your second favourite breed of dog?
Yorkies.
What would you name your boat if you had one?
I don't see why not.
Why am I irrationally terrified of popping balloons?
Many worlds, but only because I really don't like Copenhagen.
Red, green or blue?
Being born.
Ironbite-what's the smartest thing you've ever done.
If it means that I can support my family to the point that we no longer have to live paycheck to paycheck, that maybe my wife could work less to spend more time with baby, and other variables are reasonable (no 100-hour work weeks, I don't have to abuse people, the work environment is within normal bounds of shittiness, etc.)? Hell yes. I'd be willing to go farther than that if we move a bit beyond living wage: If it paid 6 figures and provided benefits, I would take a full time job as his personal dick sucker. Jared, I know you're reading this. Hit me up with a DM ;)