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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1905 on: April 14, 2013, 08:53:25 am »
Found this one linked on Rapture Ready:



This is creepy as fuck. Are those neanderthal sculptures?
Also, why did they label the "groom" and "homo lust". I have a headache now.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1906 on: April 14, 2013, 11:31:43 am »
They are.....wait for it....HOMO ERECTUS....eeeeee!! huhr-huhr-huhr-huhr

Fundie dipshit who 'shopped that like a 5 year old must've pissed their pants laffing.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1907 on: April 14, 2013, 11:34:05 am »
They are.....wait for it....HOMO ERECTUS....eeeeee!! huhr-huhr-huhr-huhr

Fundie dipshit who 'shopped that like a 5 year old must've pissed their pants laffing.

I get it... yet somehow I'm more confused. Since... they don't like evolution and... that has nothing to do with gays... and fuck I'm going to stop before I have a stroke.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1908 on: April 14, 2013, 11:44:37 am »
They are.....wait for it....HOMO ERECTUS....eeeeee!! huhr-huhr-huhr-huhr
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1909 on: April 14, 2013, 11:47:55 am »
Here's the original Homo Erectus pic:
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My face was the same when I first saw the "homo lust" picture.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1910 on: April 14, 2013, 12:53:05 pm »
Here's the original Homo Erectus pic:
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My face was the same when I first saw the "homo lust" picture.

OMG! He's clearly got a "Da fuq?!" look on his face. "These descendants...I no understand them!"
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1911 on: April 14, 2013, 12:59:10 pm »
Here's the original Homo Erectus pic:
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My face was the same when I first saw the "homo lust" picture.

OMG! He's clearly got a "Da fuq?!" look on his face. "These descendants...I no understand them!"
Yeah, it's sad when cavemen are more socially advanced than you.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1912 on: April 14, 2013, 01:08:50 pm »
Here's the original Homo Erectus pic:
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My face was the same when I first saw the "homo lust" picture.

OMG! He's clearly got a "Da fuq?!" look on his face. "These descendants...I no understand them!"
Yeah, it's sad when cavemen are more socially advanced than you.

What do you expect from fundies?? Even single cell organisms are more socially advanced than them.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1913 on: April 14, 2013, 03:35:04 pm »
...I am legitimately offended by that picture from Rapture Ready.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1914 on: April 14, 2013, 03:50:25 pm »
...I am legitimately offended by that picture from Rapture Ready.



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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1915 on: April 14, 2013, 04:03:41 pm »
...I am legitimately offended by that picture from Rapture Ready.

As am I... Most homophobes at least understand that gays love their partners a bit more than just mutual butt fun. It's so stupid, that if I didn't know it was Rapture Ready, I would have assumed some 13 year old made it as a parody of homophobic people's political cartoon. It would be a terrible parody too.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1916 on: April 14, 2013, 04:22:56 pm »
It's almost a paradox of an unintended parody, it's so damn bad. How does it offend me? Let me count the ways...

1. The imagery chosen is to nod agreement with the most virulent and ignorant level of homophobia.

2. The over-all presentation is perfectly in line with the worst of racist hate cartoons of the past two centuries.

3. The degree of childish snideness triggers memories I have of hearing "DYKE!" screamed at me from the age of 8

onwards.

4. Even the abuse of a skilled forensic anthropologist sculptor's work is obscene to me. Though I confess I had to make

the homo erectus "talk" both to blow off steam and to acknowledge this accurate image of an actual individual

ancestor as having dignity that should not be effaced by a fundie shitwit.

5. But yeah, fundie shitwits deny their ancestry. And also deny that me and my gay brothers and sisters are human

beings with human dignity, too
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1917 on: April 14, 2013, 04:24:37 pm »
It's almost a paradox of an unintended parody, it's so damn bad. How does it offend me? Let me count the ways...

1. The imagery chosen is to nod agreement with the most virulent and ignorant level of homophobia.

2. The over-all presentation is perfectly in line with the worst of racist hate cartoons of the past two centuries.

3. The degree of childish snideness triggers memories I have of hearing "DYKE!" screamed at me from the age of 8

onwards.

4. Even the abuse of a skilled forensic anthropologist sculptor's work is obscene to me. Though I confess I had to make

the homo erectus "talk" both to blow off steam and to acknowledge this accurate image of an actual individual

ancestor as having dignity that should not be effaced by a fundie shitwit.

5. But yeah, fundie shitwits deny their ancestry. And also deny that me and my gay brothers and sisters are human

beings with human dignity, too

You forgot the labels insulting your intelligence.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1918 on: April 14, 2013, 04:41:59 pm »
Found this one linked on Rapture Ready:



This is creepy as fuck.

That is an understatement.  They're staring into my very soul.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1919 on: April 14, 2013, 05:09:44 pm »
Found this one linked on Rapture Ready:



This is creepy as fuck.

That is an understatement.  They're staring into my very soul.



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(because humor keeps me from having a brain aneurism over stupid fundie derpshit, and 'cuz Og is right. You're definitely one of the good 'uns, TGRwulf)
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