"Proud to be a white cishet male." Good for you. Please stay 100 miles away from me at all times.
Actually, I'd like Mr. White CisHet Male to come a little closer so his ass can meet Mr. White Trans Male's combat boot. That's just me, though.
I'm 4'10" and had to deal with assholes like him in school. I'd prefer him stay away from me. But you're free to him.
Is that a flying saucer?
Maybe Obama dressed up his spy/killer-drones as UFOs to show how he is into Halloween spirits?
Maybe.
Ah, the North American Union. One of the few conspiracy theories I would support being enacted.
Wait until 2096, tho it will be called the United North American States, apparently. And we will lose the Statue of Liberty over it.